"Addamma, I think Sesshomaru is a serial killer."
"Uh, what?"
Okay, fine. I wasn't the most elegant way to start the conversation but what else was she supposed to say? There was no easy way to put it. After he helped her cook a view days ago Sesshomaru began to act strange. Well, stranger than usual. While he was stand-offish before, he had started to lock himself in his office day in and day out. Not to mention he would leave at all times of the day for no reason, like that day for example. But the real nail in the coffin was the blood-stained shirt she found in his hamper that morning when she was separating the laundry.
By then ever red flag that had been raised turned into sirens.
"I'm telling you Addamma, he's a serial killer. Probably the Zodiac Killer. And I may be his next victim."
Akisame could her best friend sigh heavily on the other line. "I would first like to start by saying that this is not the topic I would have chose for our weekly phone call…"
"You did ask me how things are going…"
"...In any case," Addamma continued. "I would like to look at the situation logically. First of all, the Zodiac Killer was in California."
"He could have left California. They had planes in the 60's!"
Addamma continued to ignore Akisame's interjections.
"Second, why would he wait until now to kill you? You have been in the middle of nowhere with Sesshomaru for almost 2 months now. Technically, you should have been dead."
"Because I'm on to him now!" she said as she threw clothes in the washer. "He's just biding his time before he strikes. Luckily, I have a plan."
Akisame could literally feel the apprehension and disapproval ooze through the phone.
"I don't think whatever you have planned is a good idea," Addamma said apprehensively.
"It's a great idea."
"It sounds like you may get arrested."
"I'll be fine."
"I won't send any bail money."
"Oh come on!"
A/N: And it can only go downhill from here. As always, let me know what you guys thought. Peace and Blessings to you all!