Notes With Alice
(Alice regular, Bella italic, Edward bold)
---Alice and Bella get bored in English… commence the passing of the notes---
BellaBellaBellaPIGEON!
AliceAliceAliceBATMAN!?
I'm bored… and as my asfaawbffe you are obligated to entertain me.
Ookay :o) Lets….WRITE A STORY!
I'm in… how do we start?
Just follow-
Oh its okay, I saw what we do -bounces- start!
Sheesh! So impatient… His name was Alfonzo Tube…
And her name was ALOTTA CHEESE (LOI! Get it?)
-rolls eyes- they met under the table in Aslans tent…
When the pope got his ears pierced!
Ha! He said "Edward is lactating from all six of his nipples"…
What?! I do not have six nipples!
Prove it Eddy?
Calm down Edward its just a story… it might not even be you, it could be… ummm Prince Edward? (there is a prince in the world called Edward right?)
Fine…. And I have no idea.
-continues with the story!- and she said "that's the way we do it on Thursdays"
And theeeeeeeeeen -drum roll- the cow jumped over the moon and landed in Oz!
And the weird and wonderful Alice of Oz said "Play that funky music white boiii!"
Oh for the love of god she's dancing… and the teacher is once again getting suspicious.
And then the monkey stole the queens mojo and used it to invade Poland with the crazy penguins!
Then they all clicked their heals three times saying "there's no cheese like swiss cheese, there's no cheese like Swiss cheese"
The End! Hahahah LOI! Swiss cheese… Alice, you crack me up.
I crack myself up :o)
I'm glad that's over.
Pfft Edward that was a wonderful story and you know it… would you like to help us write another one?
Not particularly…
-pouts-
Bella… what are you thinking, you have a dreamy look in your eyes?
HA! And now she's blushing like there's no tomorrow…
Noooothiiiiiiing :o) -adjusts halo-
I bet I know what you're thinking… we are connected at the brain after all…
Alice tell me?
Alice don't tell him :o(
I'll buy you a new porche that you can turn into a bat mobile?
Alice… I'll let you give me a makeover?
OOH!OOH!OOH!OMG! Both such tempting offers… whichever should I choose…
Batman you're supposed to be my asfaawbffe:o(
B-but Pigeon… it's a porche!
-pouts-
Fiiiine… I'm sorry Edward, no deal. She's my asfaawbffe and we don't tell each others embarrassing secret type thought things!
Yeah! Cause we're tight like that -high five-
Your hand wasn't raised?
It was a metaphorical high five… I cant give you an actual one or the teacher will get mad.
Oh okay…
Alice.
Yes?
A black porche with the yellow batman symbol on the side and a whole new batman wardrobe?
:o)! She was thinking about you proving that you don't have six nipples! -giggles-
ALICE! What happened to "she's my asfaawbffe and we don't tell each others embarrassing secret type thought things":o(
You didn't read the small print in the asfaawbffe contract Bella.
There was no small print… wait! There was no contract!
Well there should be…
Pfft, traitor!
But Be-llaaa! It was a porche and new clothes!
-shuns you-
You'll thank me later…. Trust me -shudders at vision-
So… Bella.
Yes?
You really want me to prove I don't have six nipples?
LOI! Edward… don't tease her, her entire face has gone redder than Rudolph's nose…
Hmph!
Bella love?
I am not talking and/or writing to either of you for the rest of the class! You are both bogeys on the tissue of life! -sulks-
----bell rings just as she finishes writing that---
Damn it!
Haha, we were ignored for an entire 3 seconds. :o)
I'm a…bogey on the tissue of life?
No not really…
You don't hold grudges for very long do you Bella?
Nope :o) now tell me… why will I be thanking you later?
You'll see…
Wait, Alice what did you see… why are you blocking your thoughts from me again…?
----Alice and Bella leave the class room, Edward runs after them trying to find out what Alice had seen----
A/N - Once again… not all of this was made up, some of it was from real conversations with my friends (the story was real except it was the weird and wonderful Alanna of Oz) :o)