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"How long has he been like that?" Hawkeye asked quietly, handing over the stack of papers.

"Since yesterday..." Roy whispered back. Ed was on the couch curled up with his expression lost, he wasn't focussing on anything and it seemed like he was frozen in time.

Ed just sat there thinking back. The dam had opened and he didn't know how to stop it, it was all he could think about. It didn't help that he was constantly debating on whether to tell Mustang these secrets or not... What would he think?

Hungry and cold.

Ed was in his designated "room", it was a closet that locked on the outside. He sat cramped in the space looking at the light that crept through the bottom of the door, he could see some shadows moving and he could hear muffled voices.

He wasn't sure how, but they managed to make it so Ed couldn't hear them clearly. Half the time it sounded like random noise.

He bit his lip when one shadow got closer, please please go away...

The door opened and Ed squinted at the bright light. Envy laughed and knelt down. "Well well, if it isn't the little pipsqueak!"

Ed bit his lip harder. He wasn't short, but he knew better than to talk back. It was the reason his good arm hang limply by his side. If his automail hadn't been taken, he was positive he would've sliced Envy's head off.

"We have a job for you." The Homunculus grabbed the child by his hair and dragged him out.

Edward gasped when Roy seemed to Just appear next to him. He had blacked out for a minute and wasn't paying attention.

"Hey it's just me." Roy reassured him.

"Just you..." Ed whispered almost silently.

Roy nodded smiling lightly. "So, wanna go get something to eat?"

Ed shook his head.

"Why not?"

To be honest, the memories made him sick to his stomach. He couldn't bear thinking about what Roy would think of him if he knew...

Ed was an animal and deserved to be treated as such. What kind of person would allow these bad things to happen to his only brother?

He was a monster.

"Come on. We'll go get sandwiches, I bet you'll change you mind at the sight of the cookie for dessert." Roy tried. Ed finally nodded.

They were walking down the street when they were attacked. A small explosion happened and Ed and Roy were split up.

Roy was first to react preparing to summon all of hells fire but no one seemed to be there.

There was a cry of pain and Roy spun around to find Lust, ripping the head off the stuffed cat while Edward tried to hold back tears.

"No! Please!" Ed cried out, This was the first time Roy ever heard Ed yell.

Lust laughed and Roy launched at them only to be knocked back. Lust turned glaring at him. "You're getting in my way, colonel." Lust growled and extended her sharp nails. "I will make sure you never get in our way again." She aimed strait for his heart and...

"NO!"

There was a clap and a bright light, Lust screamed in shock as rocks from the payment shot through her body. She turned rather unnaturally in anger and took a shot at Ed but he was faster. He clapped his hands together and another piece of payment slammed into her head, she cried out struggling to think.

The sheer suprise of it all was toojch for her to comprehend.

Roy helped getting over the fact Ed could transmute things. He snapped repeatedly burning the woman as Ed continued his assault on her body. Ed smiled softly at the thought of Roy actually helping him.

"Edward. Stop." Roy composed himself and walked over to the woman barely alive.

Ed watched, a bad feeling forming in his stomach.

"What do you want with him."

Lust growled. "Kill me I won't tell you anything."

"Find the stone. Destroy it." Ed said quietly to Roy.

"Where is it?"

Ed shrugged.

"Well, only one thing to do. Burn you to ashes." Roy growled. There was the unmistakable gleam of fear in her eye as he snapped and snapped and snapped and snapped.

It seemed like an eternity before the stone revealed itself through the carnage and it was easily destroyed from rage. Lust dissolved into a red liquid before disappearing completely as if she was never there.

Roy immediately hugged Ed. "I didn't know you could do that."

"She was gonna hurt you..."

"I know and that's fine."

"No it's not..." Ed hugged him. "This is my fault..."

"Well Ed, if you really feel that way... You could help us."

"How?"

"Tell us all you know."

Awe!

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