Omg my brain feels like poop. This chapter was just so random. And shorter than the others. Omg. Hope you guys still like it though ! &Thanks for all the reviews ! I AM LOVED !

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WARNING: Plenty of F-bombs from Cherri this chapter ... o.O I'm tempted to count how many times she said it ahaha.

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Chapter 11: This Was An Interesting Night.

"Cherri what the hell did you find?" I asked, worried. She started pacing back and forth furiously, the light shining in random places.

"I'm at a loss for fucking words to be honest you guys. I am going to kick both of their asses!" She screamed.

"Whoa, calm down Cherri," Kyle said soothingly. She turned and shined the light on all of us. "just calm down and tell us what you saw."

"Someone, probably Wendy and Bebe-bitch, killed the fuse box thingy that fucking lights up the fucking house or whatever and fucking spray painted 'FUCK YOU TWO TACKY HOES.' On the side of the house! Fuck them man, seriously!" Cherri spat. That does sound like something those two would do.

"What? Why would someone do something like that?" I said, getting annoyed. I felt a warm hand on my shoulder.

"No worries, you two." Clyde said. "We can help you find out who it was." Cherri walked over to the little table near us and shined the light up to the ceiling. The room was lit up a little bit but not much. We can still see each other though.

"I already know who the fuck it was, Wendy and Bebe-bitch. Fucking open your ears." Cherri said, glaring at poor Clyde. I looked over at him to see that he was getting teary eyed.

"You didn't have to yell ..." he mumbled.

"Ok ok look, Cherri, before you start kicking ass mindlessly, how about we just send Clyde over to the girl's lunch table and like trick them into telling him who did it?"

"Or I can fucking waltz up to their fucking table and ask nicely my damn self." she said, getting in my face.

"NO. I won't let you!" I said, forming fists. "you are so frustrating to deal with! Just listen!" It took a while but she finally calmed down enough to hear me out. "it's so simple, just have a normal conversation with them then just casually talk about our little incident and one of then might confess! If not THEN we can walk up to them and ask them nicely." I explained.

"Sounds good." everyone said.

"What do we do now though? This blowout just totally killed our movie night." Cartman asked slightly irritated, propping himself up on his pillow on the couch.

"Lets go walk around or something." Stan suggested.

"Dude! Let's! I'll grab the flashlights!" I said eagerly. I ran over to the hall closet and grabbed eight flashlights and off we went! We started walking into the woods that were near our house. "hey Cher?" I said shakily. "What if we get lost?"

"Oh Ashley .." she chuckled. "we aren't gonna get lost. Not on my watch."

"You have gotten me lost before Cherri."

"...This time is different! I know where we are, chill girl!" We have only been in South Park for a month and a half almost and she claims she knows where we are? She's lying. I exhaled deeply and continued to walk with the group. We were all rambling on about random thing, school, Halo, celebrities ….

"Dude Nicki Minaj is amazing." Cartman said.

"What? No way. She is complete shit." Stan growled. "hate her."

"Dude everything is shit to you! She talks about pissing on bitches and pulling out her dick and is a complete millionare! How is that not kewl!"

"It's not real music, fatass!"

"Well I think you are a 'nappy-headed' son of a bitch!"

"I can't be nappy-headed if i'm white!" soon the two started to fistfight but it got broken up by Cherri.

"OK STOP THAT! You two are way too loud! Stan your wrong, Nicki Minaj rules!" she said, sticking her tongue out. Cartman and Cherri started rapping Stupid Hoe together. I like Nicki Minaj too but damn ….that song is irritating. We were deep in the forest when I heard a twig snap.

"What the hell was that?" I asked, waving the flashlight around and stopping in my tracks.

"Ashley you are imagining things. Keep up!" Cherri shouted. I could have sworn that something was ….following us. I snapped out of my gaze and caught up with the rest but stayed in the back this time. I heard another twig snap and footsteps getting closer. An animal came out of the darkness and stood before me. It was a cute little squirrel!

"Hi there!"

"Oh SHIT! The damn thing speaks!" I screamed. I started running towards the others. "you guys! A talking squirrel!" The little squirrel followed me as I struggled to catch up to the rest of the crew.

"Ashley what are you talking about now?" Cherri said turning around, flashing the light on the squirrel. He didn't flinch a bit.

"Hi there!" he said again.

"Oh SHIT!" Craig, Clyde, Cherri, and Kenny said. Cartman, Stan, and Kyle seemed unsurprised by this.

"oh damn it it's one of those woodland critters ….." Stan said.

"Oh not these ugly assholes!"

"How about you guys come this way?" the squirrel said. He started running off to the left. Something told me not to follow them but I did anyways. We all did as a matter of fact.

"This is pretty hilarious." Clyde laughed a bit.

"Are we hallucinating?" Craig asked.

"I think we are Craig" Kenny agreed.

"No. This is all real. They worship Satan or something like that." Stan informed us.

"Satan worshiping creatures?" Craig turned and asked Stan. He turned back around and started walking again. "yep. This is a hallucination. Not half as bad as Peru though." he mumbled. Soon we reached where more of the critters were. More squirrels, foxes, deer, and birds and a bear.

"Just what the hell is this?" Cherri asked turning to Stan, Cartman and Kyle.

"Like Stan just said," Kyle started walking up to Cherri. "Devil worshiping woodland critters."

"What? But they are so cute …" I defended until they the bear started talking.

"We worship the anti christ! We lure people here and kill them and rape their bloody bodies!" he said in a cheery tone.

Total mind fuck.

"But you guys are cute! You are suppose to like guide us out of the forest or ...or SOMETHING like that!" I cried, looking utterly confused.

"Ashley calm down. This hallucination will be over soon." Craig said sarcatically.

"huyuck huyuck lets kill them!" the bear chuckled with a goofy grin on his face. They all started chasing us in different directions around that one little area.

"Get away you sons of a bitches!" Cherri screamed. Kyle jumped in front of the wild bear and punched him 'square in the nuts' as Cartman would say and ran off in the direction we came from with Cherri.

"Come on you guys!" Kyle screamed at the rest of us. Damn I wish someone would save me like that from this deer!

"Ashley you are so slow." Craig grabbed my hand and ran like hell right behind Kyle. Kenny, Cartman, Clyde and Stan followed, Cartman barely keeping up. After 2 hours of on and off running we were back on the road of our house.

"Ok that …" Cherri stopped to catch her breath. "was pretty fucked up right there ...but hahaha we made it out alive!" she giggled in happiness. Going into the forest and running out ate up about 4 hours so we just walked back into the house and caught up on some sleep. I don't know why the boys didn't go home but, hey, it's always nice to have your ideal crushes in the same house as you, sleeping and looking all cute. God did that sound stalkerish?

Cause I think it did.

"Well uh ...this was an interesting night ..." I said to Cherri while I was getting all cuddled up in my bed.

"Yea very. But on Monday we shall find out who did this to our house. I mean seriously. I never thought someone would be this evil. They will get an ass kicking." Cherri said sternly.

The next morning all the boys except Cartman went home and Cherri's mom got a repair man on the spot when she found out what happened.

"Ahhh yes! Lights!" Cartman said with a big smile on the fat boy's face.

"Wait why are you still at my house?" I said walking up the hall, rubbing my eyes. "With a change of clothes and everything?" I asked, shooting him an annoyed look.

"Because I wanted to sleep over."

"But we never said anyone can sleep over. Last night just kind of happened and it was pretty pointless to go home at that hour."

"Yea? Well, I decided to bring clothes. Now moooove your skank ass so I can shower. I smell like Woodland Critter ass." he waddled off to the bathroom and showered without permission. Phewwww! I smelled like ass myself. I ran to my room to shower in our bathroom real quick. Cherri was still fast asleep so I guess im forced to hang with Cartman for the day.

And she always say that I'm the sleepyhead. That girl can sleep for two days straight.

"Hey Cartman." I knocked on the door softly. "I guess i'll spend the day with you or something. Cherri is out cold."

"Yea yea alright." he shooed me away. I waited on the couch, pulled Cherri's red Toms on, ready to go. "Alright lets go then." he said walking up the hall. We both exited the house quietly and started walking the streets.

Omg those Woodland Critters are the weridest characters Matt and Trey has come up with so far ahahaha. I wonder what it's like to spend the day with Cartman ? Would you guys spend the day with him ?

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