(Alanna has "NEXTED" all but two guys.)
(On the NEXT bus, Dennis comes in)
Dennis: Dudes, that chick has some CRAZY shit going on in her head. Wallace, you're next.
(A thick, blond, ogre-ish guy walks off the NEXT bus. He pauses with his finger up his nose.)
Wallace Emersog:
Hobbies- picking his nose and eating baked beans
Why he's the best guy: Uhhh..I be a big guy!
His favorite book: book? what a book be?
His favorite movie- uhhn. RANDOM VIOLENCE VOLUME 5 SAGA OF THE KILLING PEOPLES
(I appear, make barfing sounds.)
Me: Eew. sorry, Emersog or whatever the heck i named you but barf
(I disappear)
(Emersog, with a thick, borish smile on his face zeroes in on Alanna. She hides a laugh with her hand and then gets a devilish
glint in her eyes.)
Alanna: So, here's your test.
(She turns and breaks down laughing.)
Alanna: ok, um your test is, a helicopter will put you down wherever you live...where is that?
Wallace: A block...away...
Alanna: sighs ok, so a car will bring you over there, and if you don't get back here in 5 minutes...NEXT!
(from Wallace's view point)
Wallace thinking: ooh...nice car...it move, and bring me home...hmmm...why? OH! must find pretty lady!
(he runs lumberingly towards the car that is going back to the NEXT bus)Wallace thinking: must find pretty lady...must find prett...i smell something..OH! it is a sweet something... IT IS CANDY!! Must find candy...must find candy NOW(Wallace walks into a candyshop and starts stuffing candy in his mouth. The police come and drag him away. We go back to the NEXT
bus.)
Alanna: Oh well, guess it's been 5 minutes. NEXT...even though he's not here to hear it.
(Austin walks out of the NEXT bus and poses with his non-existent muscles flexed.)
Austin Cox:
What kind of girl he likes: the skinny kind
Hobbies: Beating up Kluegel and hangin with his friends
Hates: Gay people
(he walks toward Alanna.)
Alanna: So, you like "hangin" with your friends, right?
Austin: For sure
Alanna: then, go hang!
(She points to a pull-up bar. Austin walks up to it and starts to hang by the arms from it.) Alanna walks over to him.)
Alanna: So, whaddaya like to do in your spare time?
Austin: talk about how gay Bill Kluegel is...
(Alanna interrupts)
Alanna: You're a one to dis gay people...I'm getting a definite feeling of undecidedness from you..
Austin: Me? Gay? No freaking way!
Alanna: See! poetry and armpits...gay no freaking way? no one but a gay guy would say that.
Austin: Armpits!!??
Alanna: (matter-of-factly) you're wearing FLOWER deodorant! Also,
(she digs into her pocket and pulled out a blue motorola razr phone. She scanned him with a laser beam. It beeped and she looked
at the screen closely.)
Alanna: Austin?
Austin: yea?
Alanna: You test 150 gay! Thats over the legal limit!
Austin: well, fuck this (he drops off the bar)
Alanna: NEXT
(oh looks like she NEXTED EVERYONE...LOL!)
