Deadpool: Welcome to DIE! just kidding. Welcome to Ask Deadpool! Bet you were startin' to miss me weren't ya? WEREN'T YA? Well, have no fear, my adoring fans, the MERC IS HERE!

Sky: And I'm here too, at my laptop, doing what I do best.

Deadpool: Typing!

Sky: Yeah...typing. Alright Wade, let's get to some questions.

Deadpool: Bring the rain!

{Little yellow text box: Guys look, I'm yellow again!}

Sky: ...first, HELLO AGAIN DEADPOOL! I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING! Anyway, enough with that, I've got another boatload of questions for you, and just like last time, we're not leaving until I get some answers. Because I've got my dad's dirty laundry at my disposal, and he's a hairy biking maniac, so you know that stuff stinks to high heaven.
Question 1: Okay, so you most enjoyed working with Dante in Marvel vs Capcom. That's cool bro, but if you were in the next Street Fighter like you requested in MvC3, who would you most look forward to fighting with?
Question 2: Which woman from the Street Fighter series would you most like to go out with, and why? Please note, you can answer this question with up to three girls, because I want to give you a buffer, but I don't want you to just go for broke and say "All of them".
Question 3: If you and Death have a kid, you should totally call him/her/it Deathpool. That way it'll retain heritage from both sides of the family.
Question 4: Do you want another Darkstalkers game to come out just as much as I do? Because that series has been begging for a very well deserved continuation for well over a decade. I'd also like to see it getting another anime OVA series, but that's barely on the border between optional and mandatory.
Question 5: Which lady the biggest pair of boobies you've ever seen? And no, fat ladies and ugly aliens don't count, though implants do.
Question 6: How would a date with you and Domino go?
Question 7: How would a date with you and Amaterasu go?
Question 8: Are you getting tired of me asking these questions about your love-life (or lack there of)?
Question 9: What are your thoughts on the Tenchi Muyo franchise, in-particular, the latest installment "Tenchi Muyo: War on Geminar"?
Question 10: My friend has an obsession with Transformers and Sonic the Hedgehog. Should I be at all concerned about this? If so, what advise do you have?
Question 11: YOU RULE DEADPOOL! NOW GO TAG SOMEBODY! WITH LASAGNA!

- Sallem Cortez

Deadpool: Is this english class? CAUSE YOU JUST WROTE A WHOLE DAMN ESSAY! of questions. Lucky you, I love talking about myself! So let me get started here.

(1) hehe, Chun Li.

(2) Well, I would say all of them. But since you said I can't..wait, I can. Wanna know why? I DO WHAT I WANT! HAHAHAHA. next question.

(3) I'll write that down somewhere.

(4) Sure, why not? Oh and I totally know what you're talking about by the way. I'm all over that, eh, Dark-thing, shit.

(5) Do you know who Power Girl is? Holy crap does she have a pair on her! Though I must say, big boobs aren't too hard to find in my universe. Ya know what I mean? *winks*

(6) I'd take her to my place and play dominoes all night! Get it? HER NAMES DOMINO! But, in all seriousness, it's like I said with the She-Hulk thing. It would hurt, the type of hurt I'll leave up to your imaginations.

(7) She ain't even human!

(8) Does it hurt me? No. Does it irritate me? Slightly. But, hey, if it's what you (the fan) wants the that's what I'll give ya!

(9) Let me google that real quick then I'll give you my opinion on it.

(10) Meh, let him/her have their interests. If they like it that much then what can you do? But if it gets to the point where it's flat out annoying-

{Little yellow text box: You slap the living shit outta them!}

Deadpool: hehe, what he said.

(11) I KNOW!

I don't tag with lasagna! I tag with CHIMICHANGAS~!

Sky: Next question:

ALEX: Sup Wade, me again, Gordan insisted i apologize for not recognizing your awesomeness. So, yeah, sorry, whatever. but any who, to my question, one of my friends has a regeneration factor that is faster then yours. it is instant. he was thrown into the fountain of youth and now has time powers, he can see the future, go back in time, and stop time, he also knows every thu'um (shout). only one question, jealous? :)
GORDAN: and would you want to fight him?
ALEX: oh yeah, and he has marine training.

Deadpool: Apology accepted fan! And as for your, uh, friend? I highly doubt that his healing factor is better than MINE. And time powers? PFFFFFFT, I have a teleportation-thing that works sometimes! And your fancy shouting doesn't scare anyone!

Would I want to fight him? Hell yeah! Bring it!

Do you know who I am? I'M DEADPOOL!

Sky: Next, Tacomaniac:What you said in Chapter 9 about your scars made me want to cry.

However, that's not my question. I habs a few questions for you guys
1) What's your favorite emoti-thingy?
2) If I hugged you, would you shoot me?
3) Where did the little yellow box go?!
4) Would you please kill the Cullen family? PLEASE?!
That's all. :o)

Deadpool: Really? Didn't think it was that emotional to be honest, kiddie.

(1) My favorite emoti-thing! This one - :D

*tear* It's so beautiful!

(2) Maybe. Most likely not. Just warn me before ya do.

(3) Where did he go? He never left!

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(4) Sure! For the right price.

Sky: Last one, Hi, guys! I have a lot of questions this time.
Q1: If you could change anything in the world what would you change?
Q2: If you had a kid, what would you name it?
Q3: If you could marry any celebrity, who would it be?
Q4: What is your favorite time a day? And why?
Q5: How would you kill spare time?
Q6: What do you usually do on a Friday night?
Q7: What's your favorite song? By who?
Q8: Do you watch anime? Of you don't I would suggest for you to watch "Aria
the Scarlet Ammo" because they use a lot of guns.
Q9: What's your favorite language?
And finally Q10: (This is for Sky) Can you give a description of yourself?
You're going to be in the picture and I have no idea what you look like.

Deadpool: Where do I start? I know! Everyone in the world would get a theme song!

(2) Wade Wilson Junior!

(3) Well, there was someone, but, yeah. So I guess I'd marry...Scarlett Johansson. Who doesn't like Black Widow?

(4) Night time. I do all my best work at night, hehe...

(5) Swiftly and quietly.

(6) Friday night if I'm not out on a job I'm on my ass doing something. TV and all that good stuff.

(7) I've got a lot of songs I like listening to, one of them I'd say would be...Carry On my Wayward son by Kansas. I like to randomly start singing when I get bored. Loudly. It's hilarious!

(8) I've seen some here and there. I'll add that to all the other stuff I gotta look at.

(9) English, it was my first after all!

Sky: I'm a teen with brown hair and eyes. Hope that helps!

Deadpool: What kind of description is that? Say more about yourself Sky!

Sky: Shut it Wade!

Deadpool: Forgive her kiddies, she's just a little shy, but don't you worry! Your favorite Merc is going to take of that! Right Sky?

Sky: ...

Deadpool: She loves me.

*Thanks for all of the questions guys! It means a lot. And if you're interested in helping me out with my forum I'm still looking for people*

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