Note: Guess what? Tomorrow June 3, marks my one year anniversary to fanfiction! Haha, that's a big deal to me!

K is for Kisses

"Kisses for charity! Kisses for charity!"

Beck grinned at the sight of Jade, Tori, and Cat all sitting down behind a table at the Hollywood Arts Craft Fair. They were raising money for a new stage in the Blackbox.

"Hey," Beck strolled up. "Made a lot of money so far?"

"Yup!" Tori said brightly. "Almost a hundred dollars, and we just started an hour ago!"

"Kisses are five dollars each," Cat said, puckering her glossy lips.

"Not for Beck," Jade snorted. "Thirty dollars for him."

"Sounds good," Beck reached into his pocket, and pulled out a twenty and two fives. He stuffed it into the bin.

"No Beck," Tori started. "Jade was kidding."

"Not really," Jade said without looking up.

"Well, it's for a good cause," Beck laughed. He leaned forward and pointed to his cheek, and both Tori and Cat reached up to it.

"Thanks Beck!" Cat squeaked. "We're going to have that stage in no time!"

"We sure are," agreed Beck. "Okay, I'll see you girls later. Andre and I are going to shoot some hoops."

"Of course you are," Jade rolled her eyes as Beck walked away. Her tone was frigid and sassy, so Beck stopped.

"What's that supposed to mean?" he asked.

Cat giggled. "That sounds so familiar!"

"It means," started Jade, standing up and drawing herself to full height. "That your not doing anything to help your school. You could help Sinjin with the dunk tank, or the cheerleaders with their car wash, or Robbie with his ventriloquist act, or any of the craft tables but you don't because you don't care. Instead your off to go play basketball with Andre."

Beck cocked his head, inviting her to go on.

"Not that you could do anything if you tried," Jade went on. "I mean, you'd probably be too busy flirting with girls to do any good for the school. Want to know why, Beck? Because your useless to Hollywood Arts."

Cat clapped a hand over her mouth, and Tori winced.

"C'mon, Jade," she started to say.

"So you think I couldn't raise any money for the school, huh?" Beck asked, raising his eyebrows and striding forward, his challenged pose. "Okay, well, how about a bet?"

"No," Tori stared.

"Fine," Jade cut in coolly. "What do you want to bet?"

He thought for a second. "Tonight I have to help Trina with her vocals. If I win, you have to go instead."

"Okay, and when I win, you have to serve twelve detentions I got for running Sinjin over on school property…again."

"Fine," Beck said. "So by the time the craft fair ends, whoever raises more money wins?"

Jade nodded, and sat back down. Beck grinned as an idea struck him.

"Cool…Be right back."

He ran inside the building, and then all the way to the carpenter work shop that took place after school hours. It was locked, but luckily outside was a bunch of scrap wood. He took a giant piece, and then walked it to the art room where he quickly covered it in craft paper and wrote "Kisses from Beck: five dollars" on it.

He brought it back outside, and set it on an empty booth right across from Jade, Cat, an Tori.

"That was our idea!" cried Jade.

Beck shrugged.

"You never said I couldn't use it. Fair is fair, right? And besides, Berf and Trina are also doing their own kissing booths so it wasn't an original idea."

Not that Berf or Trina would get any customers.

"Fine," Jade said. "But we're going to trust you. C'mon, Cat and Tori. Pucker up, the here comes some Northridge guys!"

Beck rolled his eyes as a swarm of tall, burly football players paid and kissed each girl multiple times. Beck stood up and called din the direction of the cheerleaders' car wash.
"Hey girls! Come here for a second!"

Before he knew it, the girls were charging for him, their hoses, customers, and sponges left to dry up in the sun.

"Look! Who wants a kiss?" Beck raked his hand through his hair and winked, taking advantage of his looks.

"Oh me!"

"I've been waiting to kiss Beck since I was a freshman!"

"Beck, here!"

"Just put your money in here," Beck said, taking an empty bucket from the extra car washing supplies. Money was stuffed into it buy many hands with multicolored fingernails.

Then Beck took turns for about an hour straight just kissing the cheerleaders. They called their friends, and their friends called their friends. Trina Vega alone dropped about one hundred eighty dollars.

Jade watched on in rage as Beck's bucket filled with cash. Then came the Northridge girls, and the middle school-ers who were so desperate to kiss a high school guy, and their older sisters or grandmothers who had brought them. Sure, Beck had to kiss a few granny's but it was mostly young girls.

"Okay, craft fair's closing up!" Sikowitz voice called, sounding robotic through a megaphone, and everyone cheered.

Beck took his sign down, and brought it to the big garbage can. Then he put the chairs and booth back with the others, and then sat down to count his cash.

"We made six hundred and thrifty dollars," Jade said proudly. "Beat that, Beck."

Beck grinned as he counted, then stood up.

"Have fun with Trina tonight," he said, dumping his eight hundred and seventy dollars into Jade's basket. He walked away and called over his shoulder. "Don't forget to bring ear plugs!"

Note: Haha, poor Jade. Did you like it? Review for my one year anniversary!

AmehaKay: lol, that sucks.

Sshaw101: Haha, I'm sure it's not that bad of an obsession! Or maybe it is…But either way, that's okay!

Jeremy Shane: I'm sure you're not a loser! :)