HEY GUYS! THIS STORY ISNT REALLY A CROSSOVER.. BUT IT WILL BE SOON ENOUGH.

IM ALTERIN KAGOME`S APPEARANCE AND ATTITUDE BY THE WAY…. SO EXPECT OOC-NESS FROM BOTH MAIN CHARACTERS.

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Zettai Koibito

Inuyasha X Zettai Kareshi (Absolute Boyfriend)… sort of. -_-;

Sesshomaru X Kagome

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*Knock* *Knock* *Knock* Silver pair of brows crinkled in annoyance at the sound of knuckles hitting wood. Pushing the pristine white mattress over a crown of silver hair, he buried himself beneath the thick mounds of covers willing the intruder of his slumber to go away.

But alas, his rare deep sleep was rudely ripped away from him. Snarling his distaste, he threw the covers off revealing a well built body clad in black pair of pajamas. Slipping his black socked feet into a twin fluffy home slippers.

Running a rather long nailed hand over his unusual tight length silver tresses, he exited his warm room and into the chilling atmosphere of his grand living room.

'Who could've been visiting at this ungodly hour?' he inwardly asked as he approached the door granting entrance to his apartment.

Ripping the door open, his amber eyes narrowed when a pair of blood red eyes greeted him.

"What do you want woman?" he coldly asked the weirdly dressed female.

Her hair was in a tight bun with a leather headpiece settled on top of her head. Beneath her right eye was a tattoo with a rather intriguing symbol in it. Her attire was purely made of leather including the countless numbers of belts and buckles.

"Woah there, don't get your trousers in a twist bro. Im here to deliver a package from someone named….. Ah! Taisho Inuyasha." The woman has a rather flamboyant attitude, betraying her regal appearance..

"I am not my brother…"

"Duh, that`s why it was FROM.. this package is for you from him." She then pointed at something beside her and he took it as a cue for him too look at said package.

"Send it back. Whatever it is, it is clearly trouble. Especially if it was from my half-brother." He eyed the human sized crate in suspicion.

He and his brother were close, as some people would call it… but that is because they were often on each other`s throats. He just knew that Inuyasha wouldn't simply send him something without a migraine along with it.

"I will assure you sir! This will be worth it! This baby here is our latest product and your brother wasted money in this one. So I say, give it a shot!" the blasted woman went on and on until he could finally argue no more.

"Where do I sign?" he sighed exasperatedly while the woman grinned in victory.

"Name`s Kagura and Im from Kronos Heaven company. Hope you enjoy our latest Nightly Lover figure version Four-Sixty.. Good day." Taking the sign documents away from him, Kagura bowed mockingly before vanishing.. Literally.

Ignoring the bizarre apparition (since he was purely adamant that the woman is the same race as he.), he eyed the huge crate and sighed in resignation. He stepped out of his apartment and started pushing the insanely huge box into his apartment.

Uncharacteristically dropping his butt on his expensive crimson couch, he eyed the box and fought down the urge to rip the box open..

His blasted curiosity is winning slowly but surely.

Facepalming, he stood up and plucked out the manual from the box and flipped the book open.

Welcome to Nightly Lover version Four-sixty in which will make your dreams come true!

He rose a brow at the cliché dialogue but kept reading nonetheless.

Kronos Heaven Company has been keeping customers happy with our enhance products that brings joy to our well picked customers.

In this current turn of events, Kronos had found a solution to cure countless of aching hearts by creating the Nightly Lovers.

As of late, the Nightly Lovers has been proved a success in which made Kronos into bringing life to the brand new and latest version of Nightly Lovers.

Presenting; Nightly Lover`s latest version; Nightly Four-Sixty.

As smart as Sesshomaru is, he just cant figure out what the thing is. The manual has a way of introducing the product without completely flat out telling what it is, pushing him to just open the damn box.

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Straightening the creases present on his brown sweater, he picked up his bag and exited his room to attend school.

He was about to twist the door knob of his apartment`s door open when once again, the crate popped out of his peripheral vision.

Gripping the knob so tight that his fist went white, he suddenly found the urge to bang his head on the door when his feet gained life on its own and started marching stiffly towards the box.

"I swear. If this means trouble Inuyasha would found me returning the same favor times two." He mumbled as he started opening the box.

Halfway through, the lid suddenly gave way and something fell on top of Sesshomaru knocking the air out of his lungs.

Opening his eyes, silky tresses of rich ebony greeted his vision and he reached a hand to observe a lock.

"Hair?" feeling the soft and cold texture of something resembling a person`s skin, his eyes widen and he immediately turned his head to his side.

What he saw made his heart skipped a beat.

A perfectly carved face went nose to nose with him. The most angelic features made him staring dumbly and he observed every crevice of her face from the rich long lashes to the petal soft lips.

But realization dawned in him and his amber orbs widen in horror.

Did his brother just sent him a corpse?

Bolting up, his moon kissed face darkened in color when he realized that the female was wearing her birthday suit.

Inwardly punching himself from staring, he remembered the manual and picked it up from the floor.

He flipped the page to page two and hastily read its contents.

To start Lover, follow instructions:

, we need to start the body up..

'What?! It.. Moves?'

2. There is a sensor on the body`s lips.. Which will read the temperature of the customer`s lips.

Tossing the doll like female a glance, Sesshomaru`s face kept getting darker and darker despite the perfectly masked face. Reaching out a hesitant hand, he ran his knuckles over the girl`s cheeks and marveled at how soft and real it was.

3. And it will recognize the customer as its 'lover.'

Sesshomaru slammed the book close and leaned on his couch.

He knew that Inuyasha secretly wished for his happiness, especially after the break up with 'her' but this?

Sending him an artificial lover is just… just.. too insane.

He redirect his gaze to the almost perfectly made female, all blood rushed up to the tip of his ears when he recalled the 'instructions'.

'I cant exactly leave her like this can I? and besides, this Sesshomaru is being ridiculous.' Pushing himself off the couch, he knelt beside the girl ignoring her blatant nakedness nor her soft but perfect curves, nor her rich bossoms, nor her porcelain skin, nor-

DAMMIT! JUST STOP STARING SESSHOMARU!

Coughing to hide his embarrassment, he slowly leant down to close the distance between him and the girl.

Ignoring how red he had gotten and how loud his heart was beating, he closed the distance between them and he felt some kind of electricity surged throughout his system.

He didn't notice the wing shaped ring glowed in life.

He pulled away when the distinct sound of beating and pulsing emanated from the girl.

He watched as the girl rose as if it was from the grave. Her long ebony hair sliding smoothly away from sticking to her body like a water. As she reached a slouched sitting position, Sesshomaru had to swallow the lump on his throat when her eyelids started to open.

Amber met with azure.

And every logical thinking were thrown out of the window when the girl crawled her way over the stunned Taisho.

"Hello, Koi." To shock to respond, Sesshomaru could do nothing but to go red when she cupped his chick and kissed him passionately.

'ITS REAL?!'

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SOOOOOOO YEAHHHH! SESS IS OOC IN THIS ONE… FUCKING BADASSS!