This idea popped into my head, and I couldn't help myself. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about your requests! Just so you know, congrats to Flaming Dragon Thief, who gave me an idea so good, I had to make it into a separate fic. That'll be coming soon! I'll let you know later!
Why Lexaeus is So Quiet
"But I want a candy bar!"
"Shut up."
"But-"
"Demyx, SHUT UP. Nobody wants to hear about you wanting a stupid candy bar." Zexion turned to the mullet-haired blond. "Why don't you go eat the one you stole for me?"
Demyx walked off, sulking. In the room adjoining the hall the two had been arguing in, Lexaeus sat in a chair, glancing down at a book, but not absorbing it entirely.
Instead, he was plotting Murder. With a capital M.
Demyx could be so annoying. How he had snuck in above the likes of Luxord and Marluxia was anyone's guess. Maybe he should just go to Wal-Mart, buy some candy bars, and shove them down his-
No. That wouldn't work. Demyx would eat the things before suffocating on them.
What if he went to Wal-Mart, grabbed a pillow, and tried-
No, that wouldn't work either. To easily traced back to him.
Lexaeus continued to stare at the book, not noticing Zexion across the room, watching him with raised eyebrows.
What if he went to the video store, got a ton of movies like Barney and Pokemon, then made Demyx watch them! That might work out nicely, just let him shrivel up and die listening to the Barney theme song-
Nah. Not satisfying enough.
What if he asked Saïx to go and chop his head off? No, he wanted to kill Saïx too, that wouldn't work out...
Unless the had a fight to the death match! Then, maybe they'd kill each other! But that wasn't guaranteed...
He could suffocate them both with a plastic bag! That was it! Demyx was stupid enough to do something like that! YES! By this time tomorrow, Saïx and Demyx would both be HISTORY!
"You're not thinking of killing someone else you don't like, are you?"
Lexaeus looked up in surprise. "How'd you guess?"
Zexion shrugged. "The look on your face. Anything I can help with?"
"Not unless you'd like to suffocate Demyx with a plastic bag."
"Sounds like fun. When can we start?"
"When we get a plastic bag."
"Be right back." Zexion started to disappear in a plume of smoke- and then took off like a rocket, hitting the ceiling. However, as cruel as it is, Newton's Law of Gravity- What goes up, must come down.
Zexion hit the floor with a crash, sending books tumbling for a nearby shelf and landing on his head.
"House arrest, remember? No teleporting, because of that stupid cat and the playboy bunny outfit-"
"Yeah, it was my birthday, remember?" Zexion grumbled, rubbing his head.
Lexaeus sat back in his chair. What was he thinking about again? Oh, yes, suffocating Demyx with a plastic bag.
... On second thought, Demyx wasn't that stupid. Maybe he should hit him with a barbell...
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RCK