Naruto's Who's Line is it Anyway

by Peepmeow

It's bad enough that their 'mission' is to be on Who's Line, but can the Rookie 9 and Team Gai survive a hyper mistress as well?[NO PAIRINGS][Rating for future language]

11. Team 9's Broadway

AN: Yeah, I'm not dead! I just got brain dead and stuff… So now I'm back!

…Yeah. It's real funny how when I got my artist's block, my writer's block went away. Hm. I must be cursed.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot. All characters belong to their respective creators.

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Peep was snoring on the table. An airhorn blew into her face, and she wasn't very happy about that.

"HEY! WHAT THE- oh…" Peep mumbled. "Anyway! Um… We have Team 9, Kurenai's team!"

The team waved nervously, like mice awaiting their death. Well, they were awaiting their death.

"Today we'll be doing…" Lilac paused majestically, "Broadway!"

People clapped and laughed as Kiba, Shino, and Hinata ("I don't want to go!!!") stood up and sat on the three chairs. They trembled like buildings in an earthquake and Hinata actually almost fell.

"Now, we need a topic. Any suggestions?" Lilac asked.

"Mountains!"

"Exorcism!"

"Emo songs!"

"Elmo!"

"The Simpsons!"

"Okay, I think I heard mountains. Okay, you guys will go by the piano music given. Each one of you will say one word to contribute to the song, going like this." Lilac gave a little demonstration. "The Broadway musical of 'Mountains' shall begin!" Lilac pointed to the mysterious piano person. He began to play.

((If you're finicky for details, the order is Kiba Hinata Shino. Also, don't try to fix it into a song. It won't work. I tried.))

"You"

"Are"

"My"

"Magestic"

"Mountain."

"I"

"Love"

"You"

"More"

"Than"

"A"

"Water"

"Fountain"

"I'd"

"Climb"

"You"

"Forever"

"If"

"You"

"Weren't"

"So"

"Tall…"

"I'd"

"Hold"

"You"

"If"

"You"

"Were"

"Very"

"Small…"

"I'd"

"Bake"

"You"

"A"

"Cake"

"If"

"You"

"Could"

"Eat"

"Because"

"You"

"Are"

"My"

"Darling"

"Mountain."

"Too"

"Bad"

"I"

"Don't"

"Care"

"About"

"YOUUUUUUUUU!"

They finished the song, and the audience clapped while some snickered for some unknown reason. ((I don't find anything funny about this.))

"Um… See you soon!"

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I… Really… Lost… My… Funny…

School does that to me. I'm not on a sugar high today, the cold I have is getting to me.

Wah.

Review if you like. Oh, wait. REVIEW OR ELSE! I don't care if it's a flame, or if it's an encouragement, I will surely reply.

Jya ne

Peepmeow