Disclaimer and warnings in first chapter
Chapter 11
"we really should go home now" Kai stated, while adjusting the sleeping Shiromi on his back. Shiromi got bored watching the flashback so she slept at the middle of it. Yuuko nodded then walked besides them. They walked for a few minutes until Kai stopped, stared straight ahead his ears twitching "I sense trouble coming this way in 180kph"
"whoa, that's fast who is it?"
"meh it's just my twin"
"oh"
"3…" nothing "2…" low rumbling "1" Inuya ran towards Kai attempting to glomp but he tripped at a conveniently place string. Inuya turned into chibi form
"Kai-chan Hanase" Inuya started waving his arms like a little kid
"yeah?" came the simple reply
"Zabuza-san" Inuya was now jumping up and down
"yeah?" once again
"Haku-san" he was running in circles
"yeah?" Kai still replied Yuuko sweatdropped. Shiromi stirred from Kai's back
"and me!" he was poking himself
"yeah?" Yuuko yawned, Shiromi blinked
"in short we're bored" Inuya deflated. Yuuko's mouth was open and Shiromi is awake Kai just sighed
"I know" he simply replied adjusting the still sleepy Shiromi on his back
"well?"
"well what?"
"what are we gonna do?" Inuya became hyper
"not my problem" Kai's ears twitched, Inuya deflated again. "another one coming at 200kph" Yuuko stared at Kai
"let me guess?"
"yeah"
". . ."
"yeah"
"well I'm correct I'm good at these games"
"ne what are you talking about?" Kai's twin asked
"nothing you should be concerned with" he replied, Inuya grumbled. "3…2…1" and as if on cue a hyper Hanase came barging in tripping in the same string that tripped Inuya "well nice of you to drop in" Kai teased
"Kaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii" Hanase called in a sing song voice completely ignoring the fact that he tripped. Kai's eyes widened as he sniffed the air
"oh no don't tell me you drank…" Kai's eyes were filled with horror
"yes we had coffee with Zabu-chan and Haku-chan, I believe they followed us here"
"oh shi- a coffee hyper Haku, it's the end of the world" Kai jumped back completely fearing for his life
"kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-chhhaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn" they heard from the distance
"well speak of the devil" as the rumbling noise came nearer and nearer until you could see a big cloud of smoke coming their way. Kai sat down on a tree waiting for the apocalypse.
"Kai aren't you going to run away?" Yuuko asked also fearing for her life
"nah it's useless once Haku drinks coffee he is immortal" Haku came in view running 300kph and guess what, he also tripped. Zabuza came after him walking… just walking.
"Kai-chan I'm bored" Haku muttered not getting up from his fall
"go with Zabuza" Kai started to walk away but was pinned again by Haku's needles
"Kai you will come with me" Haku commanded his eyes fixed on Kai's. Kai gulped. Then a life saver arrived.
"Kai! We need you to do something" Naruto said walking besides the tree Kai was currently pinned in.
"oh Kai you didn't introduce us to your friend here" Hanase wriggled his eyebrows in Kai's direction gesturing to Shiromi. Kai sighed
"help me out of here and I will" Kai replied weakly moving his arms around
"uhh Kai-chan?" Naruto tried but wasn't heard. Hanase quickly went in front of Kai and started to pull on the needles
"oi what are you doing!" Haku yelled as he ran towards Hanase, Haku chased Hanase out of view. While Inuya was left out again
"ah gomen Naruto-kun" Kai smiled an apology. Naruto smiled back and removed the remaining needles.
"Kai we received a mission" Naruto beamed. Kai grinned
"really? But why us?" Kai asked
"well because you're new here, but if you don't want to then…"
"who says we don't?" Kai smiled as they head to the castle with Shiromi and Yuuko and dragging Inuya with them.
-the top floor waiting outside of the room that has an abnormally large door and a sign that read 'The Higher-ups'-
"come in" the booming voice of Tsunade called. The four entered the room. The room was plain with three doors and a desk at the center they approached Tsunade who was behind the desk.
"konichiwa Tsunade-baa-sama" Naruto greeted which seemed to piss of Tsunade
"damn it Naruto I told you I'm not that old!!" she yelled veins popping in her forehead. Kai and the rest sweatdropped.
"konichiwa Tsunade-sama" Kai greeted showing a smile that seems to be too happy (like Sai's). Tsunade looked at Kai's direction with emotionless eyes staring at Kai's eerie smile, she felt the miasma and she flinched. Kai opened his eyes, his eyes showing traces of blood lust, then it slowly dissolved into a friendly aura.
"yeah about your mission you'll just have to get an important scroll from Sunagakure so it's an A-ranked mission" Tsunade explained
"hai Tsunade-sama" Naruto replied
"oh well is it done?" Kai asked earning a disbelieving stare from Naruto
"Kai!"
"Naruto, it okay and may I speak with you privately Kai-kun" nobody noticed the hidden venom in Tsunade's voice. . .nobody except for Kai who just smiled. The others walked out of the room going to the newly opened cafeteria in the garden. Once Kai couldn't feel the other's presence he lowered the friendly aura that's been making him sick, but he still smiled
"sah Tsunade-sama what do you need?" he asked grinning wide
"Kai we know who you are" Tsunade replied serious as ever
"ehh what happened to the –kun? I kinda like it… ah but not coming from the mouth of someone like you" he half-spat
"Kai!" she said firmly. Kai still smiled. "we could kill you anytime we want" Kai's friendly smile vanished it was replaced by his smirk
"do it then" as he walked out of the room waving his hand lazily leaving a tense aura. Tsunade growled then picked up her phone and dialed a number she memorized so far. The phone rang briefly then she heard the line pick up
"hello Temari?"
"yes?"