/N: Well, from what I know, I'm getting my usual dose of reviews here on Deviantart. Anyway, here's the next chapter of The Obscurum Emissary!
Chapter 10: Nightmare on Ed Street IV: Buggy's Revenge (Anyone Get The Reference Yet?)
Meanwhile, somewhere miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles away from Nicktoons Studios, one of our favorite groups of heroes, made up of Patrick, Squidward, Sarah, Eddy, Sanji, and Zoro, are already treading the dangerous territory of So-Hot-That-Your-Skin-Will-Melt-Off-And-Then-Make-You-Die desert.
"Is this guy serious?" Sanji asked, looking at the sky with a raised eyebrow. "It sounds like he's gone crazy or something."
"He's the author of this parody." Eddy said, crossing his arms. "What are you gonna do?"
"Funny," Patrick said. "I don't feel like my skin is melting off."
"That's because the name is a ruse." Squidward explained. "It's exaggerated."
"Oh." Patrick said. "...What's a ruse?"
"Can we just move on with the story already?!" Sarah complained to the sky.
Alright alright, geez...
From where they are, the spotted what looks like a huge mountain that reached up to the skies. From where they stood, they also noticed what looks like a grey dragon-monster costume going towards the ruins, breaking a hole in the wall as he went.
"Looks like we found Ed." Sarah said.
"You know that thing?" Squidward asked.
"Yeah, that's my stupid brother Ed in his monster costume." Sarah said.
"Looks like he thinks he's a monster again." Eddy commentated, seeing a piece of rubble fall from the hole in the wall. "Wonder if Double D's in there too."
"Who's Double D?" Patrick asked.
"His real name is Eddward." Sarah explained. "But since he has two d's in his name, we call him Double D in the Cul-De-Sac."
"Guess we'll have to find out if he's in there then." Zoro said. "Let's get going."
"Just don't get lost, Marimo." Sanji teased.
"Grr..." Zoro growled, annoyed with the name.
Later, the heroes found themselves over at the ruin's entrance.
"Alright, here's the plan." Eddy began, looking at the entrance. "We go in there, find Double D, get Ed back to normal, and go find the rest of the guys."
"Maybe we can find Spongebob and Sandy too!" Patrick said with hope.
Just as the heroes were about to take their first step, Zoro held his hand out for them to stop.
"Wait." Zoro said. Then he looked around. "It's quiet... Too quiet."
"Please don't say that phrase!" Squidward said, slapping his forehead.
"How come?" Zoro asked.
"Well duh!" Squidward said. "Don't you know bad stuff happens when you say things like that?!"
"Oh, something bad is going to happen alright!" A familiar voice called out. Everyone then looked up to see a familiar figure drop down to them. They all dodged by jumping away as the figure landed. The figure then looks evilly at the group to reveal himself as Buggy the Clown!
"Buggy!" The heroes exclaimed.
"That's right! ME, bozos!" Buggy said, smiling evilly. "And look what we have here! It's that cowardly starfish and whiny cephlapod! Along with the first mate and chef of Strawhat's crew and a duo of brats, no doubt!"
"Hey!" Eddy and Sarah said at the last part.
"Just what are you doing here, Buggy?" Zoro asked, sternly.
"Well it goes like this." Buggy explained. "I was driving off with the trophies I collected, minding my own business, but some sap took my hovercraft and drove away with my trophies! So therefore, I'm looking for replacements. And it looks like I found some good choices!"
Buggy then looked to Patrick and Squidward with evil in his eyes.
"And so, now that we meet again, it's time for your little trophication as I had promised before." Buggy said. "It will be SO EASY to have you as my next prey. The two of you don't even have the guts to take me on!"
And with that, Buggy laughed maniacally while Patrick and Squidward remember him laughing the same way when he kidnapped Spongebob and Sandy. Then the two glared at the clown before getting themselves in battle positions.
"You don't scare us anymore, clown!" Squidward said, getting his clarinet.
"We're gonna make you pay for what you did to our friends!" Patrick said, glaring at Buggy.
"And we'll help!" Eddy declared, getting out his yo-yo while Sarah cracked her knuckles, Sanji smoked a cigarette, and Zoro got out his swords.
"Ha! You think you can take ME on?" Buggy asked cockily. "We'll see about that. Bring it!"
And so, the epic fight began!
...Okay, it wasn't THAT epic. But it WAS good.
First off, Sarah rushed at Buggy, ready to punch him in the face. And of course, it made contact, and to her surprise, his head fell off!
"Yipe!" Sarah cried out. "I punched him too hard!"
"Oh really?" Buggy's voice asked. "Chop Chop Headbutt!"
Sarah was then hit in the stomach while the disembodied head of Buggy rammed her into a pillar, doing some damage. Sarah got out of the rumble and growled at Buggy while his head laughed before getting back on the torso.
"Should've warned you." Zoro said. "Buggy has the powers of the Chop Chop Fruit, making his body seperate from each other at will."
"Oh sure," Sarah said, being sarcastic. "Now you tell me."
"Ha ha ha ha ha!" Buggy laughed. "Is that the best you got? There's more where this came from! Chop Chop Punch!"
Buggy then fired his fist at Sarah, but Patrick blocked it with his arm.
"You are NOT avoiding us!" Patrick said as the fist went back to Buggy's arm.
"So you want to be first in line, eh?" Buggy asked. "Very well then. I'll handle your trophication as promised!"
Buggy then reared back his body and legs as daggers appeared from the bottom of his shoes.
"Chop Chop Buzzsaw!"
Buggy then fired his legs in a rapid speed spin, like a buzzsaw, heading towards the starfish. Patrick dodged the attack before Buggy was using more of his body parts to try and attack him.
"Stand still, you idiotic starfish!" Buggy demanded, annoyed.
"Clarinet, improvise!"
Squidward then played his clarinet to break Buggy's concentration, and therefore angering him.
"Why you little..." Buggy muttered, annoyed. "Chop Chop Harpoon!"
Buggy then fired both of his fists at Squidward, the fists having daggers in them. Squidward then used his skinny body and extra legs to run and avoid the impact. This made Buggy even more angry.
"When will you all learn how to hold still?!" Buggy roared.
"As soon as you try surrendering, Big-Nose!" Eddy said, hands to his hips.
"BIG-NOSE?!" Buggy roared out in anger. "GRAH!! THAT'S IT! I'LL DO MORE THAN JUST TROPHITIZE YOU ALL! I'LL BEAT YOU TO WITHEN AN INCH OF YOUR LIVES SO THAT YOU MAY NEVER INSULT MY NOSE AGAIN!!"
Buggy then glowed an aura of red before charging what looks like a whole attack.
"CHOP-CHOP..."
Buggy then let the attack out, letting his parts fly everywhere and spin fast.
"FESTIVAL!!"
Each of the heroes ducked to the ground and rolled to avoid the moving body parts. Patrick noticed some of the body parts making cracks on the supports of the pillars around them. This gave him an idea! And his first actual smart one at that!
"Guys, I got an idea!" Patrick said to the others, Buggy not hearing due to being blind with rage. "Make Buggy's parts break all the supports on those pillars. Then they'll fall down on him!"
"I believe he already has that covered, Patrick." Squidward said. "But glad to see you're finally using your brain for once!"
And then, the assault stopped as Buggy became whole again while breathing very heavily. The heroes then got up as Buggy pointed at them.
"Just you wait!" Buggy said. "When I'm through with you all, your trophies will make me rich! Any last words?"
"Yes." Eddy said. Then he smiled. "Have fun being a trophy."
"What?" Buggy asked, confused. Just then, cracking sounds got his attention. He looked around to see the pillars falling towards him. Then he looked to the heroes with a dull look. "I hate you..."
SMASH!
Everyone shielded themselves from the smoke the crash has caused. When the smoke clears, the heroes saw Buggy's trophy under a mountain of rubble.
"Hooray!" Patrick cheered. "We did it!"
"Payback is ours!" Squidward cheered as well. Then he realized. "Though it won't bring Spongebob and Sandy back."
"Don't worry." Sanji said. "You'll get them back sooner or later."
"Yeah." Sarah said. "But for now, let's find Double D and Ed in here. Ed's probably making a whole mess of trouble in there."
"I like your way of thinking." Squidward said. "Let's go."
Then the heroes went off inside the ruins, leaving the trophy of Buggy behind.
Meanwhile, in Bad Mr.Frosty's castle of ice, he was standing in front of the trophies of Nami, Robin, Usopp, Spongebob, and Sandy. He just finished dusting them off.
"Okay, the trophies are now in good condition." said Bad Mr.Frosty. "Now to just put these on them."
Bad Mr.Frosty then took out some buttons that looked as if they were made out of ice and started putting them on the trophies.
"Ok... One for the longnose... One for the sponge... One for the squirrell... One for the oranged-haired girl..." said the snowman as he put the buttons on, one by one. "And one for the..."
Bad Mr.Frosty then hesitated before holding his hand to Robin's trohpy. He looked to see that he was missing a button.
"Aw reindeer crud." Bad Mr.Frosty said as he looked around. "I'm missing a button. But where can I find..."
Bad Mr.Frosty then looked to the button on his chest. His eyes lowered, and he then sighed heavily.
"Guess mine will have to do." the snowman said. He then took of the button and placed it on Robin's trophy. Then he smiled at his work. "There. Now if the word is fallen into darkness as those guys planned. Than these people will..."
Bad Mr.Frosty was then interrupted as the castle looked like it was experiance some quakes. He looked up to the ceiling to see it was caving in.
"Oh no, they're here!" exclaimed Bad Mr.Frosty. He then looked to the trophies. "I gotta protect the-"
Before he could finish, Bad Mr.Frosty was buried under a pile of ice, slowly turning into a trophy. The place was still caving in as all the trophies were being buried in the rubble.
The screen then goes up to the ceiling to show Crocodile with his Billions in front of the hole.
"Men, move out!" Crocodile said before all of them jumped in to investigate. As the Billions looked around, Crocodile walked through the rubble with a stern look on his face. "Keep looking, all of you, if that ape was right about this, then Nami and Robin should be here."
Just then, Crocodile tapped his foot on something and looked down. He then smirked as he saw the trophies of two familiar girls with orange hair and raven hair.
"Men, looks like the search has already ended..."
A/N: Hoo boy, things look bad so far in some cases. What's gonna happen next? We'll find out, next time on The Obscurum Emissary!