Games
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Rating: K+
airings: None, at least in this chapter. Roy/Robin/Wally BROTHER stuff
Guest Stars: Roy/Red Arrow, Dick/Robin
NOTE: This takes place BEFORE Usual Suspects, as will most my One-Shots for creative reasons
THIS CHAPTER IS HALF DEDICATED TO DEXTRA2 (who's review made me laugh XD) and HALF DEDICATED TO TURKEYHEAD987, who sort of guessed the game
Roy, Wally, and Dick all sat in civvies on the floor of Roy's apartment, 20 empty pizza boxes on the floor, and numerous games scattered around.
"I say we play Clue," Robin said reaching for the game before Wally snatched it away.
"No way Boy Blunder," he told his friend. "Last time we played that game you won in two turns. TWO TURNS! I'm still trying to figure out how the heck you did it!"
"We could play darts," Roy suggested.
"Are you kidding?" This time it was Robin who spoke up. "You'd hit the bulls eye every time and then some!"
Roy shrugged, "I can't help it if I'm good."
"We could always have a race," Wally suggested.
"NO!" Both boys yelled glaring at their friend.
"Sheesh it was only a suggestion," Wally mumbled. "Not like you two weren't trying to stack the odds in your favor too."
After a couple hours of debate, and Wally whining about how bored he was, the trio decided on good old fashion Mario Kart 64, which for some reason or another Roy had in a box in his closet.
"No powers," Roy said glaring at Wally as he set up the game.
"Oh come on I'm not a cheater," Wally said, glaring at his friend.
Robin snickered, "Only because when you use your speed you melt the controller."
"Dude," Wally groaned, falling onto the couch as his brothers laughed.
The next thing they knew they were spread out in front of the TV, Wally on the ground his back against the couch, Roy on the couch, and Robin was sitting on Wally's shoulders much to the speedster's annoyance.
"Oh come on Rob! You are so cheating!" Wally yelled, glaring at the boy on his shoulders, before shoving him off.
Robin cackled, flipped over, and landed on Roy.
"Stupid little monkey," Wally muttered as Robin stuck out his tongue.
"I'm not cheating; I just know all the cheats and shortcuts for this game."
"Hello! 'Cheats' and shortcuts, hint hint," Wally groaned. "Does anybody else see that?"
"You just don't like it because I'm winning," Robin countered.
"Oh come on Roy help me out here," Wally told his friend, when no answer came he looked away from Robin to see Roy his blue eyes narrowed and staring straight ahead at the screen as if in a trance.
"Roy?" Robin said, waving a hand in front of his friend's face. "Hello? You in there? Roy? Dude what's—"
He was interrupted as Roy cheered and stood up quickly throwing his hands in the air and the bird off his shoulders.
"Dude!" Robin yelped as he got a mouth full of pillow.
"What's going—Ahh man!" Wally groaned as he turned back to the screen to see Mario cheering, bright letters announcing him victorious. "Way to go Rob! You let Roy win!"
"Me it was you!"
"Or maybe he won on his own."
"Stay out of this Speedy," Wally snapped before tackling his best friend, and younger brother, ignoring Roy's glare. "You stupid little monkey! I totally should've won!"
Wally yelped as Robin flipped him and sat on his back. "No way dude, I would've."
"Or maybe Roy, can win on his own," Roy suggested trying to pull Dick off Wally as the two boys wrestled and fought.
"Ya right, you didn't win a single race, until just now," Wally pointed out from underneath Dick, before deciding to vibrate enough to get the younger boy off him.
Roy's mouth open and shut, as Robin leapt onto his shoulders and leaned over to look him in the eyes, "he has a point Roy Boy."
Roy glared at the boy before shoving him off, "you know Wally's right."
Wally blinked, "I am? I mean of course I am. What am I right about again?"
"That Robin very well may be a monkey."
Wally burst out laughing as Dick's face turned red and he hopped off Roy's shoulders, "ha ha ha very funny you guys."
Suddenly Wally blinked as a thought entered his mind, "wait so which is he? A monkey, a human, or a bat?"
"Hmmm perhaps a mixture of all three?" Roy suggested, as he began to pick up the game.
"A moatan?" Wally asked the word foreign and hard to pronounce as he tried to combine the three words.
"Sure why not," Roy shrugged as he placed the Nintendo back in its box.
"Guys! I'm standing right here!" Robin reminded them waving his hands up in the air.
"We know," Wally said smirking. "But shouldn't you be enjoying this conversation? I thought you liked butchering the English language?"
"You know he's right," Roy told the bird as he placed the box back on its shelf and sat down next to Wally on the ground.
"I hate you guys," Robin groaned, falling back into the couch his face covered.
"Oh come Dick get traught," Wally reminded him.
"Or feel the aster," Roy snickered.
"I'm so not whelmed," Robin groaned as he tried not to laugh, but it was no use soon all three boys were laughing, because this happened every time they got together to hang out.
The game never truly was played, they just sat there and enjoyed each other's company, after all one of the greatest things you can have in life was family and each of them were brothers.
How I pronounce moatan XD
Mow (as in lawnmower) + At + An
Moatan XD
Anyways what did you guys think? Not my favorite chapter, but eh good enough right? I loved Roy in this not gonna lie XD Also as I promised more monkey Robin XD
UP NEXT: Missing Moment
Summary: Missing moment from Auld Acquaintance SPITFIRE! (note this doesn't relate to other oneshots, it's just a cute moment I wrote for the episode, in other stories Arty will still be dating Ethan until I say otherwise XD)
"Baywatch you okay?" He heard her ask, as she knelt down next to him. "Yo! Kid? Wally?"
"He hit me," Wally said dazed. "Flash hit me."
Artemis gritted her teeth and looked over her shoulder to see Flash vibrating wildly, that wasn't going to hold him for long.
"Listen Kid he's not the one hitting you, it's not him, it's whoever's controlling him."
Wally looked up at her, slight tears in his eyes, "That's the problem." He mumbled. "He can hit me, but I can't hit him back, because every time I try I don't see the enemy I see my Uncle."
REVIEW REPLIES
The Official Girl Wonder: Thanks! Also which game with lava? XD There's a lot XD Sorry just had to say that hope it didn't come across as rude
Turkeyhead987: *jaw drops* I blame your sudden psychic abilities on you being my best friend, but yes tis correct….in a way….so how about I'll dedicate the chapter to you and draw you a sketch instead of a full on picture….man I still can't believe it. Also the name you were looking for was Mario Kart also you probably meant the WII one, but hey it works XD
Adoglover5: (I want to let you know I hit numbers 2,3,4,6, and 7 before I was able to hit 5 -_-) You're Welcome and I'm glad you liked it! Ya the moment between Barry and Walls was cheesy, but hey I liked it :D Also ya since Wally's taken *cough* Arty *cough* I'd settle with Roy XD
A-list Goddess: Yep! It's the same as on here GhostDog401
I Want To Remain Anonymous: Lol exactly! Also I'm glad you liked the Barry moment XD
Dextra2: Lol okay I have to give you credit there XD In fact I'll give you the other half of the prize XD
Rowanfall: Lol, okay then Rowanfall you were the crazy fan girl XD Not mind controlled, but he was a clone XD Which in all honesty surprised me, never ever would I have seen this coming. SPEEDY IS MISSING HIS ARM!
Also look at it this way, Wally (even though he's a hero) is still a teenager, a kid, and in his spot he finds it hard to be nice to Jake, I promise I'm not saying your wrong in fact I agree with you in most cases yes making someone you dislike your friend can do wonders, but Wally was getting beat up by this kid on a regular basis…he's not going to be feeling too friendly….
Decdragon: Ya I figured, because of the stuttering
Irenerb: THANK YOU!
RazorsAreNotRoses: Oh yes I remember now XD Lol I know he should've said asterous, or whelming not kudos XD
Also Bats lecturing Wally *thinks* maybe another time, right now I have different stories I want to post
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