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This is for iheartweasleytwins.


"REGULUS BLACK!" Sirius Black's voice thundered as he marched towards his brother.

Sirius watched as Regulus stopped in his tracks and stared at his brother, while his friends (Evil Slytherins, like him. The world could do with less of them) ran away, leaving that dirty, good for nothing, snake of his brother behind.

Sirius walked up to his brother, and grabbed him by the scruff of his neck. "What the bloody hell have you done?"

"W-what do you mean?"

"You know what I mean! Why did you have to go-"he dropped his voice to a whisper. "Join the Death eaters?"

Regulus shrugged his brother off. "Why do you care about what I do with my life? It's none of your concern!"

Sirius glared at him, a look worthy of McGonagall herself. "Oh, it bloody well is, because, in case you've forgotten, I'm your brother!"

Now it was Regulus' turn to get angry. "No you're not." He snapped and shrugged Sirius off him. "Who told you to ditch our family and move in with the Blood Traitors?"

Sirius snarled, almost dog-like. "Well, I wouldn't have, if you all hadn't kicked me out!"

"I never kicked you out." said Regulus in a small, almost hurt voice.

There was silence.

Sirius thought of all the lovely times they had together. Wolfing down pudding just to annoy their cousin Bellatrix when he was ten, "accidentally" tipping over a potion into their other cousin's-Rabastan Lestrange- drink, and turning his hair green. And that time when they both turned back one of their father's time turners- when it was on an uncle's neck? Sirius swore he was never the same ever again.

Regulus' features twisted into a scowl of pure hatred. "But I should have. It's good you left, though. Or kicked out. Whatever. At least you wouldn't be butting into your own brother's buis-"

He was cut off by Sirius, who had punched him (very lightly though, for Sirius' standards.), and had been sent reeling.

As Sirius walked back down the deserted hallway, he muttered under his breath, "I have no brother."


Well, that was too depressing for my taste. Sorry if it was for you too.

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