X's on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands.
And your setlist,
You stole off the stage,
Had red and purple lipstick all over the page.
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Cue lights.
Cue Camera.
Action!
The frown Meredith Viera had been wearing because Cartman called her a fake bitch with dried up ovaries immediately snapped into a smile when the camera started rolling. The studio audience stood up and clapped as she sat down, pretending that she hadn't been sitting the whole time.
"Hello, and welcome to 'How Much Do You Know?' Celebrity Edition!" she said directly into the camera in front of her, the same fake smile of her face. She opened her mouth again and gestured to the Moop boys as she called out first part of the competitors names.
"I'm sure you all know them well!" cheers and applause "But for all of you who've been living under a rock the past few years, I'll introduce them."
laughter
Camera pan to Kyle. "Kyle Broflovski!" applause
Stan. "Stan Marsh!"
Kenny and Cartman. "Kenny McCormick and of course, Eric Cartman!"
The three boys whose names were called first grinned shyly and waved, but Cartman was smiling his most pleasant smile and sitting up straight for once.
God damn fatass, he's faker than Meredith Viera when there are cameras around, Kyle thought bitterly as Cartman conversed pleasantly with Ms. Viera as if he hadn't insulted her two minutes earlier.
"Before I read the rules of the game, let's introduce our opposing team."
Four boys around Moop's age walked from backstage to behind the table opposite Moop. Meredith Viera was in a chair in the middle of them both, with the audience circling them all.
"Joe Trohman, Andy Hurley, Patrick Stump, and of course, Pete Wentz!"
A ridiculous amount of applause and cheers.
Cartman frowned and hissed to Stan, "What the fuck, we only got a crappy little golf clap." Stan, still smiling, hissed back, "No we didn't, fatass. Shut up."
Meredith Viera spinned around in her chair so she was facing the leftermost audience and said, "Well guys, let me read the rules for the many who haven't watched before."
"We have our first team and their Outsider and the Insider. They are the people who have to answer ten questions each about each other before their team can advance to Round 2. After that, the team, or in this case band, will be paired off and will be asked questions about each other. The person with the most points in the end of the game wins the cash prinze, one-hundred dollars!"
applause
She smiled at both teams and said, "Well, let's let Moop introduce their Outsider and pick their Insider. Stan spoke up, "I'm the Insider and the Outsider is my girlfriend, Wendy."
Wendy Testaburger walked on the set and sat down in the empty chair next to Stan. She smiled at him and grabbed his hand in hers.
"How about you, Fall Out Boy?"
Pete Wentz said, "I'm the Insider and the Outsider is my wife, Ashlee.
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The rest of the evening went something like this;
"Stan who is Kyle's most trusted person?"
Stan
dingdingding
"Stan, when is Wendy's birthday?"
Um...
buzz
"Stan, what is Kyle's favourite movie?"
Slumdog Millionaire
dingdingding
"Stan, what is Wendy's favourite drink?:
Um...
Until it was Cartman and Kenny's turn, who eventually won the game through cheating. Not that anyone could prove they cheated.
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The day ended with Stan and Wendy macking furiously in the limousine and the rest of Moop looking on uncomfortably. Well, Kyle and Cartman anyway. Kenny looked delighted.
Wendy, not relinquishing her lip lock with Stan, climbed unto Stan's lap. Just as Kyle started cleaning his glasses nervously, Cartman buried his head in his hands and Kenny fished around for a camera, Wendy broke away from the kiss. She leaned down next to his ear and whispered, "We're about to get a whole lot closer, Stan."
Stan grinned until she started turned her back to him and fished around in her handbag for her glasses. Putting them on her face, she said, "My name is Wendy Maria Testaburger and I was born on October the 13th, the same year as you. My favourite color is purple, and my favourite food grapes. I am a women's rights activist and I am involved in many different causes, for example..."
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A/N: Sorry all you diehard Moop fans, but writing out all the chapters I missed will kill me. x___x
So, one a day updates will resume. Maybe on of these days, I'll make it up to you. But for now, that's way too much stress.
I love you reviewers and readers, but honestly, 30+ chapters will be the death of me.
Also the ending of this was originally two pages long, full of Cartman and Kenny's questions, but then it got lost in cyberspace. Meaning I write everything out on an online word processor, and my internet went down.
Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3