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This chapter is totally dedicated to my wonderful super hero best friend V(tinklove) without her I would of never been able to come up with Bella/Alice's awesome revenge (cue wicked stepmother laugh Mwaahahahaha)
Chapter 11: 'Ding Dong the bitch is gone'
After breakfast I called Alice to ask her for help with my plan. After hanging up I ran to my mom's office to get the faxes and we hurried to school.
"So, what are you planning on doing?" Edward asked me as we walked into the office.
"Well, Lauren likes to publicly announce my business, I figured I would publicly humiliate her. You will just have to wait and see." I whispered.
"Oh Bella, I take it you got your note?" Miss. Cope asked.
"Yes man here you go." I handed it to her and she switched my gym to a study hall.
"Congratulations Bella, Edward I hope everything goes well for you." she smiled.
"Thank you, I am positive it's going to be perfect." I said as Edward pulled me out into the hall and kissed me passionately.
"What was that for?" I asked.
"You are in such a good mood today, I love seeing you like this. I just wish I knew what you're planning."
"You will find out at lunch."
All four periods flew by in a blur with the exception of study hall. Lauren kept making comments out loud about babies and contraceptives. Even though Mrs. Geiger yelled at her she kept on going. She would walk passed our table and 'accidentally' bump into the back of my chair every time. I felt like I was about to snap but then I would calm down and tell myself 'she is so going to get it now'. Edward noticed what Lauren was doing and tried to ignore it also, but he reached his breaking point when Jessica walked by and accidentally dropped a health book on the table open to the reproductive system. He turned red stood up and started yelling at her.
"What the fuck is your problem you stupid bitch? I will tell you your jealous. You and your little fake blonde bimbo need to leave us the fuck alone. Understand? Let me dumb it up for you. You-walk-back-to-your-table-and-don't-talk-don't-look-don't-even-think-about-us. I won't hit a girl but you better believe I will have Rose and Alice on your asses quicker than shit." he screamed.
Jessica was as white as a ghost. I noticed that everyone in the class was staring at the two of them and Mrs. Geiger was walking over to us.
"Is there a problem here Ms. Stanley?" she asked Jessica.
"N-no no p-prob-lem." she studdered.
"Well, get back to your seat now. Mr. Cullen you know the school does not tolerate that kind of language you will be serving detention for the rest of the week starting today. Understood?" she asked.
"Mrs. Geiger it wasn't Edward's fault Jessica started taunting him." I explained.
"Ms. Swan I really don't need your input on this. Like I said Cullen detention."she turned and walked off.
I figured I would just get a ride with Alice after school. We made our way into the cafeteria and I immediately sought out Lauren. I told Edward to go sit down and wait for me. He reluctantly followed my instructions.
I took the paper out of my back pocket and walked up to Lauren's table. As soon as she saw me she poked Jessica in the side and whispered loudly. "Oh slutty Bella is coming to chit chat." people were staring at us just like I wanted.
"Hi, Lauren, Jess."
"What do you want Bella?" Jessica sneered.
"Oh well since you decided to tell everyone my business I thought you would want my proof." I handed her the paper that showed my blood work, it included notes on how far along I was and stated that I had conceived on the previous Friday.(Okay I don't have babies and I don't know how it works, just go with it)
"I am sure you notice the date of conception, and I know Jessica told you about the date I was on that night?"
"Yeah so?"
"Well, put two and two together you stupid bitch. I was with Edward that night. You can stop spreading rumors about me starting now." I said.
"And what are you going to do about it?"
"I will make your life a living hell, trust me. You see Alice is really good at digging up stuff and she knows for a fact that your little vacation you took last year for a month wasn't because your family decided to get away."
She gasped and turned beat red. "You wouldn't."
"Oh, I would and I have proof rhino." I laughed as Alice walked up to me with a stack of papers I asked her to make for me.
Lauren turned green and everyone around us was whispering trying to figure out what I was talking about. A few people started to move closer.
"You see Lauren. You might get pissed because I have Edward and you cant. You might be jealous because I am carrying his child and you aren't, I don't know. You have seriously fucked with the wrong girl and I am going to make you pay." I turned around and watched Alice throw the fliers into the air. Everyone started diving for one. Alice and I walked back to our table where Edward was sitting with his mouth hanging open. I sat down next to him and took a sip of his water, as people started laughing.
I had called Alice this morning to get some dirt on Lauren.
"Oh man Bells, I have just the thing I was waiting for a special occasion but I guess that gumdrop is totally worth it." Alice squealed.
"Well, lay it on me."
"Okay well last year Lauren told everyone that she was going out of town for vacation for a month. We were all happy she was gone even Jessica started acting human." she laughed. "So, I was at the store with my mom and I heard her mother talking on the phone loudly.'Lauren I told you that you were going to be in pain a nose job isn't something you play around with you knew what you were getting into' or something along those lines. She hung the phone up and walked over to the next isle and saw my mom. They started talking and she asked me if I would like to come over and keep Lauren company while she was at work. So of course I said yes. I walked into Lauren's room the next day and I think she about pissed her pants when I pulled out my camera and started snapping away at her ugly swollen bandaged face." Alice was laughing so hard I could barely understand the words that she was saying.
"I went straight home and printed them out...."
Lauren and Jessica ran out of the cafeteria shortly after clutching the many fliers they were able to gather. A few of the jocks followed them out taunting her wildly.
"Oh man what are the chances of getting one of those flyers?" Emmett asked Alice.
"Well, I took the liberty of making everyone there own copy because I figured Bella would want to frame it." she smiled pulling a folder out of her bag and handing us each a hot pink sheet of paper. There were four pictures of Lauren, one was a yearbook picture of what I am guessing was from Jr. High. The second being a more recent one. The third one was a picture of her horrific swollen and bandaged face that Alice captioned with the date and the words SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION? and lastly a picture of her this year. The differences in the before and after picture was very distinct considering she used to have a large bony nose, and now she had a small button nose.
"Alice you are the best." I snorted.
"Oh I am so not finished. I have a surprise for her little bitchy bff but you will have to wait until you get home for that one." she laughed.
"What do you mean?"
"As soon as you get home check your email. You don't think I am going to let Jessica get away without having a little fun did you?" she asked with a fake hurt expression.
"Oh god, I really want to know and we still have two periods left."
"Baby we missed some of yesterday your just going to have to hold off for a while." Edward chuckled.
"Hey little brother, dad was in a better mood yesterday when he got home from work. Did you two work out everything?" Jasper asked.
"He came to Bella's appointment and apologised. I am not sure I am ready to let it go. He really hurt Bella." Edward replied. "I thought she was going to leave me and I never want to feel like that again."
"You never will, don't worry." I whispered in his ear. "I'm not going anywhere without you. I love you."
"I love you too baby, so much." he kissed me quickly and we made our way to our next class. We arrived just before the bell rang and as soon as we walked into the room everyone erupted in applause. I blushed and sat down, before the teacher started today's lesson.
I was antsy all throughout the last period. Edward kept trying to calm me down but eventually gave up. I tore a sheet of paper out of my note book and wrote: Hey what do you think Alice did to Jessica? I am trying to think about it and I've got nothing. Why would she use email????
I passed him the note and heard him chuckle as he replied: I have no idea, but this is Alice we are talking about so it's going to be good.
I laughed and folded the note into my science book.
As soon as the bell rang I dragged Edward to his car. "Bella, I forgot about detention. Did you ask Alice for a ride?" he pulled back.
"Shit, no let me call her." I grumbled as I got my phone out of my bag and dialed her number.
"Hello best friend ever speaking how can I help you." Alice laughed.
"Well, best friend I forgot to ask you earlier but do you think you can give me a ride home the skank twins got Edward in trouble."
"Of course I am at my locker right now and that means I get to be with you when you see your surprise. I will meet you at my car in a minute." and she hung up.
"Aww, man you have to wait until after detention to see the surprise." I whined.
"I think I will survive. I love you, be careful, take care of my gumdrop, and I will see you in an hour." he tried to kiss me but I pulled away.
"Your gumdrop, it takes two to tango Mr. Cullen and your not the one that has to carry and deliver a not so little gumdrop."
"I am sorry, I love you, be careful, take care of our gumdrop." he chuckled and pulled me into a passionate kiss.
"Eww, you guys stop it already people are staring. Edward your going to be late and Bella let's go check your email." Alice said tugging on my arm.
"I love you." I called.
"I love you too babe."
"You guys put my parents to shame in the love department." Alice laughed as we sped down the road.
"Alice, I know your really exited and everything but I promised Edward that I would be careful and keep our gumdrop safe."
"Oh Bella chill I always drive like this you should know that by now." she huffed but slowed down ever so slightly.
As soon as we pulled up to my house Alice jumped out of the car and headed for the door, I had to practically jog to catch up with her. I unlocked the door and watched her sprint up the stairs to grab my laptop. I went to the kitchen to get something to drink.
"Okay, Bella gumdrop will be okay without h2o for a few minutes trust me it is so worth it." Alice said as she sat my laptop on the counter and motioned for me to sign into email. She clicked on a message with the subject URGENT SCHOOL IS CANCELLED.
Okay this is tricky so bare with me: The bold words are what is written in the captions
The screen was black for a second and then the beginning of the STD song by the Kurt's and rick started up. A picture of Jessica wearing a nighty and in what I am guessing was supposed to a sexy pose. You might think this is sexy but....the next was a short clip of a Jessica giving a football player a blow job. do you know where it's been? There had to of been a hundred photos of Jessica either wearing close to nothing or her naked with a guy. I lost count after the first couple of videos. At the end there was a video of what I am guessing was a party because Jessica and Lauren were laying on a pool table naked, in what looked like someones den. It looked like a party, until whoever was behind the camera zoomed out and you could see a group of guys standing around the table.
I watched as one by one a guy would come up and screw one of them before moving to the other and another guy would step up to the plate. At times the video would pause and words would pop up. Hope those boys got tested after all of that, who da hoe?, and more I was so grossed out I just paid attention to the captions. After the gang bang was over grotesque pictures of different STD's flashed across the screen before a picture of the girls popped up cuing the song Nasty by Destiny's child.So, if you dare to go down there, and show some love, your a brave younge man but where a glove.
"Alice, your a genius. Thank you so much." I laughed falling to the floor.
"I know right but you need to thank Jasper and Rose too." she said proudly.
"Why?"
"Well, thanks to Jasper being the super sexy geek that I know and love I was able to get every student in the school's email address. Without Rose I would of never gotten the materials, she knows a lot of people who 'know' or 'have known' the sluts, she was able to talk them into letting her borrow their material so long as we blurred their faces out. You can thank you tube for the first song, and I thought Nasty was appropriate"
"That is so awesome, but Alice can't they trace this back to you?" I was immediatly worried that as funny as it was it was going to get them in alot of trouble.
"Nope, Jazzy was able to send it to everyone anonymously that's why there isn't an email address." she laughed.
"God, you are fantastic. I don't want to ever watch it again though." I shuddered. "I don't think I am ever going to get the images out of my head now."
"Yeah, wait until tomorrow at school it will all be worth it."
"It's already worth it."
"Thank you." Alice took a bow. "I am going to head home before Rose starts blowing up my phone. She wants to go shopping. Do you want to come?"
"No Edward should be home in a little while and I just want to spend some time with him. I have to go pick up my prenatal vitamins at the pharmacy later anyways."
"Okay, take care of my nephiece." she hugged me.
"Your what?"
"Well, we are going to have to wait forever to find out what your little gumdrop is so I figured since I am going to be an aunt I would call gumdrop by nephiece, you know nephew and niece put together."
"Alice, sometimes I dont know how you come up with this stuff." I laughed.
"It's all up here." she tapped her forehead before walking out to her car and driving off.
I realized that I hadn't done any laundry since we got here so I gathered up all of mine and Edward's dirty clothes and threw them into the washer. I was doing the dishes when I felt someone wrap their arms around me.
"You look so sexy." Edward whispered into my ear.
"Thank you." I turned around and kissed him.
"So, what was the surprise?"
"Click the play button on the computer." I told him as I finished up the dishes. I didn't want to watch it again so I went down to the laundry room and switch the clothes into the dryer. I was filling the washer with a second load when I heard the door open.
"Ewww. Why didn't you warn me?" he shuddered.
"I wanted you to go through what I had to." I laughed.
"Well so much for sexin up my beautiful baby momma tonight." he wrapped his arms around me tightly.
"Yeah, I don't think that is going to happen tonight, I am really tired." I kissed his jaw.
Edward helped me finish the laundry laughing about how it was like we were married because I had no problem with washing our underwear together. We ordered pizza and started to watch a movie when I dozed off.
I woke to Edward's phone going off. We were on the couch still, and he had his arms wrapped around me. "Edward get up your phone is going off and I have to pee."
"Morning baby." he stretched. "I set the alarm on my phone so we wouldn't oversleep I know you want to be there to see the reactions." he turned the alarm off as I got up.
"Yes I do hurry up let's get ready, I will make some toast and we can eat it in the car."
"We are taking your car then."
"You know what Edward in less than nine months your going to have a baby in your car. Do you know what babies do? They spit up and throw stuff." I warned.
"I know but my car has been good to me and I want to treat her right."
"Just get ready weirdo." I laughed as I ran to the bathroom.
We were sitting in the parking lot with the rest of the gang twenty minutes later. As soon as people started showing up I could hear them talking about the email.
"Oh my god did you get the no school email?" "Did you see Jessica's sex tapes?" "Eww I knew she was loose." "Maybe we should tell the football team to get tested."
I tried to hold in my laughter as I saw Lauren's baby blue VW bug pull up. She and Jessica got out of the car and shot death glares at our group before walking into the school. We followed behind them as everyone taunted them. Jessica's face was beat red but Lauren acted like she was oblivious to everything.
Edward and I walked into our first period and took a seat. Twenty minutes into the class I had to use the restroom. The teacher handed me a pass and I made my way to the closest ladies room.
I was washing my hands when the door swung open. "Well, if it isn't bitchy Bella." Lauren sneered.
"You think your funny whore?" Jessica asked.
"I don't know what your talking about if you'll excuse me." I tried to step around them but they blocked my way.
"Oh I don't think so. You see there are plenty of ways to hurt you without affecting the bastard." Lauren warned.
I reached into my pocket flipped my phone open I hit the speed dial 1: knowing it was Edward's and pulled my hands out of my pocket.
"Listen, you two this is fun and all but I have to get back to class." I tried to step around them again but Lauren grabbed my arms and slammed me into the wall.
"You aren't going anywhere bitch." she yelled in my face.
"So, you are going to beat up a pregnant girl in a bathroom, two on one? Really brave Lauren." I laughed loudly in her face hoping that Edward had picked up his phone and knew what was going on.
Jessica slapped me in my face. "My parents found that email you stupid cunt." she yelled.
"And what makes you think I did it?" I asked, I could taste the blood from my busted lip.
"I just do okay." she slapped me again.
Lauren still had my arms pinned to my sides and my back against the wall and I was suddenly afraid they were going to hit me in my stomach. These bitches were already stooping pretty low I just didn't know how far they were going to go.
Jessica punched me in my mouth right before the door swung open. "What is going on here?" I heard Principal Grayson yell.
Lauren let go of me and I slid to the floor the blood rushing back into my arms. "I-sh-a-he-" she started to stutter nervously.
"Enough, you two to the front office now I will deal with you in a second." she yelled.
I watched them walk out the door and a second later Edward ran in. "Oh god Bella are you alright did they-"
"I'm fine they hit me in the face a couple of times." I said standing up. "They didn't touch my stomach."
"Oh thank god but I still want to call Maggie." he kissed my forehead before grabbing a few paper towels and wiping my lip.
"Miss. Swan? I am sorry this happened to you. I want you to go to the doctor right now, Mr. Cullen I trust you can take her?" she asked.
Edward nodded and led me out the door. "And Miss. Swan, don't worry about them we have a no tolerance rule, I am pressing charges and they will be expelled." Grayson called as we walked out the door.
"I am so sorry baby, I tried to get to you and then Grayson stopped me, when I told her why I ran out of the classroom she rushed into the bathroom." he whispered as we got in the car.
"Its fine Edward. Let's just go see Maggie, and she can tell you that everything is fine." I smiled and winced feeling my lip split back open.
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Okay it's not really a cliffy I am sure you all know gumdrop is just fine. Please review, I wont pimp my story out anymore but some reviews will motivate me to update tomorrow. Thanks for your time I hope you liked it. -Ashley
