Andre The Giant! Caillou's Finest Hour?

Andre continued to pummel baldie's face in the concrete pavement, blood was squirting out of the hole in the ground. While being beaten Caillou began to reflect on his past fights.

How am I losing right now?

Am I going to die here?

Aren't I the strongest?

I defeated everybody else up to this point... why am I losing now?

Should I give up?

No...Caillou don't give up.

Who is that?

Does it matter? Just don't give up...without you I won't have a story.

What?

JUST DON'T GIVE UP! I'VE ALREADY PIMP-SLAPPED ONE OF YOU, DO YOU WANT ME TO PIMP-SLAP THE COLOR OFF YOU AS WELL?

NO I'M SORRY! I WON'T GIVE! BUT HOW CAN I BEAT HIM?

UGH...HERE JUST...ARGH...JUST SING YOUR SONG.

REALLY?

Yes dammit.

OKAY!

Caillou sings his song...(I not going to type again.)

"Psycho Burst" said Caillou

The violent wind that appeared during the battles with his toys once again appeared around him. The force of the rotating winds sent Andre crashing into a house, destroying it on impact. Caillou with glowing blood-red eyes, flew into the sky and charged his Shadow Ball attack in the direction of Andre. The big guy slowly got on his only to witness Caillou's attack heading towards him in blinding speed. Andre was about to dodge but he realized that it was too fast, instead he braced for impact. He crossed his arms in front of his face and was hit by the Shadow Ball after the impact Andre collasped.

"Hell yeah! Super-effective!" cheered Peanut

The Devil just sat in his seat with a bored look on his face. (-_-)

Back to the fight...

Caillou went to the impact zone where Andre layed collasped. He began to think of his next move. Baldie was trying to decide whether to kill Andre with another Shadow Ball or his favorite technique the Force Choke. But before he could make his decision Andre stood up.

"You have won yet." quietly muttered Andre

"Heh, yeah right asshat you've already lost" arrogantly laughed Caillou

"This fight has just begun" said Andre

"Really?" questioned Caillou

"I AM THE STRONGEST OF THE STERN RITTER! RIESEN UNVOLLKOMMEN!" shouted Andre

Andre's body began to glow and grow and a violent wind blew towards Caillou direction. Once the wind and light show had ended there stood Andre with a new body. He stood 9ft tall with large muscles that formed into an armor-like skin.

"He's a giant" said Caillou to himself in awe

"It's over Caillou. You won't survive this fight." muttered Andre

"Yeah right" replied Caillou

"Tagesanbruch Elefanten" muttered Andre

Andre charged Caillou with terrifying speed as the aura surrounding him began to transform into the shape of an orange elephant. He crashed into Caillou sending the bald demon flying into a car blowing it up. Caillou wimpered in pain as blood once again started spewing from his mouth. Andre once again got into a charging position as he focused on Caillou. His aura began to glow yellow this time and once again turn into a elephant but larger this time.

"Mittags Mastodon" he quietly uttered

Andre charged at Caillou faster than before sending flying through three houses. After blasting through the third house Caillou was met by Andre's right fist sending him up the air.

"Heaven!" shouted Andre

He jumped high towards Caillou catching the demon 20ft in the air.

"Hell" said Andre

As he did to Caillou before Andre grabbed him the armpits and slammed him down into another house but this time Andre added a little more energy into the attack.

"This is for Jim. LIGER BOMB!" shouted Andre as he and Caillou smashed into a house.

Andre got up from the rubble to see if he had killed Caillou but he was surprised to find Caillou struggling to get up. The bald kid was bloodied but was leaning on a piece of wood smiling at Andre.

"Lucky me learned a new technique before we crashed." laughed Caillou

"Oh...I see" replied Andre

Andre rushed at Caillou with a punch but was repelled by a barrier.

"Barrier, it's pretty don't you think Andre" smugly said Caillou

"It won't protect you from everything" replied Andre

"Oh really? You care to give a try?" taunted Caillou

Andre spent the next 30 minutes punching, kicking, headbutting, and throwing things at Caillou's barrier with no results. Caillou laughed at Andre and used a Psychic push on Andre just to poke fun at him. But then Andre began to laugh and this made Caillou very upset.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING? I'M THE ONE WINNING HERE!" shouted Caillou at the top of his lungs

"It's just that while you were taunting me...I've been storing up more energy while you've been losing yours by holding up this barrier." replied Andre smugly

"Damn you!" replied Caillou

"I meant what I said Caillou...you won't survive this fight." said Andre

"Now...let's see just how strong your Barrier is...Sonnenuntergang Mammut" said Andre

Andre aura began to glow red and the ground beneath them started to shake. His aura once again took the shape of an elephant but this time it was colossal, and just like before he charged at Caillou, but unlike the last attack Caillou didn't even see Andre's movements, it was an instant hit as he blinked and the barrier shattered. Caillou was once again sent flying into more houses. (I wonder how much repairs are going to cost?)

"Is...that all you...got?" asked Caillou while in severe pain

"No the fun has just begun." replied Andre

Andre raised his right hand towards his mouth and place his thumb between his teeth. Caillou was watching in curiousity but then was horrified that Andre had bit into his own thumb, just as the blood flew out of Andre's thumb the sky turned green and a solitary golden lightning bolt struck Andre. The area around him was covered with boiling hot steam. But Caillou was too scared to notice the steam as he was frozen in fear of what was standing before him... for Andre was no longer a Giant...he had become a Titan.

Fin

A/N: Told you he'd get stronger...does this seem like a hopeless fight for Caillou? Oh in case your wonder I pimp-slapped the color off The Devil that's why he's a little bummed out.

Special Thank You to AngelofDarkus for continuing to read this ridiculous story. You've been my #1 fan and for that I spiritually pat you on the head. Thank you.