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Disclaimer: As of this date, 21 February in the year 2007, one Rumiko Takahashi, who shall henceforth be known as the first party, possesses sole ownership of one hanyou InuYokai, formally known as InuYasha, and all other parties featured in said manga publications and anime series named after the aforementioned hanyou InuYokai. Mitsukai no Suno, who shall henceforth be known as the second party, claims no ownership of said hanyou InuYokai or any characters credited to the first party. The second party makes no monies from the writing of these literary articles, commonly known as fan fiction, and in no way is attempting to exploit said hanyou InuYokai for her own personal monetary gain. The second party simply wishes to borrow said hanyou InuYokai and other characters created by the first party, for the purpose of torture, angst, defilement, beating, romance and the occasional rape and murder. As previously mentioned, said second party receives no monetary gain from the aforementioned torture, angst, defilement, beating, romance and the occasional rape and murder, but only does so for the enjoyment of herself and her readers. The second party only receives the slight ego boost from pleasant reviews and the satisfaction of a job well done in return.
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Days of Gold
Chapter Eleven
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The Scent
of the
Broken Wind
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"Kagome, I'm gonna make you my woman."
Kagome looked at the horny old man on the electric scooter incredulously, her eyes full of shock.
His WHAT??
She curled her hand into a fist and hit him squarely between the eyes, forcing him off the rascal and onto his ass on the floor.
"Woah" Ginta remarked his eyes huge behind his bifocals
"That chick just knocked Koga on his ass" Hakaku added
Koga looked up at Kagome, his mind running at a million miles an hour.
"Damn, now I know I'm in love. No ones been able to slap me around like that since my wife passed away. Koga likeeees"
He wrestled himself back up into his scooter, wrapped his arm around Kagome's waist, tossed her over his shoulder then took off, leaving a black cloud behind him. He reached his room, shut and locked the door behind him.
He tossed Kagome down on the bed, then sat looking at her, salivating and drooling like he had just left the dentists office after having dental work done.
"Wolves mate for life babe, you're mine now"
"Who the hell do you think you are?" Kagome screeched indignantly "I ain't no can of spam you can just pick up off the shelf, toss in your little electric cart and then take home with you to keep on your shelf forever!"
"Who said anything about forever?" Koga sniffed "I said I mate for life…just how much life you think I got left anyway?"
"I'm already seeing someone, and when he comes back from physical therapy he's gonna kick your ass."
"You don't mean that old fucking mutt Inu-Geritol-Yasha? Pshh"
"His name is InuYasha. How do you know about him?"
"I knew the Chia-pet"
"Chia-pet?"
"His ex-wife."
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Sesshomaru sat by the elevator waiting for the others to return from physical therapy when the doors opened. He looked up and his eyes fell on the soft shape of a woman yokai.
He allowed them to move up her body slowly, over her hips and multiple stomach ripples to where they met her extremely saggy pendulum like breasts. He licked his gums and lips, his eyes raking over her extra chin and wrinkled turkey wobbles, then locked on her magenta eyes. Her hair was dark gray, still bearing streaks of black, held back in a bun topped off by two feathers.
The bald fat man who held her elbow urged her forward, suddenly their eyes locked. She stood close enough to almost touch for just a second, then turned, breaking wind as she was led away from him.
The man jerked on her arm "Mother, must you break wind constantly?"
"Shut up Onigumo, you worthless dumbass" Her voice was deep and throaty; she dared a glance over her shoulder at Sesshomaru as she was pushed into a room and away from his gaze.
The scent of her wind still lingered in the air, the gaseous flatulence might have been offense to some, to Sesshomaru it was like sweet perfume or the scent of spring flowers on the air.
Sesshomaru didn't know her name, but he knew beyond a doubt, he had to have her, the wind breaking sorceress.
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"InuYasha! Miroku!"
Sango rushed down the hallway toward the physical therapy room, meeting the men halfway.
InuYasha looked up, he knew something was wrong, it had to be. Sango was in Kagome's wheel chair.
"Sango, what is it?" Miroku gasped as she barreled into his legs, the footrests digging into his shins scraping away skin.
"Kagome! That wolf yokai, he took her!"
"He…he what?" InuYasha gasped "I'm coming Kagome!"
InuYasha began shuffling down the hall way as fast as his cane allowed him, Miroku trailing him with Sango keeping the speed on the wheelchair as low as possible to keep from outrunning them.
"Oh, damn these old legs!" InuYasha grumbled. "Fuck this."
InuYasha grabbed Sango's hand and shoved his cane into it, then pulled her out of Kagome's wheelchair, pushing her into Miroku's arms. He sat down, then hit the top speed and raced down the hallway.
Miroku and Sango grabbed onto the back handles, dragging on the floor behind him and hanging on for dear life.
"Kagome! Hang on, I'm coming for you!"
He took the first corner on one wheel, slamming into the wall and giving Miroku a concussion, zipped down the hallway, then took the next corner the same way, crushing Miroku's groin and losing both he and Sango in the process.
He raced the rest of the way down the hallway.
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
Spurred on by her screaming InuYasha slammed hard into the room, hitting something hard and sending it flying across the room.
"What the hell are you doing?" The old man on the commode glared at InuYasha as he collided against the wall.
"Uhhh…" He looked around.
"InuYasha! Not that room you old nincompoop!" Kagome screamed from next door.
"Sorry, wrong room" InuYasha backed up
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
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Koga's eyes blinked shut as he fell into his afternoon nap.
"InuYasha!"
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
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"Are you two about finished?" Koga asked, waking up from his nap.
"Uh…Yeah, I think I'm done." InuYasha sniffed "Are you done Kagome?"
"Wait, one more,"
"INUYASHA!!"
"Now are you done?" InuYasha asked
"Yes, I'm done now."
"Okay, yeah, were finished."
InuYasha slammed through the door, Kagome ran to his side.
"InuYasha, I was s…cough, cough…so scared."
"Are you okay Kagome?" InuYasha asked, glaring at Koga
"Yeah, I'm just losing my voice from all those InuYasha's. I don't think we've ever gone that long before."
"Well, just cause I'm old, doesn't mean I don't still got it."
"You have amazing stamina InuYasha, want to go again?"
"Sure if you think you can handle it."
"I can handle it if you can."
"NO! PLEASE! NO MORE!" Koga threw his hands over his ears. "Just take her and go Muttbreath."
"What did you call me WolfPoop?!"
"I claimed her, she's my woman."
"Why you….!" InuYasha raised his fist.
Kagome sat in her wheelchair then raced forward to knock InuYasha's legs out from under him.
"InuYasha, sit."
He fell into her lap and Kagome turned and raced away to her room.
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Mr. Naraku sat looking out the window when the door opened behind him. A familiar scent filled the air behind him.
"You found her."
"Yes Father."
"Leave us boy."
"Yes father, farewell mother."
"So" Naraku began
The wind was broken, filling the air with the wind sorceress's scent once again.
Mr. Naraku turned and moved to the woman, waving the air to fill his nose with her scent. He picked up her hand and kissed her fingers.
"Welcome back..."
"...Kagura."
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