Chapter 10

Fiona leaned back in her chair, shooting a semi-evil smile at James and Lily, who shot one right back. The three of them knew it was only a matter of time before Remus came running downstairs, either crying or grinning stupidly. Hopefully the latter. Almost all of them had someone...

Franki, the handsome best friend of Fiona and a temporary Marauder, hanging out with James, Sirius, and Remus when Peter wasn't around, had Severus Snape, the snarky bastard who everyone hated...

James had Lily. She'd finally agreed to date him earlier that day after realizing how far he'd go to help his friends. She'd heard it from Fiona, who had told her to make James happy...

The only four who didn't were...Fiona, Peter, Sirius, and Remus. And since Remus was gay and Sirius only dated sluts, that left..

Sirius: Destined to be alone forever.

Remus: Sirius; Peter

Fiona: Sirius; Peter

Peter: Fiona

And of course, Fiona and Peter had decided to hook up for no reason, but refused all claims that they were dating.

That only left Sirius and Remus. And since Remus already had had a crush on Sirius, they (Fiona, James, & Lily) thought they might as well hook them up.