Froggie's note: Hi, I'm responsible for most of this chapter, so blame me. In this, we sort out a few more plot holes, explain the title and introduce some new characters. They are from the show Hetalia, but it is not necessary to watch to understand.
C.B's note: Dudeness! Why do spell checkers never understand anime? Why am I editor when I'm the crazy one? No idea dude! I do watch way too many American shows too.
Froggie's disclaimer: Am I male? No. Am I Japanese? No. Am I rich? No. Do I own anything in this? Yes – Nizoxe, Bethany and the writing. Anything else? No. Britain/England and America, the Naruto characters and the Kingdom Hearts characters all belong to their respective owners. Peace out.
C.B's disclaimer: I don't Naruto and if I did, you'd have heard about it by now.
The Epilogue the First
"Hello, and welcome to anime heaven. If you are not anime, then we are not sure why you are here, but please enjoy your stay," an annoyingly mechanical female voice chimed.
Deidara opened his eyes.
"Deidara-Senpai! You're dead too!"
Deidara shut them again.
"Well, seeing as we are all assembled, it is time for us to begin this meeting of grave importance," Saïx frowned around the room, as everyone immediately dropped to the floor, sitting. Everyone except Hidan, of course.
"So, how the – do we get out of this – place?" the one remaining stander shouted.
Everyone looked to the two leaders, when Vexen spoke up, "If my calculations are correct, which they always are, then if we wait long enough things will sort themselves out."
"That's a stupid idea."
"No it's not. Need I remind you that I am the eldest here?"
As the room descended into chaos, Zexion and Axel quickly made their way over to Konan and Pein. It was not long before they were joined by Vexen and Tobi.
"Tobi wants to tell Deidara-senpai."
Everyone looked to Pein, "Just because I run one criminal organisation does not give me the qualifications to run this one… However, do as each of you see fit, where the telling is concerned." He rubbed his head, ready to counter-act the newly forming headache that was Tobi… And Demyx… And Sora.
"EVERYONE!" Tobi shouted, "TOBI WANTS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!"
"Oh, crap."
"Tobi wants to say that Ni and Niz and the powers that be and the boss will be here soon."
"Pein's already here."
"We have not been entirely truthful with you," Pein nodded slowly and Zexion spoke, "Since the arrival of Ni and Nizoxe, the six of us assembled here have known the exact happenings of all matters. Due to the urgency of the matter, we refrained from telling you, as panic helps to repair the hole. The group of us, plus a few non-present associates, are collectively known as 'The Purple Hoodie gang'."
Two girls walked into the room, both brunettes. They wore purple hoodies, and carried large bags on their shoulders. They are known to the world as Charley and Bethany. Erin and Reizo followed close behind, muttering and giggling to one another.
Bethany decided to speak up, "We work for a top secret government organisation, which is part of the UN. It's in charge of defending inter-fictional boundaries, and also repairing holes where ever they occur. We have at least two members in every alternative reality, although we rarely all meet up. Charley here is head of the away team, whilst I am in charge of paperwork."
"What do you-?"
"What's up, dudes?" a voice shouted. As most of the group looked confused, Itachi mentally groaned.
"Charley," another voice muttered, "This is neither the time nor the place to be using such terminology. The boss will be here shortly, and the subordinates have already assembled."
Vexen nodded his head to them.
"Okay, who the hell are you?" Deidara asked.
"I'm Charley, she's Bethany, and we're the powers that be. Well, some of them," Charley laughed.
Bethany sighed, "Just remember – no singing. I don't want to have to talk us out of the country. Again. Oh, and Ni and Niz should be arriving shortly."
The room flashed white.
"Speak of the devil and he shall appear," someone muttered.
Ni and Nizoxe stood in the centre of the room. Ni looked particularly tired, as she carried around her Deidara soft-toy. Charley laughed and pulled out a Hidan one.
"Rock on, dudes!" the Hidan-carrying author shouted, as she turned the stereo up to full blast, and food appeared on the table.
"Sai…" Naime whispered.
"Yes?" he asked.
"Will you dance with me?"
The boy took the girl, and they began to dance. It should have been elegant. It was messy. The music appeared from no-where, and many people joined in.
Kisame and Demyx spent their time at the table of party snacks, Zetsu watching them hungrily.
With the exception of Bethany, who was busy doing homework, and Nizoxe, who seemed to be having an argument inside her head, were having a fantastic time. Which may or may not have had something to do with the large amounts of alcohol and separate rooms?
"Hey! Zexion! Try some of this… It tastes funny…" Demyx wobbled slightly, holding out a glass.
"I can't. I'm underage," Zexion simply stated the fact, and then walked away to Bethany's homework corner, to read.
Six hours and nineteen bottles of vodka later, anime heaven was looking very much worse for wear. Tobi had accounted for ten bottles of Vodka, and was still no different from normal. Hidan accounted for another eight, and was currently hugging Kakuzu, "I looove yyou, Kakuzu…"
"Get off."
"But Kakuuuzzzuuu…"
Ni laughed, pulling out a camera, "One for the fangirls! And one for the boys!"
"You could make a fortune from them," Bethany muttered from the corner.
"That's the idea!"
"Hum… Charlotte, can you turn the music down. I need to finish this by first tomorrow."
"You're seriously doing homework at the Akatsuki/Organisation death party?"
"I work over 60 hours a week in school work alone and you ask me why I'm doing homework." She deadpanned.
"You have time to write this thing, though…"
"I'm not on half term now it's actually happening."
"Ah."
Bethany stood up, "Okay, so the time is now 12:29. Class starts at 12:55, so we have 24 minutes to sort out this mess! Hoodies form rank!" she very nearly air punched, but thought better of it.
Immediately, Charley stood next to her, pulling up both their hoods to reveal their names in white italics on the back. Ni stood in front of Charley, and Nizoxe in front of Bethany. Zexion stood next to Nizoxe, Vexen next to him, and Axel next to the ice-wielder. Tobi hugged Ni, who hugged him back. Pein and Konan stood next to them, frowning deeply. All wore bright purple hoodies over their uniforms, the names of their somebody printed onto the back.
"I want a Tobi hug…" Charley whined.
"Tough," Bethany hissed.
The room shone white again, as the more sane members of the group stood to attention. As the light faded, two men were revealed into the room.
"Right, so now we've got to tell them that we ordered these guys to kill them so we could something from destroying their worlds, despite the fact that it was your fault for forgetting some 'candles' when performing your 'magic'?"
"America," the shorter man's voice was unimpressed, "We're already here."
"Wha-? Ah! Well, I'm America, that's Britain and we're here to resurrect you with my super-hero powers!"
Britain elbowed him in the stomach, "If you have super hero powers, I'll eat my hat."
"What hat?"
"It's a figure of speech."
"Well, I think nothing to your-!"
"Err… Boss?" Bethany leant to one side, and waved at them, "And boss two?"
"WHAT?"
"It is necessary for me to return to class, as I'm on lunch break with ten minutes before physics starts, so can we finish this quickly."
"Of course, I was about to-"
"Now." Her eyes narrowed.
America let out a scream.
"Now, now, America. It's only a girl."
"But there's nothing more deadly than an Englishwoman!"
"And don't you forget it!" Charley air punched, "Even if I speak American more fluently due to cheap American TV shows, and cheesy dubs!"
Bethany sighed, "7 minutes. I must leave in two."
"Fine, fine. Seriously, you're worse than Germany," America flapped his hands around.
"6."
"Britain!"
Britain rolled his eyes, "If everyone would please line up, I shall begin… Mungo jungo hissey mildew dumble groda nassa mucho!"
The two countries disappeared in a flash of blue light, their flags lingering in the air slightly. The people in the room found themselves quickly transported to a roller coaster ride.
"Hello, and welcome to the resurrection ride. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times, and inform the operator if you are pregnant, or suffer from motion sickness. The management accepts no responsibility for anything which may happen, and please enjoy the ride… And remember, there is nothing scarier than an Englishwoman in a bad mood!"
As the ride kicked into action, the lights shone bright…
Epilogue of the Epilogue
Charley was settling down for another night, with the Sound four and Kabuto still in the bathroom, when the laptop buzzed.
"What?" she opened her email, "Seriously? Bethany's never up this late."
She opened the email, and her face fell.
Hey C.B, it's Froggie.
I think we have a problem – check volume 28, and put Kabuto on standby. I think the boss went wrong.
And I'll see you 6am.
"Oh crap."