"My real name is Japan."
Eva wasn't sure whether or not he was telling the truth and she hadn't comprehended anything he had just told her.
On the outside, however, she said, "Can you elaborate on that? I don't really understand."
Kiku/Japan looked at her intently, "All of us," he gestured to the other men in the room, "are personifications of countries. We are immortal, at least as far as we know we are, and we can only be injured by wars, economy issues, and things such as natural disasters. Does that make sense?"
Eva nodded slowly, a lot of things were starting to make sense now.
"Speaking of wars," Kiku turned to America/Alfred, "Has my boss done anything or said anything to you?"
America blinked, shocked.
"No, why would he?" he asked inbetween mouthfuls of hamburgers. Where did he get those?
Kiku sighed, "he was planning to attack you. I don't know how and I don't know when but when I tried to stop him he beat me to near death and threw me in the Arizona desert."
"And you didn't say anything! NOT COOL DUDE!" America stood up and crosses his arms, glaring down at the smaller, asian country. Eva thought for a moment that he would attack Japan, which had consequences she wasn't really sure about.
Instead, Kiku stood and did his best to stare down the taller man, "I had no way to contact you. Also, I came this close to dying!" Kiku's voice had steadily risen throughout his rant, "Now are you going to let me help you or not!"
America's eyes softened a little and before Kiku could even breathe he tacklehugged him.
"Gah, A-A-America-san!" Kiku tried to push the bigger superpower off of him.
"America, you're suffocating him~aru!" China made to grab America's arm.
"Shall I get my pipe?" asked Russia.
"Honhonhon," Frace gave a perverted laugh and poked England, "what do you think of that England?"
"What do you mean?" asked England as America finally released Japan and the two began to discuss various things. Eva moved closer to the Frenchman and the Englishman, interested.
"Don't deny it, you were jealous just then weren't you?" France was smirking as England's face turned red.
"S-shut up! I was no such thing!" Engalnd turned his back on France.
France wrapped his arms around England's waist, "Then you won't mind if I try something."
"What! Let go of me you bloody frog!" England struggled against the taller man's grip.
"And then we could- HOLY HAMBURGERS WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO ENGLAND FRANCE?" America's face was suddenly twisted into anger.
"What? I'm not doing anything," France pushed England away from him, cowering under America's pentrating glare.
"Yeah, cause that looked like nothing," America growled. England stood up, straightening his shirt, his face red with embarrasment and anger.
"America, calm down, he didn't do anything," England pleaded. Eva ducked behind Kiku, not wanting to be in the line of fire if flames urupted between the three countries.
"I am going to destroy that pretty face of yours," America's hands curled into fists.
"Epp!" Frace cried, in a very unmanly like manner mind you, and he ducked behind Russia.
"Move it commie!" America snarled at the taller man.
Russia apparently didn't like that because he held up his pipe where America could see it.
"Shall I settle this da?" he asked, a smile on his face.
"All of you stop it!" everyone stared at Eva, who was standing with her hands on her hips.
"We have other things to worry about," said Kiku rationaly.
America slowly became calm and nodded.
"Like what?" asked Spain oblivious as usual.
Suddenly the sky lit up and the building began to shake. The sound of planes and shouting people suddenly filled the streets. America was grabbing at his arm like it hurt him.
"Like the fact that the Japanese military is about to bomb the crap out of us," England said, brushing dust of his shirt as if this happened everyday.
