Deadpool: Previously on A New Age of Darkness; I, the Star of the story, and others, were attacked by the Predacons and Dinobots from Transformers, but they ended up fighting each other, which was AWESOME! Anyways, while those Chopper Faces were duking it out, we decided to spit into two groups; Group One, consisting of Kimomaru, Saki, Satoru, Worldwalker, Isaac, Rose, Raven, Pittoo, Arlon, Kai, Maria, and Youmu, journeyed to Inner Tokyo, while Group Two, with Yukari, Hina, Beast Boy, Pandora, Phosphora, Nan, Tristina, Flare, Hikari, and yours truly, stayed behind for three hours to convince the the hard headed Chopper Faces to join us, but not without the two leaders, Predaking and Grimlock, having ANOTHER AWESOME BRAWL! And yes, that was a Smash Bros. reference.
But wait, I don't remember splitting up?
That was probably a minor error.
Deadpool: Yeah. So in case you don't know, there are two groups that aren't together right now. So now with that taken care of, lets get on with the show!
Traditional Song of Shadows (From the New World/Shin Sekai Yori)
"This…is the Pit of Hell." Kimomaru said once they reached it. "This is one way to get to the innermost part of Tokyo."
"Isn't there another way?" Isaac asked.
"You could probably get to inner Tokyo by just simply walking past the Pit of Hell and keep on going." Kimomaru replied. "But the Ogre will see us if we do."
"I hope the others will be okay" Youmu spoked.
"Y'know, I don't think you've said anything since we came here." Kai said as she glanced at Youmu.
"I guess I was taking a look at our surroundings." Youmu shrugged.
"Let's go." Kimomaru said as group one climbed into the pit while the other group took off.
"Big brother…I'm hot…" Rose complained when they started walking into the pit.
"You'd think it'd be cooler down here than up there…" Kai wiped the sweat off of her forehead.
"The deeper we go…the hotter it'll get. This is just the beginning." Kimomaru said.
"Where the heck are we going, the center of this world's core?" Maria asked.
"Hmph. I've been through worse." Raven said.
"Miss Raven, I highly suggest you take your hood off so you won't overheat in this pit." Arlon advised.
"I'm good for right now."
"Alright, but if you die from heat exhaustion, don't come crying to us." Dark Pit muttered as they kept walking.
"Why do you have to be so mean?" Rose asked.
"That's just his personality; he's Pit's dark side after all." Worldwalker said.
Rose gasped. "Is he a Heartless?!"
"What?! No! I'm just as opposed to the Heartless as you guys are!" Dark Pit defended himself. "What makes you think I'm a Heartless?!"
"To be fair, you did try to kill Pit after he destroyed the Mirror of Truth." Youmu told him.
"I've had a change of heart, alright? And that was before I learned that I would die if he did."
"And yet, you threaten to kill people who call you 'Pittoo'." Kai said.
"That's because I HATE that name!" He growled.
"You didn't try to kill Rose." Isaac pointed out.
"That's because she's a little girl. I don't hurt little girls." Dark Pit said as they kept going.
"Man, I wonder if the others are having a better time up there." Worldwalker said.
With the other group… (who were hitching a ride on the Predacons and Dinobots)
"Gatorade! Get your ice cold Gatorade here!" Deadpool called out as he was holding an ice box full of Gatorade.
"Where does he get all of this?" Pandora asked.
"I don't know, but you don't see me questioning it." Nan chuckled as he drank a Glacier Freeze.
"Ah, I can get used to this." Beast Boy grinned.
Back with them…
Youmu suddenly screamed when something landed on her shoulder. "Aaaah! What just landed on my shoulder?!"
Kimomaru took a look. "Vampire Slugs. Remove it immediately, but don't pull it off. See if you can burn it a little bit to cause it to let go of her on its own." He instructed as Saki burned the slug a bit, causing it to get off of Youmu as they saw a few teeth in her shoulder and blood was pouring out. "We need some medical attention for that wound. If not treated, she can die from blood loss."
"We can't let her die!" Rose exclaimed in a panic.
"Technically, I'm half dead. I'm half phantom after all." She said as Isaac and Maria used Curaga on the shoulder while Kimomaru, Saki and Satoru looked at her.
"So, would that mean you'd have less time if the wound was left untreated?" Satoru wondered.
"You know, that is a very good question." Worldwalker said. "I never even thought of that."
Youmu folded her arms. "…Maybe?" She shrugged as they kept walking until they heard rumbling. "What the…?!"
Kimomaru's eyes widened. "Those abominations already?! I've lost countless warriors from those things!"
"We'll take care of it." Worldwalker said.
"Don't let them touch you! The instant they touch you, you'll die! They have a neurotoxin in their bite!"
"Okay, who took a page out of GLaDOS's evil plan?!" Worldwalker exclaimed.
"Fire is the only way to hold them back!" Kimomaru told them as Isaac, Kai and Maria used Triple Firaga to scare them away. "Quickly, let's go before they come back." He said as they took off. "Luckily, they move very slowly."
A little while later…
"I see…light…" Saki said.
"Oh hallelujah! We're almost out of here!" Isaac exclaimed.
"It's a good thing too." Raven said as they saw her with her robe off as it was in Arlon's arms. "What? He kept insisting that I take it off."
"Well, he IS a true gentleman." Youmu pointed out as Raven nodded as they eventually reached outside.
"Oh, the good cool air, how I missed you!" Isaac raised his arms up in the air as Maria fell on her back.
"Finally…" She said.
"We've finally made it." Kimomaru said as Saki then noticed a masked boy in front of them.
Wait a minute…who's that? Saki thought as the boy looked at them before walking off before picking up the pace as Saki followed him.
"Saki?" Satoru asked as he followed her as the rest followed, even though Maria was reluctant to get up.
I know him! The name…it's at the tip of my… She started running after the boy. "SHUN!" She yelled as she kept running. "SHUN! IT'S REALLY YOU!" She yelled until she rounded the corner to see the boy standing still and looking at her. "Shun…" She smiled.
Saki… He said to her as she stepped forward to him…but then he was enveloped by a bright light, blinding her for several seconds until it stopped as she looked to see Deadpool walking up to them.
"What took you so long?" He asked as Saki saw the others leaning on debris what used to be Tokyo as they were just chatting while the Dinobots and Predacons were giving each other serious death glares.
"Nothing's changed with them?" Worldwalker asked as he caught up.
"Not one bit. I even had to give them the 'Erza' look to keep them in control." Yukari replied.
"Shun….I thought…" A tear escaped her cheek as the others caught up to her.
"I was already exhausted from that blasted heat…" Maria panted as her hands were on her knees.
"Saki…who's Shun?" Satoru asked.
"…A friend that we have forgotten." Saki said as Satoru just tilted his head, but slowly understood what she meant.
"Has the heat got to you? Have some Gatorade." Deadpool said as he gave them each a bottle. "It's blueberry, and cherry."
"Thanks." Satoru said and gave it to Saki, as she drank it right up.
I didn't imagine it…did I? Saki thought as they looked on in the horizon.
"The Robber Fly colony's base is nearby." Kimomaru said. "Yakomaru will soon taste defeat."
"But…what about the Messiah?" Isaac asked.
"That Ogre will die with them." He said which then caused Rose to pout at the idea. "As soon as we have our energy back…we will go and defeat Yakomaru."
In my opinion, Glacier Freeze is the best Gatorade flavor out there...and Grape, Tropical Cooler, Rain Berry and Riptide Rush. Also, WHO left Deadpool in charge with the recap?!
Deadpool: The Producers called for it!
WHAT producers?!
Deadpool: Never mind, forget I said anything!
Oh brother...
