The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 11: Resident Rumble
The fans started to count down for the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #46: Trent (Total Drama)
Out of the stage was the guitar player of Total Drama. With his black hair, light green shirt with green camo sleeves, black jeans, and green shoes, Trent was given a good ovation from the crowd.
"Here comes another Total Drama competitor," JBL said.
"From Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action, it's Trent," Michael Cole said.
Trent runs down the ramp and enters the ring, he then takes down Rangiku and Angélico with a double clothesline.
"Trent starts off with a double clothesline," Jerry Lawler said.
Trent then takes down Pacifica with a dropkick to the back.
"Trent gets Pacifica with a dropkick," Michael Cole said.
Finally, Trent nails Naruto with a brutal discus clothesline, knocking him down as well.
"And Naruto nearly had his jaw shattered thanks to Trent," JBL said.
In ring two, Eric Young picks up El Torito and lifts him up in a gorilla press position.
"Oh man, Eric is going to bury El Torito six feet under," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Eric launches El Torito over the top rope and El Torito hits the floor, ending his run in the rumble and Eric got even more boos for that elimination.
"And Eric Young ends El Torito's chances of winning the match," Michael Cole said.
25th eliminated: El Torito, by Eric Young, Duration-11:21
As El Torito left ringside, Vincent Valentine and Finn Balor get Eric Young from behind, nailing him with a double back suplex.
"Double back suplex by Vincent and Finn, and Eric is down," JBL said.
In ring one, Trent had gotten Naruto in this triangle chokehold, every second Naruto was in that hold, was making him lose consciousness faster.
"Trent is choking out Naruto with that chokehold," Jerry Lawler said.
After seven seconds of putting him in the hold, Rangiku come in and gets Trent with a leg drop, breaking the hold.
"Rangiku comes in and saves Naruto from that choke," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile in ring two, Captain America and Al Bundy were trading punches to the face.
"Look at the punches that Captain America and Al Bundy are trading," JBL said.
After five seconds of punches, Al Bundy nails a forearm to the face of Captain America and scoops him up looking for a slam.
"Al scoops up the Captain," Jerry Lawler said.
Al then runs towards the top left corner of ring two and slams Captain America back first into the corner.
"Captain just got slammed into the corner," JBL said.
With Captain America still scooped up, he runs out of the corner and gives the captain a running power slam.
"Running power slam by Al Bundy, who is now in the match for forty-four minutes plus," Michael Cole said.
As Al got up and pump up the crowd for that slam, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means the next entrant was on his way.
"Here we go with entrant forty-seven," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #47: Jack Swagger
Out of the stage was The All-American American, Jack Swagger. He then placed his hand over his heart and he (plus the fans said), "We The People".
"Alright, this rumble just got more patriotic," JBL said.
"Entrant forty-seven is The All-American American, Jack Swagger," Michael Cole said.
Jack Swagger took off running down the ramp and enter the ring, he sees Trent down near the top right corner, so Jack runs towards the corner and gets Trent with a Swagger Bomb.
"Swagger Bomb onto Trent," Jerry Lawler said.
Jack then locks Rangiku around in a gut wrench position and lifts her up, getting her with a gut-wrench powerbomb.
"Gut-wrench powerbomb onto Rangiku," Michael Cole said.
Then, Jack locks Sunset Shimmer's ankle around his hands and gets her with a Patriot Lock.
"Patriot Lock, Sunset is feeling the pain," JBL said.
In ring two, Vincent and Al got Captain America up and get him down with a double scoop slam in the middle of the ring.
"Double scoop slam by Vincent and Al," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Pentagon Jr. climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner of ring two, he jumps off and gets Captain America with a 360 headbutt as the fans popped for that move.
"What an amazing diving flipping headbutt, I have never seen that before," JBL said.
In ring one, Jack Swagger still had the Patriot Lock on Sunset Shimmer, as Sunset was feeling the pain of her ankle nearly getting broken.
"Sunset is nearly close to have a broken ankle," Michael Cole said.
After about five seconds later, Eric Young comes into ring one and nails Jack in the back with a steel chair, causing Jack to let go of the hold and boos filled the stadium because of the chair shot.
"Brutal chair shot by Eric Young and Jack is in pain," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Eric nails Jack again with the chair, this time again to the back.
"Chair shot to the back of Jack Swagger," Michael Cole said.
Then, Eric nails Sunset over and over again with that chair.
"Look at destruction Eric is causing, he is viciously beating Sunset with that chair," JBL said.
After five vicious chair shots, Eric Young turned around and Roman Reigns got him with a Superman Punch right onto the chair, the chair nails Eric right in the face as the fans cheered for that move.
"Superman Punch and Eric deserves it for the pain he has caused," Jerry Lawler said.
As Roman got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears again on the Titantron, which means the next entrant was coming out.
"Entrant forty-eight is on their way," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #48: Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
Out of the stage was this girl with short brown hair and decked out in this dark blue and grey army outfit, she was greeted by a great ovation from the crowd.
"Talk about taking things to the dark side," JBL said.
"From the hit horror video game series, Resident Evil, it's Jill Valentine," Michael Cole said.
Jill runs down the ramp and enters the ring, she takes down Roman Reigns with a dropkick.
"Dropkick by Jill Valentine, and by the way she is not related to Vincent Valentine," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Jill nails Jack Swagger with a kick to the side of his head.
"Brutal kick by Jill and she takes down Jack," Michael Cole said.
Jill runs up and gives Eric Young a fameasser right into the mat.
"Fameasser by Jill Valentine," JBL said.
In ring two, Pacifica Northwest starts beating down Finn Balor with chops right into the ribs.
"Pacifica is on fire with those brutal chops," Jerry Lawler said.
After five seconds, Pacifica backs up to the top right corner of ring two and looks to do something to Finn.
"Oh man, what does Pacifica have in mind," JBL said.
Pacifica runs out of the corner hoping to hit a running dropkick, but Finn moves out of the way and she botches the move with fans chanting "You f*cked up".
"Pacifica misses the dropkick," Jerry Lawler said.
Finn then climbs up to the top rope on the bottom left corner of ring two and gets Pacifica with a moonsault that made fans popped for that move.
"Moonsault by Finn Balor onto Pacifica," JBL said.
In ring one, Angélico hops onto the ring apron and then he leaps on to the top rope, he tries to get the down Rangiku with a shooting star press, but Roman came in and nail Angélico with a mid-air spear as fans went ballistic with "that was awesome" chants.
"What an amazing spear by Roman Reigns," Jerry Lawler said.
As Roman got up, Jill nails Roman in the head with a chair, she then drops the chair and lifts him up for powerbomb. She then gets him with a brutal powerbomb as the fans gave a mix reaction for that move.
"What a brutal double move by Jill, a chair shot and a powerbomb," Michael Cole said.
As Jill looked fresh and powerful, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another entrant was coming out soon.
"Who got number forty-nine," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Then these creepy images appear on the Titantron and then, the lights go out in the stadium.
"Oh no, I got a bad feeling about this," Michael Cole said.
Then more creepy images appear again and then, the lights came back on. In ring one was this guy with black hair, a black dirty beard, his stained white tank top, jeans, boots, and have the crazy look in his eyes, everyone knew who the entrant was, this entrant was.
Entrant #49: Luke Harper
"Oh my god, it's Luke Harper, from The Wyatt Family," Jerry Lawler said.
"Everyone in the ring should be afraid of this man," JBL said.
Luke then takes down Jack Swagger with a boot to the face.
"Down goes Jack Swagger," Michael Cole said.
Then, Luke takes down Jill with a boot to the face as well.
"And Jill also takes a boot to the face by Luke Harper," Jerry Lawler said.
Luke then takes down Roman Reigns with a discus clothesline.
"And Roman gets taken down with a discus clothesline," JBL said.
Kyo Kusanagi then enters ring one, and sees Angélico still down. So, he picks up Angélico and tosses him over the top rope and his feet hit the floor as fans gave out a handful of boos because of that elimination.
"And Angélico has been eliminated, after being in the ring for twenty-two minutes," Michael Cole said.
26th eliminated: Angélico, by Kyo Kusanagi, Duration-22:15
As Angélico left the ringside area, in ring two, Ally Dawson ends up elbowing Tourette's Guy on the side of the head and Tommy Dreamer picks him up in a fireman's carry position.
"Oh man, Tourette's Guy is going to feel the pain," JBL said.
Then, Tommy gives him a Dreamer Driver as the fans popped for the move.
"Dreamer Driver and Tourette's Guy is down," Jerry Lawler said.
Eric then enters ring two, and picks up that prosthetic leg and waits for Tommy Dreamer to turn around.
"Tommy Dreamer should not look behind him," Michael Cole said.
Tommy then turns around and Eric hits him in the face with that leg, the impact knocks Tommy over the top rope and his feet land on the floor, ending his run in the rumble as fans booed Eric Young for that cheap shot.
"And with that, Eric Young ends Tommy's chances of winning the match," JBL said.
27th eliminated: Tommy Dreamer, by Eric Young, Duration-12:31
As Tommy left the ringside area with cheers from the crowd for his run. In ring one, Sunset Shimmer throws punches to the head of Trent.
"Sunset is going crazy with punches," Jerry Lawler said.
After ten punches, Sunset picks up Trent and place him on the top right corner of ring one, she climbs up to the top rope and Roman climbs up the corner as well.
"Oh man, I feel something powerful coming our way," Michael Cole said.
Sunset and Roman hook Trent's arms around their necks and get him with a top rope superplex as the fans went crazy for that insane move.
"OH MY GOD," JBL screamed in horror and continued, "a superplex and it looks like a crash on I-95."
With the three fighters down, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means entrant fifty was going to come out.
"Entrant fifty is about to come out," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #50: Chris Redfield (Resident Evil)
Out of the stage was this guy who was also dressed up in military gear as well (a grey t-shirt and over it was a dark green army vest, along with grey army pants, and boots), he gotten a standing ovation from the crowd for the fact he was a legend for one of the most popular horror game series to date.
"Looks like we got some double trouble for the entrants," JBL said.
"Entrant fifty is Chris Redfield from Resident Evil, and with Jill in the ring as well, we will see a team formed in this rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
Chris runs down the ramp and enters the ring, then he and Jill take down Luke Harper with a double clothesline.
"Double clothesline by Chris and Jill and down goes Luke," Michael Cole said.
Then, they see AJ Styles enter ring one and he try to attack the Resident Evil pair, but Chris and Jill lift up AJ by his legs and sends him crashing neck first right into the ropes as he lay on the mat trying to get some air back into his body.
"And AJ Styles is sent neck first into the ropes, that is brutal," Jerry Lawler said.
Rangiku then enters ring two and starts to punch Pentagon Jr. with vicious rib shots.
"Rangiku is trying to soften up Pentagon Jr. with those ribs shots," JBL said.
After five seconds of punches, Morrigan Aensland came in and try to clothesline Rangiku over the top rope, but Rangiku gets her with a back body drop over the top rope, but Morrigan held on the middle ropes for safety.
"Morrigan was so close to being eliminated by Rangiku Matsumoto," Michael Cole said.
Morrigan try to flip back into the ring, but Rangiku nails Morrigan with a dropkick to the skull, the impact made Morrigan let go of the ropes and her feet hit the floor, eliminating her to a mixed response.
"I can't believe it, Morrigan Aensland has been eliminated from the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
"Morrigan was in the ring for over thirty-six minutes, that is really impressive," JBL said.
28th eliminated: Morrigan Aensland, by Rangiku Matsumoto, Duration-36:27
As Morrigan walks away from the ring and the fans giving her a standing ovation for her efforts, Psymon Stark enters ring one to see Morrigan walk towards the stage.
"What is Psymon going to do," Michael Cole said.
Psymon runs to the ropes and jumps over the top rope and gets Morrigan Aensland and some of the referees with a front flip, unfortunately that move caused Psymon Stark to be eliminated from the match, since he went over the top rope and his feet hit the floor.
"That was really stupid by Psymon, he got Morrigan with that flip but he eliminate himself in the process," JBL said.
29th eliminated: Psymon Stark, by himself, Duration-6:36
As Psymon ran up to the stage and into the back like a madman, in ring one, Chris Redfield got New Jack up in a powerbomb position, while Jill Valentine climb up to the top rope on the bottom right corner of ring one.
"What does Chris and Jill have in store here," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Jill jumps off the ropes and gets New Jack with a neckbreaker, at the same time, Chris gets New Jack with a powerbomb, as the fans cheered for that double team maneuver.
"What a impressive powerbomb neckbreaker combination by Jill and Chris," Michael Cole said.
As Jill got up from that move, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means the next entrant was going to come out any second.
"Alright, who got number fifty-one," JBL said.
To be continued…
This is getting pretty good, now with Luke Harper in the match as well (I'm a huge fan of The Wyatt Family, but that is my opinion). Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 50
Entries left: 250
People in the ring: 21
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, and Psymon Stark.
Still in the match: Al Bundy, AJ Styles, Finn Balor, Pacifica Northwest, Kyo Kusanagi, Captain America, New Jack, Vincent Valentine, Sunset Shimmer, Naruto Uzumaki, Ally Dawson, Tourette's Guy, Roman Reigns, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Young, Pentagon Jr., Trent, Jack Swagger, Jill Valentine, Luke Harper, and Chris Redfield.
Longest time in the ring: Al Bundy (forty-eight minutes and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Farkle Minkus (two seconds)
Most eliminations: Finn Balor and Kyo Kusanagi (four eliminations)
Will Al Bundy and/or Finn Balor break the longest time in the ring record?
Will Kyo Kusanagi break the most eliminations record?
Is Luke Harper the creepiest member of The Wyatt Family?
Tune in to find out.
