I'll put the disclaimer at the end of the chapter because I thought of a really weak joke.
Joseph Joestar POV
And so he sat with Team RWBY.
Weiss seemed cool with him since he saved her by breaking her fall by spawning a tree...
Blake seemed to find Joseph's ability to turn things in to living beings and repair shit incredibly interesting.
Yang got the hots for him.
And Ruby can't stop asking how he turned his hat into an apple tree.
"I'm not even sure myself." was his reply.
Something weird is going on, but none of them are rude enough to push him about the subject when he looked so dejected after saying that.
"Aww come on, you party pooper! Tell us your secret!"
"Nora! Stop! It's his choice!" yelled the redhead warrior girl. He heard them from another table.
'Geez, what an eavesdropping pansy.' the brunnette thought.
30 minutes later after eating dinner...
Joseph zoned out a bit while everyone went on with their business chatting about.
Until he heard Weiss groan which snapped him out of it.
"I'm out!"
"Weiss, wait!" Ruby followed the heiress.
Yang was about to stand up but Joseph stopped her.
"Don't worry love, I got this." he blinked as he realized that he was speaking with a British accent again. The blonde girl blinked as well as red slowly crept on her face.
"L-Love?!"
"I-It's a British expression thing!" he said before he bolts out of there.
-after reaching the scene-
Hiding from behind a corner. He usually thought eavesdropping is for pansies, but if it's for the greater good then it's an exception. Besides, he would never thought of himself as a pansy.
"You're too immature to be the team leader! You didn't earn it, while I do. I deserve better."
"B-But-"
"Ozpin made a mistake." Weiss huffed as she walked off.
'It's time for me to steal the show.'
He went out of his hiding place and patted Ruby at the back
"Don't listen to her, you orchestrated that bird takedown quite well. And that was fucking awesome! She's just in denial."
"JoJo? You were... Listening?"
"Yeah, I'm a nosy bastard. But I swear I'll do something about this."
"L-Like what? Please don't make it worse..."
"Hah, why would I? I'll just talk some sense on her. Trust me, I'm very good with words."
Unfortunately for Joseph, his Jotaro persona suddenly surfaced at the moment he reached the railings where Weiss was standing, staring at the moonlight.
"Oi, princess."
"It's heiress. What are you doing here?"
Joseph leaned on the railing and stared at the moon.
"Why are you so hard on Ruby?"
"You filthy eavesdropper! HOWDARE-"
"SHUT UP! SCREAMING GIRLS PISS ME OFF!"
Joseph sighed "Good grief, just answer the question."
After giving it a thought, she spoke up.
"Tch. Well I actually worked hard for my skills and she is just a child given a huge responsibility. What about me? I studied, trained and worked for it. I earned it more than she does." Weiss ranted, quite surprised she vented.
"You remind me of my bestfriend."
"Excuse me?"
Joseph lit a cigarette that made Weiss cringe.
"He was an asshole. A stuck up, punk bitch who thinks he is better than me. We both hate each other, unlike your situation where Ruby wants to be your friend."
"... And?"
"We were forced to work together to stop a bunch of loin cloth wearing male stri-" Joseph stopped himself and rephrased it "We were forced to stop a great threat, I saw his true colors, that he was a brave and honorable man. And he saw my cunning and overall amazing personality." he said monotonously after blowing from his stick. Weiss blinked and was left quite curious from the story.
"W-Well, if you are such good friends then why aren't you with him?"
"He is a ghost now, he died a few weeks ago."
"Oh my- i'm so sorry to hear that Joseph."
"It's fine. He is in a better place now." he turned to face her
"I know you aren't a stuck up brat, woman. Give her a chance, I know you're better than that. She already proved herself when she took initiative to behead that giant fucking bird. If that's not enough, give her some time. Soon you'll see what I mean. Do You Understand?" he said huskily.
"... Fine. I'll give it a shot."
Joseph turned around and started to walk away.
"What's his name?"
"Hm?"
"Your friend?"
"What are you gonna do with the answer?"
"Y-You're right, i shouldn't have ask-"
"Caesar Antonio Zepelli. I bet he would have hit on you if he was here."
"Wh- you told me anyway!" The heiress pouted.
Joseph smiled and walked away, leaving her to her thoughts.
Disclaimer: I. Don't. Own. Any. Of. These. Two. Amazing franchise.
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UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDU!?