(Alanna has "NEXTED" all but two guys.)

(On the NEXT bus, Dennis comes in)

Dennis: Dudes, that chick has some CRAZY shit going on in her head. Wallace, you're next.

(A thick, blond, ogre-ish guy walks off the NEXT bus. He pauses with his finger up his nose.)

Wallace Emersog:

Hobbies- picking his nose and eating baked beans

Why he's the best guy: Uhhh..I be a big guy!

His favorite book: book? what a book be?

His favorite movie- uhhn. RANDOM VIOLENCE VOLUME 5 SAGA OF THE KILLING PEOPLES

(I appear, make barfing sounds.)

Me: Eew. sorry, Emersog or whatever the heck i named you but barf

(I disappear)

(Emersog, with a thick, borish smile on his face zeroes in on Alanna. She hides a laugh with her hand and then gets a devilish

glint in her eyes.)

Alanna: So, here's your test.

(She turns and breaks down laughing.)

Alanna: ok, um your test is, a helicopter will put you down wherever you live...where is that?

Wallace: A block...away...

Alanna: sighs ok, so a car will bring you over there, and if you don't get back here in 5 minutes...NEXT!

(from Wallace's view point)

Wallace thinking: ooh...nice car...it move, and bring me home...hmmm...why? OH! must find pretty lady!

(he runs lumberingly towards the car that is going back to the NEXT bus)Wallace thinking: must find pretty lady...must find prett...i smell something..OH! it is a sweet something... IT IS CANDY!! Must find candy...must find candy NOW(Wallace walks into a candyshop and starts stuffing candy in his mouth. The police come and drag him away. We go back to the NEXT

bus.)

Alanna: Oh well, guess it's been 5 minutes. NEXT...even though he's not here to hear it.

(Austin walks out of the NEXT bus and poses with his non-existent muscles flexed.)

Austin Cox:

What kind of girl he likes: the skinny kind

Hobbies: Beating up Kluegel and hangin with his friends

Hates: Gay people

(he walks toward Alanna.)

Alanna: So, you like "hangin" with your friends, right?

Austin: For sure

Alanna: then, go hang!

(She points to a pull-up bar. Austin walks up to it and starts to hang by the arms from it.) Alanna walks over to him.)

Alanna: So, whaddaya like to do in your spare time?

Austin: talk about how gay Bill Kluegel is...

(Alanna interrupts)

Alanna: You're a one to dis gay people...I'm getting a definite feeling of undecidedness from you..

Austin: Me? Gay? No freaking way!

Alanna: See! poetry and armpits...gay no freaking way? no one but a gay guy would say that.

Austin: Armpits!!??

Alanna: (matter-of-factly) you're wearing FLOWER deodorant! Also,

(she digs into her pocket and pulled out a blue motorola razr phone. She scanned him with a laser beam. It beeped and she looked

at the screen closely.)

Alanna: Austin?

Austin: yea?

Alanna: You test 150 gay! Thats over the legal limit!

Austin: well, fuck this (he drops off the bar)

Alanna: NEXT

(oh looks like she NEXTED EVERYONE...LOL!)