Blackeclipse: Well then! Here we go! Another chapter! BANZAI!
Hopefully it would be funnier, but I can never say it might be.
But hopefully it would!
Thank you guys so much for the reviews! Especially when you all found it so damn funny!.
Yeah, I wanted their first kiss was something that comes out in a twist, but because of this, I am going to make the couple's feelings suffer by forcing the scene in their heads as flash backs!!!
MWAHAAHAHAHA!!!! (Plus, Aizen smile) Ahaha….
Grimmy: Dude, are you okay??—I mean—Like,
Me: Like?? (Kitty grin)
Grimmy: YOU LOOKED SO DAMN DEAD! EVEN AFTER THE CHAPTER 10!! (Off screen, all shall be explained soon,) YOU EVEN WENT ON DRINKING!!! Then you just—Wait….is that?
(Dear readers, in real life, I do not drink, I just wanted to drink in this part, and I am not a drinker)
Me: *Hiccup*! W-wha??—whatcha lookin' at huhh??
(Sake bottle beside the laptop, empty, 100 gallons)
Grimmy: ***?! You drank that all!?
Me: So wha?? It ain't nothin' wrong with *hiccup*!! *hiccup*!! Drinkin' while finishing th—Wha—wha—chapter—thingy!!!
Ulquiorra comes in, and notices it : Blackeclipse, you've been drinking even at this time?
(Throws the sake bottle to him, but he dodged)
Me: Stop—bring—I mean—being—So damn coldly!—Ulqui!—Don't make me—pwut—some freakin' poles in this freakin' fic with this freakin' chap!—uhhh…!
Grimmjow sighs: Great. Author's damn drunk!—By the way, do you know what's this chapter's going to be about?—WAIT!—did she even finished the chapter before drinking?!
Ulqui looked over to the computer, opened it and put on a USB which has a file of the fan fic in it.
(WOAH)
Grimmy was amazed. : Dude, your scary!—Since when did you know how to even use Human stuff?!
Ulqui: Going to that woman's and this woman's place, not to mention staying in this woman's place, I have to get used to it, it isn't so hard. Besides, i------------!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ulquiorra was suddenly hit on the head again with a sake bottle. And this time, it soaked him.
Grimmy froze: OH *****?!! SHE HIT YOU!!! SHE FREAKIN' HIT YOU!!! AND THIS IS THE 2ND TIME!!!—OH *** DAMN ***!!!!—IT'S EVEN WORSTED WITH THAT WOMAN'S SLAP!!!-----I NEED TO GET OUT O----!??!?!
He noticed that Ulquiorra, was…. Soaked with Sake….and… his bangs were even covering his eyes, that it makes it even harder to see his expression…………but he is totally soaked, even his hair and face……………………..Oh damn.
Ulqui: …………
Grimmy: ----Oy, hey…. You okay freak???
Ulqui: ………………………… *hiccup*……………………….
(The whole freakin' world has stopped moving)
Grimmy was, well, he just couldn't believe it. : YOU—JUST FREAKIN'!!!!-----------------****!?!?
Ulqui glared at him, then brought out his sword : IT AIN'T--*HICCUP*!—WHAT YOU THINK OF IT!--*HICCUP*!—THIS IS JUST A NORMAL REACTION--*HICCUP*!!----AND I AM NOT--*HICCUP* DRUNK!
(Chasing Grimmy around with Sonido and slashing everything sight)
Grimmy: DUDE!!!! SERIOUSLY STOP GETTING SO PISSED AT EVERYTHING I COMMENT ABOUT!!!!!!—OW!!!—AND HEY!!—WOAH!!! WHAT THE ******!!?---I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU BEING DRUNK DAMMIT—AH!!!
Ulqui: I--*HICCUP*!*--DO NOTHING OF THE--*HICCUP*--SORT!!—HOLD STILL DAMMIT!!!--*HICCUP*!!—HAH!
As they fought, Blackeclipse has fallen asleep, the summary was that she was too upset of what Ulquiorra told her, and she went on a drinking spree with Matsumoto, she was actually forced to.
Urahara (coming out of no where, sheesh) came in with Yoruichi in cat form as the 2 espada fought around the huge room.
He looked at the screen: She's really doing well! She completed so many chapters just in one night before drinking, just to be expected.
Yoruichi: *meow* "I think so too, well, we can't keep them from waiting too long. Kisuke, hurry up"
Urahara grinned as he pulled up a sign from his sleeve. : Hai-hai!
Disclaimer: Blackeclipse does not own bleach!—If she did, she'll mostly show me!!----Just kidding, she only owns her love for Ulquiorra-san.
Chapter 11: Himeno's Identity? .
It was earlier in the morning, and the alarm clock had ringed on.
"Mmph…" Orihime pulled out her arm within her sheets as she reached for the alarm and turned it off. She opened her eyes a bit, then said in a sleepy voice. "Ulquiorra---kun~….." how she prolonged his name or suffix.
Somehow had woken him up, but he hid it.
"I know." He said. He sat up, it was his turn to make breakfast.
Yes, Ulquiorra CAN cook, it's just he never shows it to anyone if not needed. He stood up and sighed as he ruffled his hair and walked out,
One eye opened as his other was covered by his hand still ruffling his hair, he was still sleepy, exhausted for explaining every thing that Grimmjow might end up destroying.
But even if he did, Grimmjow won't even listen.
Ulquiorra turned to the kitchen, carefully avoiding the walls that might hit him, he doesn't want to get hit again, he found it that the gigai is really hard to handle.
He went over to the kitchen and began to cook,….um…. pancakes??.
Then to chop off some fruits.
When he raised the knife when cutting the last of it he----------------
"UUUWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~!!!!!"
The knife has slide off his hand from the shock, and the knife fell and dropped to the floor, inches from behind his heel.
He also found out that in a gigai, it was harder to control your feelings and reactions.
But besides that, he knew that scream too well and started to rush over to see what was going on.
She wasn't in her bedroom,
"Wo----------" before he uttered something, he heard-------
"I—OW!!!-DAMMIT!!—OWWOWOW!!!!---WOMAN! ***** QUIT HITTING ME YOU ****!!!!—OWOWW!!!!"
"PERVERT-PERVERT-PERVERT-PERVERT---PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!"
"I DIDN'T SEE A DAMN THING!!!!!!---OW!!! *******!!!*!*!*!*!*!*!!-------------YEOUCH!!!!!"
"AAHAAH!!! NO!! GET OUT!!-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT!!!!!"
Orihime was wrapped up in a towel, a tiny towel that is, and was just about to go and take a shower, till, before she removed her towel.
Grimmjow suddenly came in the door, and they both froze.
And now here comes a fight for her life.
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! A FREAKIN' ****** ACCIDENT!!!!"
Grimmjow was now powerless since he had little experience in a gigai, he was now being beaten up by the half naked Orihime whose face was red.
They were both in the bathroom and both were idiots, she didn't even lock the door, he didn't even knock.
When Grimmjow tried to stand up, he accidentally slipped on a soup that Orihime had thrown along with some shampoo bottles.
He tried to regain his balance, but lost it and end up pushing Orihime down to the floor, making him on top.
Orihime's heart pumped, she wanted to kill him, kill someone for the first time, and, she was also so very embarrassed now.
It was a good thing she had wrapped the towel really well.
Grimmjow gathered his senses.
Before he yelled again, a huge, death, scary and killing reiatsu was now engulfing the place.
OH ****!!!! OH PLEASE OH PLEASE DON'T TELL ME IT'S------
Grimmjow turned his head, and regretted it as he looked behind him.
"OH MY FREAKIN' ****************************!!!!!!!!! *-*-*-****!!! T-T-TT-T-T-HIS ISN'T WHAT IT SEEMS!!!!!!!!!"
"U—Ulquiorra…-kun…?!" Orihime gasped, she felt herself torn apart.
Ulquiorra was standing at the door way, it seems like he had summoned his sword out while still in his gigai, which was impressive.
But this wasn't the time for being amazed.
Ulquiorra was glaring down at Grimmjow, he came only to see them at once in this 'awkward' position.
As he unsheathed his sword, he said, in a bloody and venomous voice.
"GRIMMJOW…. JUST HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN ON STAYING LIKE THAT?"
"W-W-W-WAIT A *** MINUTE!!!"
"IT'S USELESS-----I KNOW HAVE REALIZED THAT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TALK TO YOU NOTHING WILL COME IN YOUR HEAD-----PLEASE STAND UP AND TO TALE UP YOUR EXECUTION………..I SHALL CUT YOUR GUTS, LIVER AND OTHER INTERNAL ORGANS……..YOU'RE OWN DEATH……………"
Ulquiorra stood with his sword ready in a hot stance, which looks so cool.
"SHALL BE BY MY OWN SWORD------RESISTANCE IS FUTILE---BASURA"
"OH F*********ING—C**********************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Remember Grimmjow. The lights should all be turn on by 6, and turned off when at sleep if we take long due to reasons that shall not pass your mouth if you do not wish to repeat what I've done."
Ulquiorra deadpanned, in his school uniform together with Orihime, blushing as she looked away.
Grimmjow looked like Ichigo when he has so many bandages all over him,
He can't say anything, even his throat was sore from cursing every time he felt pain.
At times like this, he missed Aizen. Or even being imprisoned in Mayuri's lab back in the Soul Society,
"We have received news from Kuchiki Rukia that the schedule of the School's Field Trip is moved today due to test schedules next week," Ulquiorra explained like an announcer or some kind of detective.
"YOU shall not set foot outside this place, YOU shall not let anyone set foot in this place nor YOU shall not open this door to anyone…is this completely understood?"
Grimmjow grunted, "But what about when I'm freakin; h---"
"IS THIS COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD?" Ulquiorra deadpanned him.
"Kh------Yes." He gave up, inside, he was cursing the gigai for being so weak, and the woman, and yes, Ulquiorra, heck, he cursed the whole damn world too.
"Let's go." Ulquiorra turned to Orihime who wasn't looking, he knew this and grabbed her hand that it almost hurt, and he dragged her away to the apartment until Grimmjow couldn't see them anymore.
"Heh, pissed huh?" Grimmjow smirked, "Hmph." He sighed as he closed his eyes a bit, remembering the incident, but he slammed the door on it.
Meanwhile,
"U—Ulquiorra-kun!" Orihime pleaded, he wasn't letting go of her hand, and it was gripping so hard that it felt like it was going to snap off.
He looked like he didn't hear her as they continued walking in an incredible pace.
"Ulquiorra-kun!—Ulquiorra-kun!!" Orihime gasped, it was really hurting her. "ULQUIORRA-KUN—YOU'RE HURTING ME…!"
Ulquiorra's eyes widened as he let go of her hand immediately, he turned to her.
"….I apologize…." He told her, then looked away, then turning his whole body away. "….I, didn't mean to…"
"Are you angry at me or something??" Orihime asked as she rubbed onto her wrist, his hands made marks on it somehow.
"You did not." He said simply. Then he sighed, there was no use hiding it. "I was just so irritated…"
"I see---Oh." Orihime blinked her eyes 3 times before smiling, it was rare for him to even share what he felt. "It's alright,"
Ulquiorra had enough. "We'll be late. Come." And walked off, faster then awhile ago that Orihime had no worry of following him.
She wanted to laugh, the reason why he was walking faster was either he was so pissed, embarrassed or nervous, it was very rare for him to show any body language at all.
She felt her wrist, the one he had gripped so hard on, while he wasn't looking.
She smelled it, and it smelled nice, she found herself rubbing her face to it with a smile, but making sure he wasn't looking.
Was it jealousy that he felt?
Yes, it was, and there's no doubt about i---
"Orihime!!" a familiar voice came up, Orihime looked behind her to see Tasuki coming up with a smile and wave. "Oh."
She paused, she had seen Ulquiorra look back at her with a cold look, and she feels threatened somehow.
This guy, isn't… human, she knew it, but, she knew it might cause trouble for Orihime.
"Ohayo Tasuki-chan!" Orihime smiled as Tasuki walked towards her.
Tasuki just sighed, "Well?—Are you going to introduce me?" she looked to Ulquiorra with a cautious, but friendly face, either way, he looked, very familiar.
Ulquiorra knew this as well, he remembered, the first time he came here was when he first time met Orihime, Tasuki was the only survivors among the ordinary humans that came to the mess him and Yammy had made.
"Oh yeah!—This here's Shiffer Ulquiorra-kun!" Orihime smiled as she gestured her hand to him.
Ulquiorra chose not to make the feeling intense.
"Hello." He said.
Tasuki nodded, either, she'll have to get used to h—ARE THOSE?!
Tasuki grabbed Orihime's wrist, and saw finger markings.
"W—Who did this?!!" Tasuki gasped as she looked at her.
Orihime pulled it away, "N-No! It's alright Tasuki-cha-----"
To Orihime's horror, Tasuki was glaring at Ulquiorra.
"You did this didn't you?!" She tightens her fist up, "I heard Orihime's voice awhile go, and since you're the only one closer to her—IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?!"
Ulquiorra saw the logic. "…Yes. I did…."
"DEME!" Tasuki growled.
"T-Tasuki-chan!" Before she grabbed Tasuki's arm to hold her back, Tasuki ran towards Ulquiorra and went off a kick.
But he just stepped back, letting it go passed him, then another, then another.
Till she was losing her temper and began throwing punches,
She's fast. He thought in a split second as he stopped moving back and grabbed her fist before it had crushed his face.
"I knew it, you aren't human aren't you?" Tasuki muttered to him.
Ulquiorra said nothing.
"I ain't afraid of you, are you?"she grinned to him with a fierce look.
Ulquiorra was a bit surprised, but his face showed nothing, knowing that she was Orihime's friend, and, there was no need to kill her, he just let her do what ever she wants.
No, wait, that's not the only reason.
That voice, that voice from her, was it really hers?
……This woman…? Ulquiorra thought for a while, the voice was strangely and utterly familiar.
….Himeno?....
Tasuki's foot made a slide sound and began to charge towards him,
Ulquiorra stepped back, dodging everything she threw at him
……Ridiculous…this woman's name is Tasuki…as far as I've heard…
Tasuki kept on fighting back, but Ulquiorra just blocked it like it was nothing.
Till his back was now against the wall,
"I have you now!!!" Tasuki yelled out as she planted all her might into one fist.
"Kh…" Ulquiorra began to put out one of his hands, feeling annoyed.
"ULQUIORRA-KUN! TASUKI-CHAN PLEASE STOP!!!" Orihime screamed.
It was like a sting, his hand went back into his pockets and he closed his eyes.
HE CLOSED HIS EYES?! Tasuki thought, then began to punch his face.
But his head tilted to the side, and it completely missed his face by a centimeter, cracking the wall a bit from the impact.
His eyes were closed, and facial expression, calm, and then he opened his eyes again. He saw her glaring at him, and fist still planted on the impact of the crack, unhurt, but the wall was though.
"I didn't do it on purpose, I did it because someone did something to her that I found irritating." Ulquiorra began to speak up, he wants to end this, and they were now getting late if this wouldn't end now.
Tasuki's eyes widened. "What!?"
"I'm sure you've down the same thing. Those marks on her wrist was never intentional, I didn't even notice I was hurting her so much." He told her again as he continued. "I have already apologized to her."
"It's true!!" Orihime supported him as she said from behind Tasuki. "Tasuki-chan please! He was worried about me!"
"This guy huh??" Tasuki had a questioned tone in it. Then she saw it again, his eyes were closed again, and it made her annoyed. "Why?---Why do you close your eyes even at times like this??—And most of all! Why don't you even fight back?!!"
Ulquiorra opened his eyes and sighed. "…Because I have no reason to hurt you…And, you are one of that woman's friends aren't you?—It would hurt her even more if I would hurt you, even if it was self defense…."
Tasuki's eyes widened as she let go of his shirt,
Ulquiorra puffed the dust off of his shoulders and chest, placing his hand back in his pockets.
"…We're going to be late. I believe you and I are classmates aren't we?" Ulquiorra walked passed her and strangely went to Orihime's side.
"I suggest we ought to be acquaintances if you do not want to be friends, I don't want to have too many enemies, it's a big head ache" He looked at Orihime, then looked away.
He turned, then walked. But as he did, he looked back at Tasuki for a moment, her voice, if she would say the right words, was very similar to the one that kept on nagging and killing his Sanity in his head.
"What else you would have to put up with on our meeting, or how you want this thing to go with—Is all up to you to deicide. I have no time for this, I have made my point—I don't want to be late…."
Orihime smiled, Heh, same old, same old….
Tasuki felt herself gazing at him in amazement, and she smiled, together with a sigh. "You have a strange boyfriend, you know that?"
Orihime's cute face suddenly went all red like a thermometer.
"H—He's not!--"
Tasuki extended right left arm over Inoue's shoulder and winked with a grin,
"Don't hide it!"
"TASUKI-CHAN!"
"Ahaah!! I'm joking! I'm---"
"Yo! Inoue! Tasuki!" another warm voice came up, they turned to see Ichigo up in a good mood. Strangely enough, he was too happy that it looked. Like. He. Was. Going . to---
Tasuki suddenly gave a straight upper cut and left him knocked out cold.
"Orihime, let's go" She said as she pulled her along.
"B-But what about Kurosaki-k------"
"DAMN YOU KON!!! RUNNING OFF LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!"
Orihime sighed, Ichigo was coming towards the passed out human body on the road, she still hasn't figured out how'd Kon managed to escape anyway.
Not too off, she soon could see people bringing the body to an ambulance, then when Ichigo came back, he was struggling to get out of the frightened yet worried people's clutches, she could also see Rukia passing him, arms crossed and with a long sigh, together with Ishida and Sado.
"L—LET GO!—I SAID LET GO! I AIN'T DEAD!"
"No! you just passed out! You must have a seizure!!! You need to be brought to the hospi---"
"I AIN'T GOT NO SEIZURE OR WHATEVER!!! LET GO!!!"
"His heart rate is beating faster!!! We have to---"
"IT'S BEATING FAST BECAUSE I'M YELLING DAMMIT!"
"BAKA." (Idiot)
"AHO." (Idiot)
"TOTEMO." (Really or, 'truly is')
("Truly an idiot")
Those were the words of the day, coming straight to you from Ishida, Rukia and Sado's mouths.
They all sighed as they left Ichigo to his fellow 'saviors'.
"Ah. Ohayo—Sado-kun! Ishida-kuun!" Orihime waved to them with a wide smile on her face.
Sado gave her a nod as a greeting and Ishida with a smile.
"Ohayo, Inoue-san…" He said. "Have you heard about the school's field trip?"
"Yeah, it's---"
"What's a school field trip Inoue?" Rukia asked, suddenly cutting in.
She smiled at Orihime and added. "Ohayo Inoue,"
Orihime nodded, "A school's field trip is when all students in our batch off on a school trip, like a vacation!"
Ishida sighed. "It isn't exactly like a vacation though, we have to answer some questions as well."
"Then a study vacation!"
"There's no such thing," He grinned. He wanted to talk more to her, "I---"
"--Yo Inoue!-Tasuki! Sado! Rukia! I---*SMACK*!—OW DAMMIT!!! ISHIDA!?!" Ichigo felt his head bang again by a hard covered book, he gasped in pain as he held his head with his hands and turned to see it was Ishida, pushing his glasses up. "WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"Kurosaki, I hate to be interrupted, seriously, its morning!" He told him irritatedly.
And so, another useless battle of Nerdy Quincy vs. Orange Shinigami began to take place. Sheesh.
She smiled as she walked ahead of them all, "…High School life's going to be really fun now…" she told to herself, then she looked off ahead to see Ulquiorra pausing for a moment there, like he was waiting for her.
She could see a part of his head moving back, like he had sensed her coming, then, he took off slowly, then in a faster pace.
Orihime blinked, "…Ulquiorra-kun?"
In the end, they all ended up being late.
"You all should be ashamed of yourselves! For being late like this!" the teacher scolded them as they all stood by the door, but Ulquiorra could be seen grabbing Orihime's wrist and pulled her with him as they went to their seats. "HEY! SHIFFER-SAN! INOUE-SAN! DID I SAY TO GO BACK TO YOUR SEATS?!"
"A—ah, w-well!" Orihime gasped, scared half to death by the scold. Then she felt herself being pushed down by Ulquiorra's hand, his hand was on where his hole was located, safely and gently pushing her down to her seat.
"Ulquiorra-kun?" she looked up at him, but he didn't.
"Sensei, you do realize we are just 4 minutes late," He told her, hands in pockets and with a cold look.
Ichigo, Sado, Rukia, Tasuki and Ishida all blinked.
"Woah" was the word.
He even has the guts to talk to the teacher like that…….
The teacher instantly felt insulted, "O-of course I do! But late is still late a--"
"Have you no shame then?" Ulquiorra cut in, with a dead panned voice unforgotten.
The teacher snapped, "WHAT?!"
"For teacher to give no consideration to students who only have commit such a slight mistake to the time is shameful," He began to continue, eyes glaring, and the presence of the 4th espada was filling the whole room the everyone felt their heart stop.
"I for one, just came to this place in Japan, curious of their teachings, however I know have little interest on their teachings since you teachers just even let this small matter get into you like this." He said to her,
"T—that's—Anyhow! It is simply written in the---"
"Having to always depend on the student's hand book when you yourself isn't a student, isn't that irresponsible and yet childish?"
*Gasps from the students*
"C—Childish!? Is having my responsibility of l---"
"Leading'?"
"Yes! Leading this class to become better of high quality—And don't you think you too are being too irrational over just one tardiness?? Isn't that childish of you?!—Besides, you have to reason t-------------"
"SENSEI."
"!?!!" the teacher froze. Ulquiorra's voice had finally reached her and it hurt like heck, and it felt like his eyes were looking right through her.
She looked at him, his eyes were closed?
"HAVING TO BE LEAD BY THE LIKES OF YOU. ISN'T REALLY AT ALL HIGH QUALITY. FROM MY OPINION, THIS KIND OF TEACHING… IS"
Ichigo, Sado, Rukia, Orihime and together with Ishida were sweating, as they all prayed.
DON'T SAY IT…. DON'T SAY IT…… OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE ULQUIORRA, DON'T SAY IT!!—NOT TO THE TEACHER!!....EVEN THOUGH HOW ANNOYING HE IS….OH PLEASE DON'T SA--------!
"TRASH."
Yes, he had said his favorite word.
Trash.
To the teacher.
Is now.
Disrespecting.
Everyone shook, did he really said that?!
"H-H-H-HOW DARE YOU TELL YOUR TEACHER THAT THEY'RE TRASH!!!!"
Ulquiorra sighed. "You have misunderstood. Again. Sensei" he was now getting tired of this.
"TRASH. Is not what I was referring to you, but rather the quality, this school is not of high level yes?—It's striving to be—but not yet it is, so it isn't high level, yet, a lower one—And to see that teachers have less control over themselves is how I compare back home to as 'trash' a simply word to say……..For us, 'trash' is just saying that we are 'disappointed'----Is there any proof that I had specifically called you yourself trash?"
{Dead silence} = Students
{Dying silence} = teacher.
What's wrong with these humans???? Ulquiorra thought, knowing nothing about human courtesy or respect at times, well, he knows, but he forgets, or simple see there was no need to.
"I am only implying my opinions, but to simply put------I, and this woman here" He pointed to Orihime, which made her feel a bit awkward. "Has arrived to the school territory at exactly 7: 25, walked up to the school doors, through the locker room and hallways and climbed up the stairs to the floor ending at 7: 30, 5 minutes was the result of the long hallways and crowded places when it still wasn't time, then we took 4 more minutes to come here,"
He looked, no one was breathing, again.
"4 minutes was spent here on this very floor, and so, the fault of our late arrival was due to simple cause of school incidents such as crowded hallways and ridiculously long staircases….If you would want evidence of our arrival, contact the school guard gate, then as one of the students I had moved or had shoved to the wall to make room, I am sure at least one of them was still there……..And now, here we are, you being all flabbergasted together with the class, wasting another 5 minutes of your greeting and lecture time, now, seeing that you, as a teacher who has vowed to guide this class, wouldn't even consider a simple but honest and excusable mistake, nor even take track of your own time in your own life."
KOWAI. (SCARY)
Everyone thought with one mind,
{ULTIMATELY, DEAD SILENCE}
Lunchtime,
Or rather a funeral?
The teacher was.
*Poke* *Poke* "Neeh, Sensei, Sensei??" one of the students knelt down beside the now unconscious and seemingly dead teacher. "Dude man, she ain't moving….!"
{Ulquiorra, quietly reading a book, while Orihime and the rest had huge worried faces.}
Not for the teacher that they were worried, but, wondered if the location of the School's Field Trip might end up into a Wake.
A replacement teacher came in, which was one of their Home Ed teachers, she would be filling in while their adviser recovers.
She distributes the slips for the trip and begins to explain,
"Now then guys, we are all going to a National Museum, it may be boring, but it is actually quite interesting, we would also visit some Springs or Shrines somewhere not far from here…Oh, I used to remember when I was"
Everyone groaned as she went on with another of her 'Chronicles' in life,
As they did, Orihime looked closely to the slip, the place was there, even the time and things to bring, and the stupid rule of not being responsible of things lost or done.
She begins to sigh, there was an addition, the payment.
"I have no money again…" she muttered quietly, a bit embarrassed as she looked into her wallet, yes, it was empty, even a small butterfly thing came out to make it worst. "I have to get another job…."
She read it again, it the submission was moved, within this Friday.
"Today's Monday so….if I find a job now, I might be able to have enough for the Fee, and some extra for some snacks or souvenirs…" she smiled and nodded, determination flaring up.
Rukia was holding a grin at Orihime's weird determination.
"I—Inoue… it's just 1 000 yen…" She said, but chose not to for some reason.
After school, Orihime went off earlier and waited for Ulquiorra by the gate,
As she watched him come, she saw some girls behind Ulquiorra, pushing each one to go to him,
"Shi—Shi—Shiffer-kun..!" One of the girls who had lost the struggle spoke up, she was holding 3 letters, and she was all red.
Judging from how they behaved, it was obvious that it was a love letter,
Although it wasn't much of a surprise, Orihime felt herself sigh.
She looked away when she saw Ulquiorra pause,
"….Why am I getting so worked up about it?.." She muttered to herself silently, she knew she loved him, but was it true love? There are things called 'puppy love', just like what she had with Ichigo, will she also pass this guy and fall for another?
Soka!—This must be just puppy love! Yes! That MUST be it……From what I read in some women's magazine, that true love is never felt till realized, so that means I can't say for sure if I am in love with him! So it must be puppy love! (Orihime….Puppy love and falling in love, are the same…)
Just like when I had in Kurosaki-kun! And just suddenly fell in love with Ulquiorra-kun, but it may not be real love then!—Eh… but then, does that mean the same thing when I loved Kurosaki-kun?—Wait, so, does this mean I don't really love Ulquiorra-kun?—Then why am I feeling troubled when I saw the girls with him??—That's called Jealousy right?—So then I must love him, but maybe not… or maybe I do…?
Meanwhile, after the girls have given the letters, they instantly ran away.
Ulquiorra held the letters at hand and sighed, "What was their problem?"
He turned, to see, Orihime.
He looked at her with an expression saying 'Huh'?
………Woman……??...
Orihime was….well….thinking to herself………..
(Facial expressions changing every time she thinks or exclaims to herself in her head, complete with hand gestures.)
Then if this is true then I don't know what I really think about Ulquiorra-kun, then……then he… he's my crush!—Wait, but isn't that the same??—But, I also had a crush on Kurosaki-kun……so…uhhh,…uhhh………………………………..Geez, just what is love anyway??? Ulquiorra's right, it's such a complex emotion, and…wait, no, he didn't say that…!
Uhh, well, he might, since he has emotions now…but…uhhh.
………………..OW-OW!---MY—MY HEAD'S ACHING!
(Holding her head with her hands)
Then she shake her head and sighed, then another face came up like changing masks, it was a smile.
It's somehow creeping everyone who passed by out.
Then she chuckled to herself, "Ulquiorra-kun's right, I do think a lot!"
"Indeed."
Orihime felt cold rush, like icy cold water being pored over to her in a flash, and yet, hot blush covering her whole face from that deep and hot voice.
She turned to see Ulquiorra looking at her with a—what?—look.
"…I was behind you for the whole time, and you kept on making weird facial expressions." He said to her.
"A—ah, really?? Sorry…" Orihime smiled as she bowed for an apology and blushes from embarrassment.
He tilted his head. "What were you were thinking about?" he asked.
"N—nothing," Orihime panicked, waving her hands in the air like she was going to fly. "NOTHING AT ALL!"
Ulquiorra suppressed a sigh as he looked at her. "…I see…"
"..W—well.." Orihime blushed again, now she felt even more embarrassed, He must think I'm a total wacko now… she sighed as she turned away. "Well then Ulquiorra-kun!—Grimmjow-san must be destroying the whole apartment, so let's hurry"
From that thought, Ulquiorra woke up. "…We should." He agreed as he walked with her in a more faster pace, as he walked out of the gate, he looked over his shoulder.
He felt someone looking at him, and he was correct.
Tasuki, that woman—no, girl—from before, she was looking at him, then she gestured him to come to her.
He sighed as he caught Orihime's wrist without looking,
"Hmm?—What's wrong Ulquiorra-kun?" Orihime asked, looking back at him, then she noticed where he was looking at and saw Tasuki. "AH! TASUKI-CHAN!"
Tasuki's eyes softened and waved, "ORIHIME! SORRY BUT I HAVE TO BORROW YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR A WHILE!" she yelled out for her to hear,
"OK!" She smiled, then she looked at Ulquiorra.
Then, recalling Tasuki's words, she blushed. "HE ISN'T MY BOYFRIEND!"
Tasuki could be heard laughing.
"I'll see you home then,"
He looked back, hesitated—HUH?—HESITATED!?.
"…No, you should wait here,"
"Why??"
Because it's dangerous to go out alone when the sun's setting.
Did he really want to say that??!—Yes, he did, he has feelings now, and he was trying to get used to them.
I just have to tell her the reason, that's all.
He opened his mouth.
"Because I tell you to, and this is an order. Woman."
He wanted to hit himself now, another betrayal of his body..!
Experiencing first hand Orihime's wrath, he doesn't want that damn slap or…..pole. to ever hit him again
"Okay then! I'll wait for you here, don't worry, I won't go off somewhere without you anyway…" Orihime smiled as she shook his hand free from her wrist and leaned again the wall. "I'll wait here!"
Relieved, was it?—Of what he felt, "…Thank you…" is what he said next.
Which wasn't like him, but Orihime just smiled. He's changing for the better.
He turned and walked to Tasuki's direction.
"What is your business with me, girl?" he asked to her, hands in pockets as he approached her.
"Hah, now I know where I saw that face," She smiled at him, but he stood his ground.
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't hide it, or else you would end up like Ichigo, or being like him at some way."
Even with the 'almost' friendship or 'trust' Ichigo had given him, he still didn't like it.
"I see." There was disgust though.
"You were with that big guy," She recalled to him, "When something huge hit the place, I heard you talk, and saw both of you—Hey, the pale white skin and eyes and even the cold look, was easy enough for me to spot you, even how you talk."
"…..So you've known, then, what is now your intention?...tell?"
"Of course not!—Orihime will never forgive me," she looked away, scared of that feeling. "…I don't know what happened when I passed out, or even after that, when Orihime was gone, I didn't know what to think…"
She pointed to her head, "They all thought they erased my memories, but I can remember it as if nothing happened. I just acted like I didn't….It must be because of the 'potential' I had, which is similar to Sado-san's and Orihime…I knew Uryuu was different, as well as Ichigo, they used to be the independent, but now, they all did…"
Ulquiorra was impressed by her wisdom, she's just a human with little knowledge of Arrancars and the Soul Society, yet she was so close to grasp it all.
"….Shiffer, do you think I maybe be able to have some sort of power, like them?"
He shrugged his shoulders, he felt her reiatsu, it was too small, but it was flaring, "…Maybe so, maybe not…"
She chuckled, "You never give a clear answer don't you?" then she smiled, "About this morning…… I'm sorry about what I did,"
He looked at her.
She gave her head a small and slight knock with her fist, "I have a really short temper, especially when someone hits Orihime, 'cause when we were younger, she was always bullied, and so, I swore I would beat them to a pulp, every last one of them….But, I guess I almost did that to someone who would the same for her,"
He looked away now, seeing Orihime still waiting, and the sky was setting.
"But of course, you can perhaps kill me anytime you wish or when you're just bored, I wouldn't even last for a second."
He blinked, as he looked back, she knew that his reiatsu was still being suppressed but it was higher.
"With this weird feeling, I bet you were one of the strongest in the place you came from, you must be at least the top 4, right?"
Now he was surprised, but didn't show it.
He began to walk towards her, and his presence was over whelming, but Tasuki held her stand.
"You are awfully like that woman, and that other one as well, girl" He said to her in a cold voice.
She felt herself shook for awhile, there were two people he was comparing her with.
"True, I can kill you. But, I am not in my true form now." He said to her. "Even High human attacks might even kill me now, why is that you can't do that?"
She wanted to laugh at him.
And he felt insulted, before he did come out, she began to say.
"Ain't it obvious??" she laughed at him.
"What is?" He asked impatiently and irritatedly.
She turned around as she sighed from the last giggle and said something that was so familiar, not to Himeno, but.
"Because you haven't hurt anyone one of my friends yet."
Kurosaki Ichigo…? He shoved it off his head, this girl was strange indeed.
"But that doesn't mean I'm afraid of you, cause I'm not."
"….Are you.." he began to hear himself ask she turned around. "…Do you know, someone named 'Himeno?'"
"Himeno'?" Tasuki asked him as well. She thought for awhile, searching her memory. She nodded. "Yeah…She's my mom"
Ulquiorra's eyes widened. ……What?
"You're mother?"
"Yeah, why?" Tasuki looked at him, but then she grinned. "…There are a lot of people that have the name 'Himeno'—Shiffer, do you know this person's last name?"
"…" He closed his eyes. "no."
"I see then, well, maybe or maybe not it's her, but if you want, do you w---"
He sighed, then opened his eyes. "No" he shot it. "There is no need, I thank you……Good bye," he turned to make his leave. But he stopped, he wanted to kill himself again.
"….Is she still alive?.." he asked.
"No, sorry," She said in a low tone, she looked down. "She died when I was 9…"
……Died, I see. He knew perfectly well that there was no way in ensuring that Tasuki's mother may even be the voice in his head.
"….I'm sorry for the lost," he said. He turned his head to look at her,
"If this Himeno was your mother…..then she has a caring voice," He told her, then walked away.
Tasuki smiled. "…You bet she does."
Orihime sighed as she looked away, seeing them finishing, she looked up to the sky with a smile,
……Ulquiorra-kun, I know you are worried about me—and I thank you for that……But, you should try to make more friends as you can, like with Tasuki… She clenched her hand and placed it to her chest. ……It's now my duty to replace that hole with a heart…and as soon as possible, before another war may come….
She was right, the war with Aizen maybe over, but perhaps, that may be just the beginning, like when they fought off the Bountou, and they all thought that would be the last, but in the end.
The war is never over.
She wanted to become closer to him, even a little, just enough to cover a part—no—all of the hole's space,
His mask was removed, meaning a part of him is already opening up……. This maybe the thing, that I can do… then she had a sad look on her, as she felt herself sigh again, ……Since I can't even fight on their level... even with that new shield that resembled Urahara-san's Benihime shield c---Wait…
Her mind has popped up the time when Urahara fired a cero like attack to Yammy, cutting his arm off.
It was like a slash, a slice, and that guy named 'Hachi', he also had the same powers as her, and from both men, they could fight and were unbelievably strong,…. Can Tsubaki become like that? Could she fight like that?
I have to go and ask Urahara-san! Eagerly, she ran off, but soon was stopped by a single Sonido of Ulquiorra blocking her way.
"Where are you going, woman?" He asked, coldly again.
Orihime snapped out of it, "A—Ah!, sorry, I wasn't thinking, well" her eyes trailed off to the school, Tasuki wasn't there. "Where'd Tasuki-chan go?"
"I believe she went off to her practice," he said as they began to walk off together.
"I see, so, you guys fought??"
"No. She apologize,"
"Ah, I see, that's good." Orihime sighed, then something else was bothering her. The letters. "…Uhh, so, did you read 'em yet?"
"Read what'?" he asked.
"You know, the letters."
"I did."
"Eh?!—Ah—I mean—Really? When?"
"While I waited for you to stop doing those weird facial expressions."
"O-o-oh, well…What did it…?"
He looked at her, that it made her freeze and stop her tongue.
Knowing this, he looked away and closed his eyes as he sighed.
"Apparently, a letter of admiration of some weird and fluffy lettering---But it cause no interest in my of those students' feelings."
"Ohh," Orihime felt herself sigh, then she blushed, she was hoping he didn't see that.
But when her eyes moved, he was looking at her.
EH!?!?!---HE SAW IT!! HE SAW IT!!!
She panicked.
"….You're such a weird woman," he finally said.
Orihime slowly calmed down, another likely word to hear from him.
She smiled as she looked to where she was walking, ahead.
…Anyhow, I can't tell him…That I must go to Urahara-san's job for answers…but perhaps.. I might even go on a job there as well, for him not to suspect……But she was worried, will her—seemingly—genius idea work?.
Of course not. Ulquiorra-kun's intellect is so high—He can even be a detective……And also, luck has somehow turned at me at times as well…….
When they both came to the apartment building, just outside the door, they can hear some noises.
"AHAHAHA! YOU'RE STILL YEARS BEHIND THE YELLOW LIGHTING, NO?—AHAAH! " a female voice could be heard, and a few crashes and clashes.
"YOU DAMN HOT *****!!!! GET BACK HERE DAMMIT!!!" the next was Grimmjow's exhausted and raspy voice, pissed off again.
"I'LL SHOW YOU THAT SONIDO IS FASTER THAN SHUMPO DAMMIT!!!"
Ulquiorra and Orihime sighed as she opened the door,
But once she opened the door slightly, a teal blue light began to appear, seeping out.
Ulquiorra's eyes widened as she grabbed Orihime to him and slapped cero with the back of his hand when it came and obliterated the door.
{Epic silence}
Ulquiorra was there, holding Orihime tightly to his chest, then she can't even breath.
was because she was blushing and her temperature was rising because of blushing.
he was holding her tightly to him
he was pissed that he didn't even notice.
…her face….was on his chest.
Grimmjow was there, frozen with dread in his face, he was standing there, with the stance of him firing the cero from before, while Yoruichi was near the door, looking back with a surprise look on her face.
But then she smiled and waved. "Oh! Inoue, Ulquiorra, welcome back--"
"GRIMMJOW." He didn't mind her, he was now full attention to him. There was a 'bang' or whatever sound it made when his gigai suddenly fell down on the floor, eyes closed, and him, now in his Espada form, but not changing his position. (Orihime still suffocating).
"********!!!!—NO! WAIT! IT AIN'T MY FAULT!!!!!! HEY!!" Grimmjow began to dodge every time Ulquiorra shot a cero at him like a shot gun. "NOW WAIT JUST A MI--*CERO*--WOAH!!!?—WAIT A--*CERO*--AH!!"
"ULQUIORRA-KUN!" Orihime gasped out for air as she broke free, finally.
But when she looked up, she knew this wasn't the time for her to get angry at him.
She felt Yoruichi behind her and grabbed hold of her.
"Yoruichi-san? What were you and Grimmjow-san fighting on?"
"Oh, it's a contest on who's faster, Shumpo vs. Espada."
"Oh I see,"
"Inoue, can you put up a force shield?"
"Yeah, but why?"
"Mite yo."she pointed at them. (Mite= Look, Yo= it's just what she always says after each sentences, it's Yoruichi's accent.)
"Oh."
Grimmjow looked like he was dancing. As he dodged.
"NOW WAIT! I SAID--*CERO*--*****!!!!?!—I DIDN'T MEAN TO--*CERO*---HEY DAMMIT!! LISTEN TO ME!!! I WAS GOING TO HIT THAT *******!----*CERO* *CERO* *CERO*---WHAT THE HECK?!! (Grimmjow, there are 2 females here, Yoruichi and Orihime…and since, you almost, basically aiming for Orihime…SO …………………Ulquiorra thought that….)—NO!!! NOT THAT *****!!---*CERO* CERO* *CERO* *CERO* *CERO*------F****?!—OH—N-NO WAIT!! I MEAN WOMAN!!---NO WAIT!! I WASN'T AIMING FOR YOUR WO--*CERO*CERO*CERO*CERO*CERO*----THE HECK?!?!—WHAT HECK'S THAT WOMAN'S NAME ANYWAY?!! HEY ******!!!!--*CERO*CERO*CERO*CERO*CERO*CERO*---UAAHHA!?!?!?
(Grimmjow, you also don't remember Orihime's name too…even if you were talking to Yoruichi…….sigh)-------I MEAN THAT BLACK WOMAN'S NAME DAMMIT!!!!!!!!--*CERO*---WHAT THE HECK DID YOU THAT FOR THIS TIME?!"
"Nothing. I like doing it. If I'm fortunate. I might even kill you without using my release."
"YOU 1#*&#^%$&*!~!*#(!!!!!!!--OH NO!!! WAIT!!! I MEAN!!!---*ULQUIORRA'S REIATSU RAISING*--I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY!!!---*ULQUIORRA RELEASING HIS RELEASE/RESSURECTION*----OH I GIVE UP!!!"
{SCENE TOO VIOLENT, PLEASE STAND BY…}
{PICTURE OF NELIEL, PYSHCE AND DONDACHAKKA HOLDING UP A SIGN SAYING "PWEASE WAIT"….}
"Oh I seem, so you've come to drop the new replacement vase huh?" Orihime smiled as she clasped her hands.
Yoruichi grinned. As she handed to her, "Well then, I should be of now, no?" she turned to exit and head for the door. Then she paused,
"Inoue, if you have time, Urahara would like to speak with you."
Orihime's eyes widened.
"He saw you, when you did 'that' shield, you were planning on going to him right?"
"Yes but."
"Don't worry:" Yoruichi turned to her and patted her head with a smile, Orihime now feels like Soifon a bit. "He's not saying you immediately come, so take your time…"
"But," Orihime looked at her, but then she had to smile, she'll just make the scene worst. "…Alright."
Yoruichi knew she was hiding the fact, but had left anyway.
"……….Alright……" Orihime sadly repeated, she returned to where her shun-shun rikka were healing Grimmjow, again.
He was almost complete, not only him, but Ulquiorra as well.
It seemed Grimmjow was to proud that he had to fight back,
"Is your wound alright?" she asked him, as she sat down beside him on the sofa, he wasn't in the bat form, he was the form before that, and to tell you the truth, he looks a bit funny because he looked like wearing a dress.
"It's nothing to be worried about." He told her, his wound was at the side of his head, during the awkward and flaring fight, which made the garden beside the apartment now a huge crater.
Grimmjow wasn't able to release his sword, during the struggle, he wasn't able to put the negación in his hole like the last time.
While within the force shield of the golden glowing light, he could feel warmth.
He recalled all this and sighed. "Human emotions are so troubling."
Then he felt a touch on his head, a soft and gentle one.
He moved his eyes to see. "…What are you doing woman?"
"Just checking." Orihime grinned at him as she brushed the hair, looking for any marks, she sighed from relief when she found that it had already healed, then she slow become aware of the touch of his hair, it was soft, silky and smooth, or was that the same thing?
It was on the side where the mask used to be, and it was surprisingly silky, like the other parts of his hair.
"I'm surprised, the part of your head where the mask used to be, is very silky,"
Ulquiorra let his gaze down to the floor, "It's normal for it to be like that."
"I see then," Orihime nodded as begin to ruffle his hair.
Ulquiorra snapped. "Stop—that." His cold voice snapping, he actually enjoyed the playful feelings.
But then it stopped, "Sorry," Orihime smiled at him. Hearing his words very clearly, then she could slowly see his form changing to the old and usual Ulquiorra. And smiled once more, "Well, everything's going well. I'll go and make some food then!"
He saw he stood up, and something had made him do something.,
He grabbed her wrist, and pulled her down to the coach.
It was like the time when they had their 'first' kiss,
Uhhhh, what happened??
Urahara: Oya! She's finally awake!—Author-san, eh, Author-san!—Blackeclipse Author-san!
Urahara, call me Blackeclipse. Anyway, wh—OMG!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!?
(Ulquiorra all exhausted and was now totally pissed, sword still at hand and reiatsu flaring, but panting and standing there, glaring at Grimmjow, who was panting and too standing there,….Oh, and the room all shredded, the walls, T.V. and yes, even the 50, 000 worth of sketch pads.)
NOOOO!!! MY SKETCH PADS!!—ALL OF THEM—EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!! SHREDDED!!! AND THEY ALL COSTED…..NOOOOOO!!!!
Urahara: Grimmy and Ulqui here has fought, because you threw a bottle of liquor to Ulquiorra and he got drunk and began to go berserk and went for Grimmy, Grimmy had no choice but to fight as par and too got drunk, they went on a killing spree.
Grimmy: *PANT* *HICUP*!—BRING--*PANT*HICUP*!—BRING IT---*PANT*HICUP*!—BRING IT ON!!!
Ulqui: *PANT*HICUP*!—TRASH--*PANT*HICUP*!!
W-w-w-w-w-w-wait!!! You guys!! DON'T TELL ME!---
Urahara: Oya! There's another battle! (Amused, with fan showing)
Blackeclipse: *Sniff* Urahara-san, don't encourage them, nor sound excited!!.
{ANOTHER EPIC AND NONSENSE BATTLE}
Ugh, then, what about the chapter?
Urahara: It's already done.
EH?!!!? SO THIS IS ALREADY!
*Urahara nods*
*Sighs*, well, sorry guys. {Turning to the audience} I guess I was too depressed and drunk, and also too damn pissed from yesterday.
Well! anyway, I hope this doesn't happen {*HICUP*}----What was that??
(Turns to Ulquiorra and Grimmjow, now being healed by Orihime, not drunk anymore. They both shook their heads)
Ikaku: WOOH!!! MAN THIS SAKE'S GOOD!!!
Everyone: SINCE WHEN DID YOU COME IN!?!?!?!?!
(Blackeclipse, going nearer to the screen as another tragety begins)
Everyone, please don't be like me, nothing ever comes out good in drinking, so please suck it up when you're pissed or sad or else this would happen you, *sob*,
Matsumoto: OH? A PARTY?! YAY~~! ANYONE WANT TO TRY SOME SAKE BON-BONS??
Drunk shinigami/characters/people: WE DO!!!
Toushiro coming in, : MATSUMOTO!!!
Matsumoto: AREH? AH! HITSUYUGA-TAICHOU!!!
Kira and Hisagi coming in.
Kira : EVERYONE?! WHAT'S GOIN---!?( Ikaku forcing a bottle into his mouth, and Kira now giving up, is drinking sake)—A—AREH~--WHA--*HICUP**HICUP*—WHA!?—PWA?!!—EH~~~!?
Hisagi: KIRA?!
Matsumoto: Aaaah~~!--*HICUP*HICUP*!!-- Shuuhei!
Hisagi, blushing: RAN—RANGIKU-SAN?! WHA--!? (Bottle, in mouth, full, of, sake) AHAAHAH!!!---*HICUP*HICUP*--- I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Grimmjow, snapped: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!! I'M KING OF THE WORD!!
Ulquiorra: Grimmjow.
Grimmy: !!—AH—SORRY.
Ichigo, Kenpachi and Yachiru coming in.
Y: EH~~!? A PARTY! A PARTY~!
K: HEH! AND THEY'RE CELEBRATING IT WITHOUT ME?!
Ichigo going to Blackeclipse,
Ichi: Oy, you okay??
Blackeclipse: Ichigo~~----My fan fic is alive again!!!!
Ichi:…..are you drunk too??
Rukia and Byakuya.
R: Ummm, Ichigo, what's going on—Eh?! Blackeclipse-sama?!
Rukia~~~!!!
B: What's going on??
*sniff* Byakuya!!~~!!
Neilel coming in.
N: WAAH! I WANT! I WANT TO DRUNK PWEASE TOO!!
Ichi: NEL!?—WAIT!! NO!!—NEL!!! DON'T!!!
(Nel drinking)
*POOF!!*
(Nel's back)
A wise look on her face, and it was almost silent, then she turned, and ran to Ichigo.
N: ICHI!! ICHIGO!! AAHAHA!!!
(Hug, breaking his bones)
Ichi: GAAAH!!!!!!
Aizen, Tousen and Gin come in. (WHAT THE!?!)
Gin: Watchin' all doin' everyone'?
Aizen: Ahah, how interesting, Gin, let's drink ourselves….Wait, no
(Gin stopped reaching for a bottle)
Tousen: What is it, Aizen-sama?
Gin looked. : Oh, then whatcha ya' wanna do now eh? *smiles*
Aizen, evil smile: Let's watch…..
{HOURS LATER}
Mayuri and Nemu comes in.
Mayuri: Oh! Nemu, well down! It was a success!
{EVERYONE WHO WERE LAUGHING AND PARTYING WILDLY FROZE.}
Blackeclipse, Ichigo, Rukia, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow and Orihime: What is??
Mayuri pointed at all the sake bottles they held: You don't know?—All of those sake's are my new experiment! My brand new brand of Doku Sake!! (Poisonus Sake)
He turned his head to Nemu: Isn't that right Nemu?
Nemu: Yes.
Everyone looked at the bottles, and each one had a small picture of Mayuri winking and a thumbs up.
All bottles fell on the floor, and everyone went blueish pale.
EVERYONE:-----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gin smiled, Tousen sighed.
Aizen had his hand on his chin and grinned : I knew it, it would be interesting just to watch from here.
Ichigo compared Aizen with Mayuri, and shook it off
Ichi :Great, I'm now going to have nightmares!!!
Anyway, everyone, I'm sorry if this chapter is all messy and boring, I was actually bored when I wrote this, but I like the sake part though.
Please don't abandon me, *joke*, anyway! Please leave a review!!
Urahara showing sign—but dropped it so because a cero suddenly fired,
Urahara: HEY!
Ulquiorra, picking up the sign : Sign threat is my duty. Shinigami.
{Sign says: "You are all taking a toll on my patience, please review or I have to blow your heads off again---It's a waste of ceros,--Don't expect a gentle warning like this next time"---Ulquiorra….}