A/N: Hey guys! Sorry for the long wait. Major writers block and lots of Chem, bio, and psych pile up my work day. But never fear, I am not abandoning any of my works. Bet you all loved the ending of the last chappy huh? Here's some more Shinobi life:

Chapter 11: Pushed Over the Edge

"EW! MOM DAD GROSS!" Rin shrieked, covering her brother's eyes with her hand. Obito pulled her hand away.

"…Mom?" he said softly, eyes wide. Sakura looked down, only to see her exposed breast. She blushed and drew the blanket over her chest.

"He's as perverted as you!" She whispered to her husband. Kakashi gave a weak eye crease.

"Nothing to see here kids." He said, waving his hand.

Pop! He vanished from the room, leaving Sakura clad only in blanket on the couch in a compromising position. She scowled and turned towards her bedroom door.

"You forget me stupid!" She yelled, disappearing in a swirl of pink petals. The twins stood in the same spot, mouths still gaping at the scarring sight of their parents consummating right in front of their eyes. Rin put a hand on her stomach and another over her mouth.

"I think I'm gonna throw up." She squeaked, running to the bathroom. Obito shifted nervously. The image of his mother's perky pink breast swirled in his mind. He clasped his eyes shut and rubbed them furiously with his palms. "IT BURNS!" He shrieked, running to his own room.

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"I told you they would show up!" Sakura yelled, shaking her bra at the ANBU captain.

"It happens," Kakashi said nonchalantly, "if you ask me, it's about time they walked in on us. Ow." He rubbed his head softly where Sakura's boot had hit.

"That's not funny, Kakashi," Sakura retorted, "did you see the way your son looked at me?"

"He's your son too you know."

"He had that same look of lust in his eyes as any horny teenager!"

"He's 12! Give him a break."

"The 12 year old son of Konoha's number 2 pervert!"

"At this rate, he'll probably lose his virginity a year earlier than I."

"Don't joke about that Kakashi!"

"What's wrong with him having sex?"

"He's too young!"

"Come on, like that stopped you." Sakura blushed furiously.

"I was 15, I was in love, and he was a decent young man."

"Kiba is anything BUT a decent young man," Kakashi retorted, "and I remember hearing it along the lines of u being 14, drunk, and he pretty much took advantage of you."

"You really have a knack to pissing me off, Kakashi."

"Why are you getting all worked up over this? It was bound to happen and I'm glad it was sooner than later."

"Why sooner?!"

"Well if it were later, he'd probably ask for tips. Ow, stop throwing things." Kakashi stated, rubbing his temple from the second boot.

"I can't believe I'm hearing this! My husband and my son are perverts! One reads porn in public, the other gawks at his mother naked!"

"Sakura, calm down."

"Don't tell me to calm down, Ecchi! I can't look at him the same anymore."

"Listen to yourself! You're taking this way too seriously! Just drop it."

"Just drop it! Oh that's always your answer now isn't it Kakashi? The sink is broken. Just drop it. We have no groceries. Just drop it. Our children are sexually active and doing drugs. Just drop it. Well I'm tired of just dropping it Kakashi!"

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about us! I'm talking about our family! I'm talking about the fact that I'm doing everything I possibly can for the benefit of the family!"

"Oh! So now I'm not doing anything for my family?"

"I didn't say that!"

"But you implied it didn't you?"

"Don't put the blame on me Kakashi."

"Then why must I be blamed for it? What the FUCK did I do wrong?!" Sakura stood shocked as Kakashi's onyx eye flared, and his sharingan spun out of control. "What have I done to anger you so much, Sakura? Did I ever abuse you? Did I ever waste our money gambling or going to brothels? Did I ever neglect our children? Did I ever treat you like trash? NO! The answer to all of these questions is NO! So WHY do you find the need to pin EVERY LITTLE THING ON ME?!!" Kakashi panted, his breaths coming out ragged and filled with malice. Sakura was back against the wall, cowering from her husband. In 13 years of marriage she's never seen him this angry before. What's worse was that it was her doing.

"K-kakashi…" she whimpered. He turned around, slinging his headband back over his eye.

"I'm going out." He stated, walking out of the bedroom and slamming the door behind him. Sakura fell to her knees, crying into her shirt. What had she done? Her husband was always so gentle around her and the family. He treated her like gold for 13 years and she finally pushed him over the edge.

"Mom?" Sakura's eyes shot up to see her kids standing outside the door, eyes wide and worry written all over their faces. She quickly wiped her tears and smiled, motioning for them to come in. The twins walked over slowly to their mother. She gently pulled them into her embrace, kissing each on their head. Obito looked up with his wide, green eyes.

"A-are you and dad gonna get a divorce?" fear laced his words. Sakura smiled and shook her head.

"No sweetie. Your father and I just had a fight, that's all. It's normal for married couples."

"You guys never fight," Rin piped up, tears welling in her eyes, "we don't want you to fight! Was it our fault? Was it because we walked in on you two?"

"No! No no no sweetheart it wasn't either of your faults. There was just a lot of built up aggression, that's all. Your father left his job to lead a team again, but he still has ties to ANBU. My work at the hospital is also very stressful. But don't worry you guys this is normal. Nothing's going to break this family apart, I promise." She hugged them both again.

"I love you mom." Obito said into her shoulder.

"Me too mommy." Rin added. Sakura smiled at her wonderful children.

"I love you, too." She replied giving each a kiss on their head. She sniffed back her tears and Motioned them to get up. "Come on. Let's get ready for dinner. How about ramen tonight?"

"Alright!" The twins exclaimed. With renewed strength Sakura smiled and made her way to the kitchen, twins right behind her.

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"What'll it be, Hatake?" The bartender asked.

"3 shots of Kamikaze and sake, Ginji." A droopy eyed Kakashi replied.

"You got it." Kakashi pulled out a cigarette, putting it through the special cut he put in his mask especially made for his nicotine addiction. Thanks to Asuma, he's been hooked for 12 and a half years. Lighting the Djaram Black, Kakashi took a long hard drag of the clove cigarettes he recently discovered. They were imported from Indonesia, and were the smoothest cigs he ever had. They also had a sugary and spicy flavor to them. They were just what he needed to relieve stress from a rough day.

Ginji came back with his order, setting the shot glasses in front of him and pouring three shots of the mixed liquor and the bottle of sake with a cup.

"Thanks, Ginji." Kakashi lazily replied, taking hold of the first shot.

"Trouble with the misses?" Ginji asked, wiping his glasses. Kakashi knocked back the first shot, turning the glass upside down.

"How'd ya guess?" Said ninja inquired sarcastically.

"Written all over your face." Kakashi smirked at the pun. "Talk to me, my boy." Kakashi swirled the contents of the second shot.

"Our twins walked in on us doing it on the couch," at this Ginji made a hissing face and shook his head, "yeah I thought so too. But Sakura just lost it. It was the first time we really had a fight. Back and forth, back and forth. She essentially blamed the whole thing on me, saying that her children are forever scarred and now my son's a pervert. What's that about?" He knocked back the second shot, turning that glass upside down. "In the end, I finally just blew up on her and came here." He picked up the last shot and knocked it back, his lips pursing from the strength of the drink. He set down the shot glass and picked up his cigarette, taking a long hard drag. The black paper sparked from the burning tobacco. Ginji turned over one of Kakashi's shot glasses and poured him another shot.

"I hear you my friend," he began, "Same thing happened with me and my second wife, Hiroko. Anything that went wrong would end up being my fault. Garbage was overflowing? My fault. Dishwasher broke? My fault. Her shirt becomes too tight? My fault. In the end I just dropped her like a bad habit. I didn't want to deal with that shit anymore. However, though we fought a lot, we always had a great time in each other's company. That's why I still miss her to this day. Take it from me man; married couples are born to argue. If you truly love her, you'll bear it. This one's on the house." He motioned to the shot he just poured him. Kakashi raised the shot and saluted the barkeep.

"To love. To marriage. To the hottest wife in Konoha." With that, he tipped back the fourth shot, setting down the glass and pouring himself some sake.

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Sakura looked sat in her reading chair, glancing at the clock for the umpteenth time. It was 11:45 and Kakashi still wasn't home. She hugged her knees into her chest as she waited for her hubby to return home. I feel really bad about this evening. I shouldn't have blamed him for everything. As much as I hate to say, he was right. Sakura's ears perked up as she heard the door open. She looked towards the hallway leading from the front door to the living room. She was relieved the find her husband trudge slowly into the living room. She shot out of her seat and ran to him.

"Kakashi." She silently cried.

"Sakura." He breathed, feeling slightly tipsy. She threw her arms around his neck and kissed his masked lips. She noticed the stench of alcohol on him. He wrapped his arms around her the small of her back, lifting her into his arms. She wrapped her legs around his waist and kissed him again.

"Honey, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have blamed you so much. You have so much to deal with outside of everything else. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry." She cried into his shoulder as Kakashi lead her back into their bedroom.

"Shhh…None of that Sakura. It's alright. It was my fault. I should be apologizing. You were right. I was wrong. It's ok sweetheart. The point is, I love you. I love you and the kids, and I never want to lose you guys." Sakura looked into his lone onyx eye. She could tell he was inebriated.

"You're drunk." She stated, slightly disappointed. He dropped his head in shame, resting his head in the crook of her neck.

"I know. I'm sorry. I'm weak. I'm so sorry." Sakura lifted his head, and looked him in the eye. She shook her head.

"None of that. I love you anyway." Kakashi stared intently into his wife's eyes. He seemed to be in deep thought. Sakura tilted her head to the side. "What's wrong, sweetie?" Kakashi lifted his hand to his face, hooking his fingers under his mask. Sakura's eyes widened.

"I find it silly that my wife has seen every side of me but my face." With that he pulled down, revealing a gorgeous face. Sakura sat there, caught in his handsome profile. She lifted her fingers and caressed his strong jawline. He was 48 but looked like he was 29. "So what do you think?" he asked.

"…Beautiful…" He smiled at her comment. She almost melted in his arms. That was the first time she saw him smile without the wretched mask in the way. Instinctively, she crashed her lips into his. Kakashi responded, licking her bottom lip for access. She obliged, opening her oral cavity. Kakashi's tongue explored her mouth, nudging her own tongue softly. She moaned into the kiss, fisting her hands in his gravity defying hair. Kakashi flipped her on her back, pulling off what little clothing she was wearing. Sakura simultaneously removed his flak vest and pants. Kakashi broke off the kiss quickly, pulling his shirt and spandex muscle shirt over his head. Sakura pulled off her nightshirt and yanked her husband back down, crushing her lips into his once again. Kakashi kneaded her soft breast, brushing his fingers over her already erect nipple. Over the years, Sakura's breasts grew larger, number one cause being the pregnancy. She moaned into the kiss from the contact of her sensitive pink buds. Sakura reached down and began stroking his member, earning a groan from the Copy Ninja. She positioned his appendage at her opening but was halted by a hand on her wrist. Kakashi broke off the kiss.

"Are you safe?" He asked.

"I'm still on the pill." She replied. He nodded and rested his tip on her opening. Her eyes closed and mouth opened as he pushed in. She let out a soft moan, grasping his back. "Pound me you jerk." She pleaded. Kakashi grinned, obliging by thrusting with fast and powerful motions. Sakura cried in pleasure after each thrust, digging her nails into his back. Kakashi squeezed his eyes shut, quickening his pace even faster. Losing his restraint, the Copy Ninja jack hammered into his wife with such ferocity that she wrapped locked her legs around his waist, curling her toes and digging her nails in deeper. "KAKASHI!" She cried out as she climaxed. Her walls clamped down on his throbbing member, causing him shoot his seed into her. He collapsed on top of her, the couple drenched in sweat from the amazing sex they were deprived of early in the day. Kakashi pulled out of her and rolled onto his back. Sakura rolled on her side, resting her head on his chest, pulling the covers up to her breasts, and over the lower half of his body. With that the couple fell asleep.

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Inside her room Rin had her ipod in her ears, turned way up. Mom and dad having sex ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Obito was unfortunate to have the room right next to his parents. He had his hands over his ears. EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

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The next morning, Sakura woke up, her pelvis aching like to no end. She tried to sit up but hissed in pain. Kakashi's eyes fluttered open; he rubbed his temple, the hangover starting to settle in.

"God dammit, I shouldn't had four shots and sake." He said, groggily. Sakura winced.

"Yeah well at least you don't feel like you had sex with a subway train." Kakashi smirked to himself.

"Oh yeah. 48 and I still got it." Sakura playfully punched him in the ribs, giving into a giggle. The door to their room opened, their two children walking in both with tired expressions. "What's wrong with you two? Didn't you get any sleep?" Rin shot a look at her father.

"Not much thanks to you two." She snapped.

"Seriously, pop, can't you soundproof the room?" Obito asked, rubbing his eyes. Sakura's face turned a dark red and Kakashi just rubbed the back of his head.

"Aha…Sorry you two." Rin rolled her eyes and went to have breakfast. Obito yawned then followed suit. Sakura turned to her husband, propping herself on an elbow.

"Shall we?" She asked. Kakashi sat up and shook the headache away, surprisingly his mask was already in place. "When did you put it back on?" She inquired. He shrugged.

"I had to pee. So I used that to my advantage." Sakura scoffed and attempted to get out of bed, limping to the doorway. "Sakura." Kakashi called. She sighed and turned to look at him.

"What is it?" She asked, in pain.

"You want to scar our children some more?" She gave him a puzzled look as she looked down she blushed ten shades of red as she realized she was stark naked. She grabbed some clothes and ran into the bathroom. Kakashi shrugged and fell back onto the bed. "I wouldn't have mind." He breathed out before going back to sleep.