Mario's POV
To be a great hero like me, you got to stay in shape. And if all you do all day is sit on the couch playing some X-Box 360 game for no good reason, well, then... I don't know what to say. There's a reason I opted myself and Luigi out of Super Smash Bros. for a good reason.
King K. Rool's POV
Ahhhh! I just love the morning! It's the perfect time for me to get in shape, even though my perfect body doesn't need it. Yet. Heh heh heh.
The Kremlings' POV
We Kritters are always in the mood for any sport, especially baseball. That's why we are going to Toad Town to pick up some gloves and a baseball bat. Oooooh yeah.
Luigi's POV
I can't believe someone acknowledges me other than the Kremlings! I feel so... alive! And I got invited to shop with the Kritters! YES, OH THANK YOU, MIYAMATO-SAN!!!
Mario was doing some jumping jacks in his room. He looked at the time counter next to him. It read seventeen seconds. Mario groaned as he tried to go faster, but what he didn't expect was King K. Rool to exercise right next to him.
"What the!? King K. Rool!? In my room exercising next to me!?" Mario exclaimed as he watched King K. Rool doing push ups, using only his right arm to push his large body up and down.
"Don't worry, Mario!" King K. Rool shouted back as he then started doing crunches, with his arms folded together, "I always try and build up my muscles whenever I go up against Donkey Kong and his family of buffoons."
Mario's right eye twitched as he watched King K. Rool spinning around, being smacked right to the ground by K. Rool's massive tail. Mario moaned as he rubbed the back of his head, only to get whacked again in the back of the head by K. Rool's tail. Mario lied down on the ground for several seconds. He waited until K. Rool stopped swinging his body. Sighing as K. Rool finally stopped, Mario stood up, only to be whacked in the back by a green tennis racket, which K. Rool wielded.
"Hehe! This is some exercise!" King K. Rool exclaimed with glee as he mightily swung his tennis racket, unaware that he knocked Mario out unconscious.
Mario's POV
Grrr... King K. Rool... I oughta pulverize you with a seven ton hammer. Now if only I found my secret stash of Stars...
King K. Rool's POV
I accidentally knocked Mario out without even knowing. Jeeze, I'm such a klutz.
The Kremlings' POV
We decided to go out shopping in Toad Town with Luigi. We found a neat steel baseball bat. Of course, Kyle and Kortex started fighting over it...
Luigi's POV
Ahh... it was finally nice to go out with some of the Kritters for once. I guess it's a good thing King K. Rool brought his entire gang to live with us. Certainly helps me feel better.