A/N: Sorry about not updating this week... I had to copy a shitload of music from cd's over to usb sticks for my grandfather... And it was school, so I was relatively busy as fuck. I am not an ignoranus!
But, for you my beloved readers, as a reward for not complaining about the lateness, here's chapter 11 while I'm sitting in CAT class, listening to music and staring at the computer screen because I'm bored as shit and done with my PAT; and I promise to have the next one ready to post as fast as I can whilst studying and being busy with other shit.
[You are going to fry me *le brain* if you try and study...]
So? At least you're going to die!
Kakashi: you're... That mean with your brain?
Well, whattaya think? I don't like him, he don't like me. End of story, bye bye, see ya later.
Naruto: You're brain is a...?
Never mind that! Just do the fucking disclaimer or get run over by that walking aeroplane!... Yes, my brain is male... I have a identity crisis, okay!
Disclaimer: (by Naruto with wide eyes) mariXwic32-chan does not own the story created by Masashi Kishimoto-sempai.
Warning: (by Kakashi who happened to be staring at the author's legs...) Not for kids under 15... *stares at author's legs... Because she's wearing shorts...*
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Halfway to Konoha from the cave, I got a really bad feeling. Fang kept close to my legs and I kept close to Kakashi in case something happened. Nothing did, until...
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Near the entrance to Konoha
"Deidara, here she comes." Sasori hissed. The blonde Akatsuki bomber looked up from the grass he was picking.
Something was funny. "Hey, isn't that the fox we saw yesterday, un?" He stared in confusion at the fox trotting close to Creatrix.
Grumbling, Sasori got ready to move. "Grab the dog, I'll grab the girl. Make sure your clay pigeon is ready so we can just jump on and leave." The puppeteer said, glancing at the gate of Konoha where the two guards weren't; they had gone inside.
"Why do I have to grab the dog, un? What's the point?" Deidara whined, standing up and molding a clay bird before enlarging it. Silently, they waited in the forest for the girl and her buddies to get closer. In an instant, Deidara and Sasori jumped out, grabbed the girl and her fox friend and jumped onto Deidara's clay bird, or pigeon as Sasori liked to call it.
The Konoha ninja didn't notice what happened until they arrived at the gates. "Here we are, safe and so-." All eyes turned to the spot where Creatrix was. "What the hell?!"
Oh great.
Up in the sky and flying towards the hideout again, Deidara yelped as Fang bit his hand before hiding between Creatrix's legs as she was forced to stand by Sasori and his goddamned chakra strings.
"Fucking pieces of shit!" The girl cried. Fang growled at Deidara, nudging his nose against Creatrix's leg. Ooohh, isn't that romantic?
"The hell was that for, un?!" Deidara barked and glared at Fang who glared back with malice, his teeth revealed. "Why the hell is it bumping its nose against your leg?!"
Creatrix and Fang both glared at the bomber, meaning that they would kill him soon enough. "He's marking me." Creatrix said through gritted teeth as she tried to free herself from Sasori's strings. Did I mention to you that all canine and feline animals mark their companions or mates by rubbing their noses on them? It is a proven fact, because they transfer their scent to the other creature or person through glands on their snouts. Quite interesting, right?
"The hell?!" Deidara glared at Fang.
"Shut up, baka; you're giving me a headache." Sasori grumbled.
There was silence for a few moments before Creatrix replied to a question from Fang. "You're right; he does look like a doll." She grinned and stared at Deidara.
Again, Deidara glared at the fox, because he can't understand why Creatrix can understand him and not everyone else.
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Creatrix p.o.v
Captured again. What a lovely day, wasn't it? Fang wasn't very happy with Deidara or Sasori, so he stayed between my legs. There was no way in hell we could jump off of the clay pigeon, because it would be a heck of a drop and our legs would be broken.
So, on the way back to the fucking hideout, I told Sasori that I wanted to sit. Once I was flat on my arse, Fang crawled onto my lap and licked my arm, making Deidara turn pale. How would the bomber know what the lick means in any case?
We neared the base and the stupid clay pigeon lowered to the ground. "Metal-chan, if they hurt you, I'll bite their penises off." Fang said, glaring at Deidara in particular. Almost everyone knows that foxes have slightly sharper teeth than dogs, like wolves, because they are wild creatures.
I chuckled and scratched his head before we landed. Once on the ground, Deidara poofed the bird away and Sasori forced me into the cave so they can shut the entrance. Fang stayed really close so he doesn't lose me. When the boulder was in place, Sasori removed the chakra strings and walked off to inform Pein on my arrival.
Before following Deidara, I picked up Fang and carried him along with me. Foxes are small, yes, and very adorable when they get pissed off. Like when Itachi tried to greet Fang. Within seconds, the Uchiha's hand was bitten so hard that it started bleeding like crazy. I had to calm Fang before he attacked Kakuzu and Hidan who stormed into the hallway to find out why the hell they heard a girl's scream coming from Itachi.
On the floor, Fang's hind legs were raised as well as the hairs on his back. His tail swung from side to side slowly, warning the two to back off. From me? After the Itachi screaming like a girl because Fang bit him, I followed Deidara again after picking my fox friend up.
We arrived at Pein's office, finding Zetsu and Kisame in the room as well. Immediately sensing another creature's presence, Fang growled at Kisame. But what about Zetsu? Nah, he's a plant, and we all know plants get urinated on by canines. Kisame, however, sensed danger and flung himself around to stare at Fang before backing away slowly. "Explain, now." Pein grumbled, staring at Fang who glared at Kisame until he had backed into the shadows of the room. Could Kisame hear him too? Because Fang definitely growled at Kisame, showing dominance.
Deidara wiped a hand over his face and flinched because it was the hand that Fang bit before we arrived. "We captured her, as you requested, un. Unfortunately, she had the mutt with he-"
Suddenly, Fang jumped free of my arms and attacked Deidara. "I am not a mutt!" He barked snapping at the blonde bomber's face and neck. I quickly intervened by pulling Fang off of Deidara, holding him to my chest and rubbing his head. Fang growled at Deidara, his ears flattened backwards. "Metal-chan… I'm going to kill him…"
"Shh, it's okay, Fang." I said, glaring at Deidara. "He doesn't like being called that, dipshit. Do that again and I won't stop him from ripping your goddamned throat out."
Pein raised an eyebrow. "You can… Talk to animals?"
I turned to the leader of the Akatsuki. "Only foxes." Glaring, I continued to rub Fang's head. The fox, having imprinted on me, was rather protective. "In any case," I continued, glaring at everyone in the room. "You guys better hope to God I don't get a hold of a weapon, because your fucking heads will roll off in the morning." I growled before storming from the office with Fang in my arms.
Setting Fang down so he could walk, I went to the kitchen, because we were both starving. In there, we found Itachi with Kakuzu bandaging his hand. When I entered, Itachi yipped and stared with wide eyes at Fang, who ignored him. Kakuzu, on the other hand, glared at Fang because he'd have to start paying for food for him as well.
"He? Fang, you seem to be ignoring Itachi." I watched as Fang padded around the kitchen, sniffing all the bottom cupboards.
Hearing a strange snorting noise, Fang replied. "He knows where he stands, Metal-chan." He turned his brown eyes to me and blinked.
I grinned. "You put him in his place?" I enquired, opening the fridge and pulling out a few pieces of steak to grill. Fang made a yipping noise, meaning that he did that. Before I knew it, Fang jumped onto the table and sat down. Kakuzu growled and tried to throw Fang off, but was bitten in his face. Snickering, I started frying up the meat. "You really shouldn't do that, even Itachi figured that out." I turned my head to see Kakuzu storming up from the table and exiting the kitchen.
Fang sniffed the air as I continued cooking. "That smells yummy…" He said, licking his lips and raising a paw in the air. Awwrggh! I could just eat him up! He was so adorable! I giggled and finished up the steaks before putting two on Fang's plate and one on mine.
"Here you go, boy." I smiled and set the plate down in front of Fang, who happily ate the steak. Sitting down on one of the chairs, I started eating as well, noting that Itachi hadn't left the kitchen yet. Itachi stared at Fang, probably wondering why the hell he was on the table.
Soon, both Fang and I finished our midday meals before leaving Itachi, partially paralyzed with fear, in the kitchen. Fang trotted next to me towards Kisame's room so that I could grab my hiking bag. "He stinks…" Fang sneezed. Oh boy did Kisame stink. To Fang, Kisame smelt like a rotting fish. "Metal-chan smells lovely…"
Again, I blushed because of his comment. "Thank you, Fang" I smiled and picked my backpack up before going on a hunt for a room where I could be far away from any of the Akatsuki. Whilst walking with Fang trotting next to me, we found a very panicked Kisame, because he saw Fang and his eyes widened. "H-hi Creatrix-chan…" His eyes stayed on Fang, in case he decided to attack.
In fact, Fang wasn't even growling at Kisame, obviously having made his point to all the males in the hideout that he was the alpha. "Where's a spare room?" I questioned. Slowly turning around and keeping an eye on Fang, Kisame motioned for us to follow him. Soon, we arrived at the spare room that they had organized for me. Instantly, Kisame was gone and Fang and I entered the room.
Fang sniffed the room before padding over to a corner and jumping up. When he landed again and turned to me, he had a camera in his jaws. My eye twitched in annoyance. I smiled at Fang and set down my backpack before sitting on the bed. "Pigs." Fang said, jumping on the bed and handing me the camera.
"Indeed, thanks Fang." I held up the device before throwing it against the opposite wall so that it broke into pieces.
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Pein's office
"They found the camera… How did the fox know it was there?" Zetsu stared at the blank screen before turning to the leader. Kisame entered the office, looking very fucking pale.
Pein turned to the abomination and raised an eyebrow. "What's up with you?"
Oh, Kisame knew very well what was wrong with him. He also knew who Fang was, thanks to a couple of encounters with the fox in the past. "I never thought I'd see… Death Fang… Ever again…" Kisame tried to calm himself, because one, he was hyperventilating, two, he was panicking and three; he didn't know how to handle the pressure of seeing an old enemy of his.
"Death Fang?" Pein cocked his head to the side in confusion. (Yes, that's Fang's full name.) Kisame nodded, gulping air to calm his nerves. "You know the fox?"
Instantly, Kisame started spilling the truth about the fox that had imprinted on Creatrix-chan. "At first, I thought he was a normal fox, so I ignored him and continued with my mission for the village..." Kisame lowered himself to the ground, his hands shaking wildly. "He's not a normal fox, leader-sama..." Wide eyes, wider than what can be believed, stared at Pein.
Seated at his desk, the leader of the Akatsuki folded his hands before resting his chin on them. "So, if he's not a fox, what the hell is he?" Pein asked, glaring at Kisame who was paling by the second; he was at baby blue skin color at that point, and growing paler...
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WAM!
[What the hell is Fang?!]
Kakashi: hey! I want to know what Fang-kun is!
Naruto: *sweatdrop* author-chan! You're leaving us with a cliffy... Again?!
Tee-hee! *evil smirk* I don't know what the fuck is going on! *gets handed a script* oh... MUAHAHAHAHA!
Review, and I'll probably post chapter 12 so you can find out what Fang-kun really is!
Shikamaru: GAH! The suspense is going to kill me!
That's what I want, you dickhead!
Ino: that's really cruel of you... You know...?
Chouji: I agree...
Tsunade (who popped up outta nowhere): Where did Guy and Lee run off to?
*author shrugs* meh?
Naruto: *points* they went to get rammen... *sfx: stomach growl*
Anyway, before we go into another rabble, I hoped you enjoyed reading this chapter. Make sure you review before exiting your browser, or else, as I have found out, the cookie monster will climb out of your screen and bite your head because it will look like a cookie...
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