Okay, guys, I know I told you guys what stories I'm planning to update in Princess and the Pauper and the Witch, but I just got this idea, please don't hat me for this.

I call this oneshot: COUPLES THAT WOULD NEVER EVER HAPPEN!

Maybeck + Amanda

"Tonight has been so boring," Amanda groaned. Maybeck and Amanda were on duty tonight.

"We have a couple more hours. We can make it," Maybeck said.

"I'm so tireddddd! I was on duty last night, and the night before and the night before and-"

"I GET IT! YOU HAVE A LOT OF DUTY!" Maybeck interrupted.

There was a silence, and we stared at each other for a second. At the same time, they burst out laughing.

"A lot of duty?!" Amanda choked between laughs. "You really need to work on your wording!"

Soon, their laughter died down. Maybeck sighed, before looking back at Amanda. She bit her lip, holding back a giggle. He just realized how cute she looked when she did that.

"You and Finn aren't dating, are you?" Maybeck asked her. Amanda looked surprised.

"WHAT? No!"

"Good," he said simply, wrapping his arm around her waist and smacking his lips against hers. Amanda gasped, before melting into the kiss. She wrapped his arms around his neck and he rubbed her back.

They pulled away, gasping for breath. Amanda smiled.

"You're not a bad kisser, Donnie," she muttered, running her pointer finger across his lips.

"So I made the cut?" he smirked. Amanda pursed her lips.

"Hmmm, I dunno...I might have to get another sample."

"Why have a sample when you can have the whole thing?" Maybeck chuckled, pulling her back in for another kiss.

Okay, that was painful. C'mon, Abs, take deep breaths. You can do this.

Okay. Relax. Finn+Willa

"Thanks for helping me with homework, Wills," Finn said, standing on Willa's porch.

She twirled her hair shyly, smiling. "No problem, Finn. It was my pleasure."

Finn's heart leaped. He loved the way she smiled. "You didn't mind?"

"Oh, no!" she interjected. "I didn't mind at all." Okay, that sounded obvious. Stupid Willa! Stupid! She mentally punched herself.

Finn laughed. "I really like spending time with you, Wills."

Okay, hold on. I need a break. I can't do this! I CAN'T DO THIS!

"Y-You do?" WILLA! STOP STUTTERING!

Finn chuckled. She's so cute when she stutters. You can get through this Abby! Just keep swimmin', just keep swimmin'!

"Wills, can I tell you something?" his voice turned serious. He called her WILLS!

She nodded. "Anything, Finn."

"I-I-I...like you, Willa."

"I like you too! We are such good friends!" Aw, really, Willa? He probably feels bad now!

"No, I mean, I like you. You are sweet, kind, smart, and everything a perfect girl needs. Willa, will you go out with me?"

Willa smiled. "Of course, Finn."

You guys don't know how hard this is for me to write. Okay, Philby and Jess now. Charlene's the loner in this one. Please don't kill me, guys, you don't know how much writing this is killing me right now. This is a slow and painful death.

"How long does this need to be a secret, Philby?" Jess asked as they walked home from the restaurant.

"We can't tell! Willa would be crushed!"

"She can go with Finn, Philby! Our relationship should be known! It's so annoying to keep it a secret!"

"Jess, sweetie, you know we can't tell them," Philby whispered, kissing her on the cheek. Jess took his hand in hers.

"I just love you, Philby, and I want the world to know that."

"I love you too, Jess!"

Jess stopped walking and turned to him, her eyes tearing up. "Do you, Philby? If you really did love me, you wouldn't be afraid to be seen with me!"

"I'm not afraid to be seen with you!"

"Oh, REALLY? Then why can't any body know?"

"I don't want to hurt their feelings!"

"If you were embarrassed by me, why haven't we broken up?"

"I'm not embarrassed by you, Jess!"

"Really?" the tears were now pouring down her cheeks and falling onto the sidewalk. "I don't believe you! I-"

Philby cut her of by kissing her. She ran her fingers through his hair.

As they pulled away, Philby smiled. "Am I forgiven now?"

Jess smiled. "You're forgiven."

I AM DEAD! Do you know how much it killed me to write these? That's why they're so short and bad. Because they would NEVER END UP TOGETHER!

DON'T KILL ME!

'CAUSE I'M ALREADY DEAD!