A/N: I found the cure to post con depression O.o CRACK AKUROKU FICS :D (a.k.a this)

Dear Alex,

Well looky here I actually lived. I'm surprised actually because before, it looked like they were going to kill me but at the pool they just ceased fire out of no where.

I agree to cease fire, I'd sign a peace treaty or something but this letter should be enough evidence to stop the punctuation war. Good luck getting out of the closet. If your friends aren't there for you despite differences and that then they're not your real friends, right?

I'll give your work out a try, (I dotted there but fixed it, woops), hopefully it'll make a difference by the time we have to do group stripping again. FUDGE. (potty mouth, I can fix that too).

Warming up and not thinking this is a pain in the ass are two completely different things. Besides, it's not particularily interesting considering everyone has their secrets. I'm just the one person listening to yours.

That is pretty sad but hey, you still have a penpal. Well, a penpal that needs to scram. I have my mother and brother visiting, well my brother is moving in but my mother is visiting.

Running out of ways to say goodbye, Riley.

P.S Sure, and let everyone know I'm gay? Not happening anytime soon. Still, sounds fun.

P.S x2 Let your friend know that her boobs smell lovely. LOL.

"Roxas! Come down here please, your brother is here!" Cloud called from down stairs. No mention of mom..? Roxas thought with a sigh. And so it begins.

Roxas definitely took his time going down the stairs, counting each fluff and step as he descended.

"ROXAS!" A boy grinned, running over to pull him into a tight hug.

"Hey, Sor. Long time no see?" Roxas grinned, hugging back before turning his eyes to face his mother. "Hey, mom." Roxas grinned sheepishly, giving her an awkward hug before moving back to his dad's side. It was quite clear since they first broke up that he preferred being with his dad. Despite all protests he had refused to leave his side, even if it meant temporarily losing his brother.

"Hi Roxy.. we'll visit more in a moment alright? I want to talk to your father for a second." Tifa smiled before rubbing her temples as the boys made their way up the stairs.. just out of sight but just within ear shot.

"I want full custody of both of them." She said the moment she thought they were gone.

"Well.. that wasn't beating around the bush, but there is no logical reason to take Roxas out of his home here. He has friends, and Sora just moved here willingly of his own choice." Cloud replied calmly.

"Roxas' grades have been dropping this year while Sora has been doing fine with me. They're both bright boys but I believe they'd do better with my support with Reno and I." Tifa stated firmly.

"I don't want Reno taking father place here.. I haven't dragged my relationships into either of their lives and without their consent neither should you." Cloud frowned.

"It's a damned good thing too, at least my relationships bring good influence." She scowled.

"Don't you dare bring Leon into this. You were friends with him too and you know as well as I do that he has no bad influence should I ever introduce him to the kids as more than a friend. It's the twenty-first century Tifa, being Gay isn't considered a sin anymore."

"That doesn't mean I want them influenced by.. it." Tifa replied, pacing back and forth. "You can visit but I want custody. With grades and how skinny that boy is I will win any court case if it comes to that. Don't you dare make me do that." She warned.

"Wait.. I.. what?" Sora whispered. I'm not leaving to live with Reno and Tifa.. I love my mom sure.. and Sora.. but fuck she'd kill me if she found out if I lived there.

"I.. fine.. under one condition." Cloud sighed after a moment's thought.

"What?" Tifa asked curiously, a small smile gracing her lips. It's not like she was a terrible woman, she just had a bit of a homophobic tendency.

"The boys have to agree to it. I want what's best for them and forcing them into a situation they don't want to be in is not what's best for them." Cloud sighed. Unfortunately for Roxas, he was too busy whispering to Sora to catch this.

"Tell me what?" Sora whispered.

"I'm gay, I gotta tell mom or she's going to try and take custody. I don't want to leave my friends here." Roxas winced, eyeing Sora to gauge his reactions.

"I knew that already Roxas.." Sora deadpanned, earning a slightly stunned look. "You think I never went on your computer? Your password was easy to guess and your background was a dead ringer for gay." Sora chuckled, blushing slightly.

"Er.. awkward.. but thanks for understanding. By the way, if you stay here with me.. no one at school knows." Roxas grinned sheepishly. Sora simply smiled and mime-zipped his lips.

"Sora! Roxas! Could you two come down here for a moment. We'd like to talk to you." Tifa called up.

"Coming mom!" The two replied in unison, running down each step twice so it sounded like they had been up in Roxas' room.

"Alright, so here's the deal." Tifa started only for Roxas to interrupt her.

"I have something I've been meaning to tell you first.." He sighed, looking up at her and watching as curiosity filled brown eyes.

"Shoot, kiddo." Cloud nodded, letting him know he had the floor.

"I'm gay." Roxas blurted. Like a band-aid, right? Tifa looked over at Cloud with a scowl, her expression speaking instead of her voice. 'I told you so..'

"Alright.. well.. as I was saying. I would like full custody of Sora, for him to be staying full time with me. Of course, you're welcome to come too Roxas, if you want to." Tifa spoke calmly though her voice held an odd edge.

Wait.. did she not just say a minute ago she wanted us both..? Did I just get disowned by my own mother?

"I want to stay here mom, Roxas can help me with school and boys!" Sora piped up, playing up his ignorant smile and earning another floored shock.

"I.." Tifa paused sighing before hugging them both. "I have a meeting in the morning, I'll call you tomorrow. I love you both, take care of them, Cloud." With that she was gone.

"Wait.. you're gay?" Roxas turned to face Sora.

"Nope, but we just avoided on heck of an argument." Sora burst out laughing.

A/N: So I got some confusion from the last chapter. It's not at all filler (crack-ish yes, filler no). It's actually really important. HONEST CARDS ARE GOOD PEOPLE. I love all of your opinions good and bad especially if you need something explained.

The last chapter all happened in the same week that Roxas went swimming but at least the next day. Every two letters is a week. The sudden make out was because (if you didn't catch it) Demyx was already very much so in 'like' with Zexion. Though he knew him as 'Zack', his penpal. Zexion revealed himself during Axel's little conversation with Roxas.

I guess if you really want to classify it the entire story is filler :P It's not as serious as any of my other stories and is written purely for my own amusement.. but my friend liked it so I'm posting now :P