"Do you actually think this is going to work, Japan?" Germany's soul said.
"We have to try. If it doesn't work, I can always hit him upside the head and threaten him with Belarus. That would make him talk."
Germany shuddered. "That would make ME talk."
They knocked on the door. Russia opened it.
"Ah, Switzerland, Italy. What are you two doing here? I am surprised to see you two together."
"V-Ve~ Oh mein gott! We know what you did Ivan so fess up!"
"Me? Did what? You are quite a good actor, Switzerland, I had no id-"
"Don't play dumb. Look. We want to bring a peace offering to you."
"What kind of peace offering?" Russia responded.
Switzerland held up a bottle of vodka. "This. We got vodka and would like to give this to you and have a chat."
Russia looked conflicted before giving in to what he wanted. "Fine, I will do as you say. But, do not think that you can get anything out of me."
TWO HOURS AND A LOT OF DRINKS LATER…..
"Oh man!" Russia said with a slur. "You should have been there! Stalin's face was PRICELESS!"
The two "guests" were watching very frightened as they saw, for the first time, a drunk Russia.
"So, um… Russia-san"
"What?"
"Where did you put Alfred-san?"
"Oh, I guess it wouldn't hurt to tell you! He's in the basement of a vodka factory. Haha… he's mostly suffering with the smell. Most people get drunk off it really easily but it's like he's trying to stay sober! As if you can try…"
Germany, in Switzerland's body, then proceeded to hit Russia on the back of his neck, knocking him out.
"That was easier than I expected." They both said at the same time. Japan got hold of his cell phone and dialed the number that would set off the whole operation.
"Hello, Igirisu-san? Yes. He's here. Send the others in."
The door flung open as the other 5 members ran in.
"He's out cold but I think that at least two fairly strong people need to stay. Japan should stay with Switzerland."
"Which Japan? Which Switzerland?"
"Mein gott… THE SOULS!"
"Okay."
"So that leaves, England, Italy, France, Canada, and I to go get Alfred. We don't know if Ivan set up any traps so this should be good."
"We'll meet up here no matter what, do you understand?"
"YES!"
"Then, let's go!"
