AN: First off, you all better appreciate this because it took forever to do
Either way hope you like it
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Under the desert sands of Agrabah, Adrien, Plagg and Carpet were all just regaining their scenes.
"Ugh... My head..." Adrien said rubbing his head and looking around seeing no way out "We're trapped... That no good son of a jackal... Well whoever he was, he's log gone with that lamp."
Smirking Plagg went behind a rock and pulled out said lamp.
"Why you hairy little thief..." Adrien said smiling picking it up, petting his friend.
"Don't know why he'd want it though," he said looking it over "Looks like a piece of worthless junk. But wait there's... There something written here, but it's hard to make out..." he said as he began to rub off the dirt.
Suddenly the lamp started bouncing around and the sound of someone laughing from inside it came to their ears.
Suddenly a ton of red smoke came out of the spout and swarmed the cave eventually forming into a large red genie with blue poofy pants and shoes and golden bracelets on his writs.
"WHOA! 10,000 years will give you suck a creak in the neck..." he said to no one in mind "Hang on a sec dude..." he said really 'hanging' Adrien up on a rock my the boy's jacket, as he took off his head and sorted out the pain.
"Ah it is so great to be out of there! Hayo nice to be back ladies and gentlemen, my names Nino. Nice to see ya, where you from what's your name?" the genie said poofing up a mike and shoving it towards Adrien who Plagg and Carpet helped get down.
"A... Adrien." Adrien said having been taught by his mother for the short time he had her to always be polite and give his name to people.
"Adrien," Nino said making a neon game-show name plate appear with Adrien's name on it "Hello Adrien, nice to have you on the show. Can I call you A? Or maybe just Drien? Or maybe even Dray?" Nino says changing his appearance into an old Scotsman.
"Hey Dray come here boy," he says whistling before zipping off to one side and coming back the other way now as a dog, scaring Plagg to hide behind his friend.
"Wow, I must have hit my head harder than I thought..." Adrien said checking for bumps but not finding any.
"You smoke? Mind if I do?" Nino asked laughing, poofing into smoke and turning back into his normal genie form, making the others jump and fall over.
"Whoa sorry peeps hope I didn't hurt anything... Hey Rug girl," Nino cried happily seeing Carpet who turned to him "Haven seek ya in a few millennia. Hey whats-up? Give me some tassel! Ya haha yo!" Nino said as the two of them gave each other a friendly greeting.
"Hey, you're a lot smaller than my last master," Nino said looking to Adrien and getting out a measuring tape to check. "Either that or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?" he asked Carpet turning sideways and all the fat he had just bulked up fell down again.
"Wait. Wait a minute!" Adrien said trying to understand this "I'm... Your master?" he asked.
"That's right! He can be taught!" Nino said happily giving Adrien a High school graduation cam and a diploma.
"What do you wish of me?" Nino said looking proud "The ever impressive..." now a body-builder "The long contained..." pretending he was stuck in a box "The often imitated" holding a puppet that looked just like him and speaking in a high voice "But... Never Duplicate-duplicate-duplicate-duplicated..." going around the cave making more of him pausing for effect "NINO, THE GENIE OF THE LAMP!"
Adrien, Plagg and Carpet were all amazed by how much power this Genie had shown them in less than 5 minutes.
"Right here, direct from the lamp," Nino said shifting once again to be a red and blue spokesman retrieving praise as his duplicated cheered for him "Right here for your very much wish fulfilment."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Adrien said getting up cutting off Nino's act "Wish fulfilment?"
"Yep, Three wishes to be exact," Nino said holding up three fingers "And EX-NAY on the wishing for more wishes. That's all you get. Three. Uno, Dos, Tres..." he said shifting from a slot machine to three mini Mexicans.
"No substations, exchanges or refunds..." he said slyly walking by Adrien, now black and white, pretending to smoke on a cigar.
"Now I know I'm dreaming," Adrien said to Plagg who was perched on his shoulder for safety.
"Master, I don't think you quite realize what you got here," Nino said turning to Adrien back to normal but growing slowly in size "So what don't ya just ruminate... Whilst I illuminate the possibilities..." he said pointing a finger to Adrien using his magic to move him to sit on a rock, before making himself glow, a big grin on his face.
'Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves. Scheherazde had a thousand tales..'
Nino began, making a small group of thieving looking men appear and made them circle around Adrien.
'But, Master, you're in luck
'Cause up your sleeves'
Nino sang appearing inside Adrien jacket facing him, before getting behind him and giving Adrien his arms to knock out the thieves.
'You got a brand of magic that never fails.'
Soon everyone was inside a boxing arena, with Adrien wearing the gloves, Nino in a coaches' outfit and Plagg using Carpet to cool the boy down.
'You got some power in your corner now.
Some heavy ammunition in your camp.'
Nino sang as he changed into a jumbo firework and set fire to himself before shooting off into the sky, before dancing around Adrien.
'You got some punch, pizzazz
Yahoo and how'
Turning back into himself inside his lamp facing Adrien, grabbing his hand and making the boy rub it.
'See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say...'
Nino began as he grew in size with his arms crossed over his chest.
'*Mr Adrien Sir
What may your pleasure be?*'
Suddenly Adrien, Carpet, and Plagg were at a fancy table with a giant menu, and Nino was dressed as a waiter.
'*Let me just take your order, jot it down*
You ain't never had a friend like me...'
Nino made a domed plate appear, speaking in a posh French accent, as he took the dome off revealing a roast chicken that span around showing Nino's face.
'Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d''
Nino then grew in size again leaning his large ear towards Adrien, scaring Plagg and Carpet away.
'Come on, whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me.'
Sudden one Nino had turned into four Nino's and they began grooming Adrien which included cutting his hair, filing his finger nails, trimming his toe nails, and giving him a shave.
'Yes, sir.
We pride ourselves on service.'
Adrien was now on a big red, comfy chair, in a room full of gold, Plagg and Carpet using giant pink feathers to gently fan him, as Nino made small helping of food to appear.
'You're the boss, the king the shah.
Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish
How about a little more baklava...?'
Nino sang as he lifted Adrien's hat making piles of nacho's come out of it.
Next he made Adrien jump from the top of two different columns with the letters A and B on them.
'Have some of column A
Try all of column B'
Slipping, Adrien fell and landed upright, on top of a giant red cushion Nino was holding, as said genie made a red carpet with his tongue and a mini him came out in a fancy tux and top hat.
'I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me.'
Nino's giant hands with doodles of eyes and eyebrows came along and danced with him, before squishing them in between each other.
'Maw, maw maw'
Oh my
'Maw maw maw
No, no
Maw maw maw
My, my, my
Ha, ja, yo, ja ho'
In his next act, Nino was himself again, but had his head and three other's in his hands and was juggling them.
'Can your friends do this...?'
He asked before passing his heads to Adrien who juggled them as well, smiling.
'Can your friends do that...?'
Next trick Nino did was pull a bunny-fied version of himself out of an invisible hat.
'Can your friends pull this...? Out of their little hat...'
Next he turned into a dragon and breathed fire towards Adrien, making the flames turn into beautiful veiled girls who began to dance around Adrien.
'Can your friends go poof'
Hey, looky here
Ha-ha!
Can your friends go *Abracadabra, ler her rip!*
And then make the sucker disappear?'
He asked taking his ears and ripping himself in half, and made the girls vanish, before turning into a smaller version of himself and doing what he sang to himself.
'So don't you sit there
Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer
All your midnight prayers'
He sang on his knees, hand together and jumping off of Adrien's hands and diving into a pond of water where a giant Nino the Genie certificate came up.
'You got me bona fide certified
You got a genie
For your charge d'affaires'
He sang wrapping Adrien up into himself before letting him out again.
'I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what's your wish?
I really want to know'
Nino asked beaming, once again leaning his ear towards Adrien, before he peaked into the boy's ear and pulled out a three mile long wish list.
'You got a list
That's three miles long, no doubt
All you gotta do is rub like so and ho...'
Coming up to a 'Big finale', Nino made a group of men bow down to him and the fire girl from before come back, who Adrien tries to kiss one of them.
'Mr Adrien, sir
Have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob'
Only for it to be a big Nino's cheek.
Ginning Nino starting firing his magic around making bigger, and brighter, thing appear
'You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend'
Golden dancing elephants
'You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend'
Dancing, veiled, two humped camels
'You ain't never...'
Juggling swords men, and the cave to become covered in treasure again
'Had a...'
Toy monkeys clapping their mini symbols together
'Friend like me...'
Even more dan'cing fire girls and a pink neon light place of Agrabah appear behind them.
No one noticing Plagg trying to scoop as much treasure into his mini hat as he could.
'You ain't never had a friend like me.'
With that Nino span around absorbing all the magic back into himself, and they were back in that small dark empty cave, him having a blue neon sign reading 'Applause' above him.
(RIP Robin Williams (1951 -2014))
Adrien and Carpet looked around not believing all that had just happened.
Plagg was looking inside his mini hat to see if any of the treasure was still in there, but found it was gone, making him pout.
"So what will it be, master?" Nino asked smiling and checking his nails.
"You're going to grant me any three wishes I want, right?" Adrien asked, just needing one more run down on this.
"Er... almost..." Nino said once again shifting form into a nervous man and counting on his fingers "There are few provisos. A couple of quid pro quos." adding more and more fingers.
"Like..." Adrien asked looking up at Nino in curiosity.
"Well, rule number one... I can't kill anybody," Nino said *in a hangman's outfit with a noose around his neck holding it above his head "So don't ask..."
"Rule number two..." Nino began, getting out of his outfit and coming over to sit next to Adrien "I can't make anyone, fall in love, with anybody else..." he said turning his head into a large pair of lips kissing his master on the cheek "You little ponem there."
"Rule number three..." he said changing back to normal again, lying stck still on his back, before slowly coming up and becoming some form of a zombie "I can't bring people back from the dead."
Seeing this Adrien thought he was going to be sick and covered his mouth.
"It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!" Nino said shaking Adrien by the shoulders, before coming back to normal one last time and returning to stand before the group.
"Other than that... You got it, dude," Nino said bowing.
"Hmm..." Adrien and Plagg said together thinking, the boy giving the cat a questioning look, which Plagg returned with a smirk and a nod.
"Provisos?" he asked looking to Nino "As in limitations? On wishes? Some all-powerful genie." he said to Plagg as Nino looked up to them a small glare on his face.
"Can't even bring people back from the dead..." Adrien said smirking as he got up from the rock he was sat on "I dunno Plagg. He probably can't get us out of this cave. Looks like we've gotta find a way out of here..."
Suddenly he and Plagg were stopped by a giant golden giant genie slipper.
"Excuse me?" Nino asked looking to Adrien and Plagg pointing to himself "Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here?" he began listing, not noticing Adrien and Plagg giving each other a small fist bump.
"And all of the sudden you're walking out on me?" Nino asked getting mad "I don't think so, not right now." he said striding towards Adrien getting redder and redder with each step. "You're getting your wishes so SIT DOWN!" he yelled.
Slightly afraid, Adrien and Plagg took a seat on top of Carpet, Nino soon joining them.
"In case of emergency: The exits are here, here, here, here, anywhere," Nino said multiplying his arms and pointing off of Carpet "Keep your hand and arms inside the carpet." he said shrinking his arms back into his body "We're..." he began as he started to build up magic.
*On the outside of the Cave of Wonders' sand dune*
"Outta, here!" Nino called out to the world as Carpet flew off into the sky and across the desert, a trail of magic behind them.
AN: *Can't steal each and everything Disney used on Aladdin, I do need to put my own ideas in here some where...
