A/N: Oooooooohmygod! I'm sorry for not updating yesterday, but I was busy :( and I was busy again today but got this done, so hopefully later on I can do another chapter! Enjoy!

Lord Voldemort: Bella's cooking :)

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Horace Slughorn: COOL! What's she making?

Lord Voldemort: Apple Cake :)

Horace Slughorn: She's making a muggle pudding?

Lord Voldemort: Got a problem with that?

Horace Slughorn: Err… no! None at all!

Lord Voldemort: Good.

Minerva McGonagall: I was rather hoping she'd be making ginger newts.

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Lord Voldemort: What is it with you and those biscuits?

Minerva McGonagall: No idea.

Albus Dumbledore: They are simply delightful :)

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Armando Dippet: I WANT SOME I WANT SOME!

Lord Voldemort: Not getting any

Lucius Malfoy: Can I?

Lord Voldemort: Yeah she's making like 20 for the Death Eater meeting.

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Narcissa Malfoy: You let her near an oven? And knives?

Lord Voldemort: Yup! :)

Narcissa Malfoy: Oh god.

Lord Voldemort: What?

Narcissa Malfoy: You have to ask that?

Lord Voldemort: Ooooooooooh…

Bellatrix Lestrange: I'm fine, Cissa!

Narcissa Malfoy: … how long have you been out of the kitchen?

Bellatrix Lestrange: A couple of minutes.

Narcissa Malfoy: Oh thank god -.-'

Bellatrix Lestrange: Hehehehehe. They are yummy :)

Narcissa Malfoy: Good good :)

Lord Voldemort: Is it apple pie with bits in it? Otherwise I'm not eating it.

Bellatrix Lestrange: Oooooh no! It's spongey cake with apple slices ontop xxx

Lord Voldemort: Gooood! Xxx

Fenrir Greyback: Ew. Apple.

Bellatrix Lestrange: Oh don't worry, Fenz! I've made a different one just for you xxx

Fenrir Greyback: YAY! What's in it? Xxx

Bellatrix Lestrange: Mudbloods:) xxx

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Narcissa Malfoy: That's disgusting. You COOKED with people? :L

Lucius Malfoy: Ewwww! And I did your nails all nice, too!

Bellatrix Lestrange: …What?

Lucius Malfoy: Yuhu!

Bellatrix Lestrange: THAT WAS YOU?

Lucius Malfoy: Oh… I thought you'd like it.

Rodolphus Lestrange: Hang on… er… you came into our bedroom?

Lucius Malfoy: Yep!

Rodolphus Lestrange: Last night?

Bellatrix Lestrange: AHHHHHHH :O

Rodolphus Lestrange: LUCIUS!

Lucius Malfoy: What? It's nice to know you have a sexual relationship ;)

Rodolphus Lestrange: Creep.

Bellatrix Lestrange: Erm… did you see… stuff?

Lucius Malfoy: Yes. You have an adorable body, Bella :)

Bellatrix Lestrange: WTFUDGE WTFUDGE WTFUDGE?

Lord Voldemort: O_O

Narcissa Malfoy: You saw another woman's naked body?

Rodolphus Lestrange: You saw my wife's naked body?

Lucius Malfoy: Yes.

Rodolphus Lestrange: :/

Narcissa Malfoy: D:

Lucius Malfoy: Bella, I need to talk to you. After you've finished cooking can you come over?

Lord Voldemort: I don't really want to…

Lucius Malfoy: I said Bella, my Lord…

Lord Voldemort: Yeah it's Bella, he let me use his account cos he's sorting out the erm… mess… I made.

Lucius Malfoy: What mess?

Lord Voldemort: Mudblood Mess.

Lucius Malfoy: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Fenrir Greyback: I'll do that!

Lord Voldemort: Oh ok, I'll go tell him :)

Fenrir Greyback: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Lord Voldemort: No.

Fenrir Greyback: Is that you Bella?

Lord Voldemort: No.

Fenrir Greyback: Oh.

Lord Voldemort: You're not getting any of the spare food :P

Fenrir Greyback: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Why not?

Snatchin Scabior: I WANT SOME PIEEEEEEEEE.

Lord Voldemort: Pie? She's made cake.

Snatchin' Scabior: I WANT SOME CAKEEEEEEEEEEE.

Fenrir Greyback: My Lord?

Lord Voldemort: Oh right. Yeah, I already gave the stuff to the thestrals.

Bellatrix Lestrange: THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!

Lord Voldemort: She loves them :)

Fenrir Greyback: Oh… you have thestrals?

Lord Voldemort: Yep.

Bellatrix Lestrange: AND THEY'RE ADORABLE!

Severus Snape: O_O

Lord Voldemort: What?

Severus Snape: Nothing…

Lord Voldemort: You're wondering why she's here again, aren't you?

Severus Snape: Maybe...