BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai

~(Beta) 18plusForMe

Dedicated to: Mudafish

(for the awesome idea about the owner/worker of the Hardware store!)

X The sleepover may be longer than I originally planned.

X OOC Sebby.

The hardware store.

Filled with various tools and equipment for those who loved to work with their hands or just needed something to fix a problem. It was kind of a Heaven to those.

This was not Heaven to Ciel Phantomhive.

"Ciel~! This isn't a proper place to have a date!"

Ciel really wanted to smack his companion.

"I told you several times that we were not going on a date. We're here to replace Sebastian's hoe before he gets back."

Alois huffed and stormed into the store with Ciel trailing behind.

The store wasn't that big. The walls were covered in tool posters, the floor was polished nicely, and the aisles were decently straighten out. Alois moved over to the cash resister and hit the bell sitting on the desk a few times.

"How rude! Making a paying customer wait!"

Ciel shook his head.

From out the door came a tall, buff man with glasses. He looked strangely familiar, but neither Alois nor Ciel could figure out why. Alois shrugged the thought off and glared up at the man.

"May I help you?"

"Yes! Tell Ciel that, hoes like to rape innocent, young boys!"

"Alois!"

The man blinked.

"Pardon?"

Alois leaned against the counter. "Look, just tell me where the cheap hoes are."

The man stared.

"We aren't buying a cheap hoe."

"Sebastian doesn't deserve an expensive hoe! I deserve one!"

"But we aren't getting you one!"

"I want one now! Hey! Where are your expensive hoes?"

The cashier just gaped.

Alois raised an eyebrow before beaming. "Oh! You want to hear the story behind all this shit? Well! I was minding my own business, looking for him," he pointed to Ciel, "so I could finish molesting him! Anyway, suddenly this damn hoe fell onto me and started to thrust at me! I tried to push it off, but the little shit was too heavy, so I kicked it until it broke!"

Ciel raised an eyebrow at the statement and raised another when he noticed how pale the owner had gotten. A moment passed before he finally realized what was going on and smacked Alois on the head, who in turn whined. "Alois! Stop making everything you say sound suggestive!"

"Whhaatt? But I didn't!" Alois cried.

"Sir, please point us in the direction of the garden hoes."

The man blinked before blushing, he hadn't notice his mind had went into the gutter. "Uhh…aisle 9..."

"Thank you." Ciel replied and pushed Alois in the direction of the aisle.

"Woooww! Ciel, this place is like a sex store!" Alois squealed in awe as he stared at the numerous tools lingering about. "Oh! Look!" he bend down and pulled out a long wire and a bulky device hanging from the end. Turning it on, he squealed as he watched the wire began to vibrate. "A vibrator! Oh Ciel, can we buy this!.? Please!"

"No. Put it back." Ciel called back as he looked over the hoes, trying to find the same one Sebastian had.

Alois pouted and moved over to Ciel carefully. He grabbed the trembling wire and sneakily stuck the wire into Ciel's shorts. Ciel jumped and turned around, snatching the device. "Stop it!" He turned off the tool and tossed it back into the crate. "Go look at paint!"

"That's not fun!"

"Go!"

Alois huffed and left the aisle, looking for the paint section. Ciel sighed and turned back to the hoes, he was getting annoyed and a bit scared that none of them resembled Sebastian's. Had Sebastian ordered it online then?

"Ciel! Ciel!" Alois appeared and waved a can of paint. "Look~! Let's paint your house green!"

"No."

"Then how about yellow?"

"No."

"Alois color?"

"I SAID NO!"

Alois huffed before smirking seductively.

"Then…how about I paint you…with my paint."

Ciel looked to Alois curiously. "What?"

Alois's smirk grew wider.

Ciel's brain slowly processed before he understood what Alois meant.

"You-you're disgusting!" Ciel stuttered, blushing furiously.

Alois giggled loudly before quickly leaving the aisle before Ciel could hit him. Huffing, Ciel turned back to the hoes, hoping this time he'd spot something he hadn't seen before.

He heard someone come from behind him.

"I swear I'll hit you if you came with something else stupid, Alois!"

"What?"

Familiar voice.

Ciel turned around.

"PHANTOMHIVE?"

"…you…"

"Ciel! Ciel! I found a gag ball aisle!" Alois squealed and entered the aisle, only to pause when he saw longing eyes staring at him.

"Alois!" Mellow/Marco exclaimed.

Alois squeaked and ran over to Ciel, hiding behind him.

Ciel sighed and looked to Mellow/Marco. "Are you stalking us?" He couldn't help but ask. First the phone call and now they were meeting in the hardware store in the same day. Mellow/Marco glared at Ciel before pointing to his shirt which had a logo of the hardware store printed.

"I work here with my dad."

Alois 'oh-ed', now understanding why the owner looked so familiar. He resembled the boy a lot, besides the body mass and glasses. Ciel felt a headache coming on, this day was just too much for him.

"Well since you work here, where can we find more garden hoes."

Mellow/Marco frowned. "Those are all of them."

Ciel scowled. "Then we'll be leaving." Ciel turned to Alois and snatched away the ball in his hand and threw it away. "And that isn't a gag ball. Stop touching stuff. And I thought I had told you to go play in the paint aisle."

"But Ciel, the paint aisle is so boring! And can we please buy the vibrator!"

"No!"

"Vibrator!" Mellow/Marco screamed before glaring deadly to Ciel. "You already raped him once! Now you're trying to use toys on him, you perverted demon!" He snapped before dropping the broom in his hands and storming up to Ciel. "Leave Alois alone!"

Ciel frowned. "Stop calling me that."

"Then leave Alois alone!"

Alois watched the bickering before snickering. This was just too fun. Deciding it would be more fun if he added in some wood to the fire; he wrapped his arms around Ciel's neck and smiled. "But Ciel, you are a pervert! Remember this morning? When I was naked and you were rubbing against me!"

"Trancy, I'll kill you!"

Mellow/Marco gaped, before growling.

"Leave my innocent Prince alone!"

"Trancy is no where near innocent!"

"So Ciel admits he fucked me~! Ciel's so naughty!"

"Shut up Trancy!"

"Anyway, Mellow…Marco…whatever. You sure there aren't any of those weird battery powered hoes here?" Alois asked.

Mellow/Marco rose an eyebrow. "My name's not Mellow or Marco…its Aster."

Alois and Ciel blinked.

"Ehhh, that doesn't fit at all!"

"At least you can stop guessing his name now."

Aster sighed heavily, so his crush hadn't even known his name. How wonderful. He knew it had to be the work of Ciel. Tossing a glare at the brunet, he smiled warmly to Alois. "Actually we do have those, they just arrived this morning. I can bring them out for you if you'd like!"

Alois squealed in joy. "See Ciel! Now you won't get in trouble and we can still buy the vibrator!"

"That thing isn't a vibrator!"

Aster scowled, watching the two interact. He hated this. Ciel didn't appreciate the presence of Alois nor did he even respect him! Alois deserved to be treated like the Prince he was! He needed to find a way to get Alois to actually notice him and realize that though.

"Uh…Aster?"

Aster blinked and turned around, spotting his red-haired co-worker. The boy gave the arguing couple a look before turning back to Aster. "Um, where are the new paint cans? I can't find them."

"Oh, there in-"

"Oh my god!"

Ciel and Aster watched as Alois appeared in front of the newcomer, looking him up and down. "Aren't you cute~!"

Red-haired blinked.

"Ciel~! Let's have a threesome with him!"

"No!"

Aster gaped. How could Alois suddenly like his co-worker, but not even noticing him?

"Come on Ciel~. He's so uke!"

Ciel groaned, he was getting a headache from all of this commotion. "You." He turned to Aster. "Bring out the garden hoe now. I want to leave before I end up doing something I regret." He glared over to Alois who was still swooning over the new boy. "Alois, that's enough, leave him alone."

Alois pouted. "But I want to have a threesome with him~!"

"Alois! Get over here now!"

"My kitchen…"

"…"

Sebastian and Claude had come to the household to check up on their children. Sebastian had used his hidden key, to which he received a harsh glare from Claude when he revealed it, and checked the house to find no one there. Now they stood in the kitchen, staring.

"…how did dough get on the ceiling?"

"…"

Sebastian sighed and moved out the kitchen, he didn't even want to think of how long it would take to clean the mess. Entering the living room, he saw that everything was in order. Before he moved away, his eyes caught sight of something hidden behind the couch cushions. Curious, he moved over and checked.

Claude looked away from the mess and looked to the living room where he heard a loud gasp of horror. He moved and entered the room, spotting Sebastian on his knees, holding a hoe that was snapped in two.

"No…no….they broke…Claude…" Sebastian said weakly.

"…what?"

Sebastian shot up and showed him the broken tool closely. "They broke Claude!"

"…why did you name a tool after me?"

Sebastian ignored him as he mourned over his favorite tool.

Ciel glared.

Aster glared.

They two weren't glaring at each other for once. They were actually glaring together at the same source. Ciel and Alois were waiting for the owner to unpack the garden tools, so Alois had decided to follow after the red-haired co-worker.

Alois peeked back for a quick second at the glaring boys and then turned back to the nervous boy, grinning. "Ciel's so sexy when jealous~!" He sighed dreamily.

"Uhhh…" Was all the boy could say. He didn't really understand what was going on, nor could he understand why Alois was talking to him in the first place if he was just going to ramble on about Ciel.

"Alois. Aren't you done talking to him?" Ciel had decided to step in. "The owner is ringing up the garden hoe now, so come on."

Alois smiled to Ciel. "But Ciel, you never agreed to my earlier suggestion!"

"I said no!"

"But that isn't fair! No vibrator! No gag ball! No threesome! I want something!"

"You can have a piece of cake when we go back home."

"I don't want cake!" Alois stomped his foot. "Either those suggestions or I get to fuck you tonight as long as I want!"

"…go get the stupid vibrator…"

"Yay!"

Alois pulled the item from his pocket and set it down on the counter.

"You had it this whole time!"

Another argument broke out between the two. Red-haired and Aster stood at the sidelines.

"…hey…"

"Hmm?"

"…how did you get Alois to like you all of a sudden?"

"….I don't know…"

"…"

"…"

"…I suck that much huh?"

"…maybe?"

"Why the hell are you two here?" Alois exclaimed, glaring at the adults seated on the couch. "I said no adults allowed this weekend!" He screamed again, throwing his small bag to Ciel and moving over to the men.

Sebastian shot up and rushed over to Ciel. "You broke Claude!"

Ciel sighed, he knew he'd sound childish for what he was about to say, but it really wasn't he fault in the first place. "Alois broke it." He pointed to the annoyed blond who looked up in question.

"Claude? Claude's not broken." He looked to his guardian who sighed.

"Sebastian seems to have named his tool 'Claude'." Claude retorted.

"Eh? So Claude tried to rape me!.?"

"My Claude would never try to rape anyone!"

"It tried to rape me!"

"SHUT UP!"

Sebastian and Alois turned to Ciel.

"Here!" He pushed the newly-bought hoe in Sebastian's hands. "Now leave! Both of you!"

"Wai-"

Sebastian and Claude now were outside, staring at the locked door.

"…"

"…I guess this will do for now."

Ciel laid in bed, holding his head in irritation. His headache had grown and he was tired, also hungry. Groaning, he turned to his side and pressed his forehead against the cool wall, closing his eyes as well.

The sound of the door opening was heard.

"…Ciel…?"

"What do you want Alois?" Ciel muttered.

It was quiet for a moment before the bed shifted and an arm was flung over him. He felt Alois press his face into the back of his neck and pressed a light kiss on it. "Are you mad at me?" He finally asked.

"Of course I am." Ciel replied right away.

"Oh…"

Silence.

"…Ciel…"

"What now?"

"I can make you feel better."

Ciel flicked his eyes open and turned around, facing the other. "And how can you do that?"

Alois smiled, shifting his legs and entangling them with Ciel's. "A kiss." He said simply.

"N-"

"Just a kiss. Please?"

Ciel frowned, narrowing his eyes suspiciously. Nothing was just when it came to Alois. Something was up and he wasn't in the mood to deal with him. "I said no. Go watch television. I'm taking a nap now."

"But, Ciel..."

"Go Alois." Ciel removed Alois's limbs and turned his back to the boy. He felt the bed move again and then the sound of the door closing. He sighed in relief that Alois had finally understood when to stop. He closed his eyes again and began to drift off to sleep as time slowly ticked away. Just before he was a second away from dreamland, the door opened again. Groaning, Ciel sat up and glared tiredly to the intruder. "Alois, I sa-" He choked on his words and stared in awe.

Alois was walked over to him and placed down a tray that looked to hold a bowl of soup. Though Ciel was staring more at the apron Alois was wearing. Yes, he had seen him wear it earlier, but he hadn't really paid much attention to how it had actually looked on him. And from the genuinely worried look on his face, Ciel felt a tad guilty for kicking him out earlier.

"I made soup…if that helps."

"…thanks…"

Alois fidgeted with the apron's frills as he watched Ciel grab the soup and began to swallow some of the hot broth. "It's good." Ciel finally said, glancing up. He flustered at the bright, relieved smile he received and looked back down at the bowl. "You didn't have to make me anything though." He muttered and resumed eating.

"I had to since you didn't feel good."

Ciel paused in eating.

Alois looked to him nervously. "What's wrong?"

Ciel placed the bowl back on the tray and motioned for Alois to move closer. He did, leaning down to see what he wanted. Before he knew it, his lips were consumed by Ciel's for a couple seconds and then they were released.

"Ciel…?"

"You wanted a kiss earlier, right?" Ciel looked away; he could feel his face growing warmer.

Alois blinked a couple times before laughing and smiling wider.

"Wha-what's so funny!.?" Ciel exclaimed, turning back to the boy, only to find himself being pushed down on the bed and being straddled. Alois smiled again before resuming the kiss quickly. Ciel sighed into the kiss and allowed himself to follow along, letting out small noises as Alois's tongue pulled him into battle. A knee appeared at Ciel's groin, rubbing at it slowly, producing more moans from the lad. Ciel panted when they broke away from the kiss. "I-I said only a kiss!" He stuttered.

Alois giggled and kissed Ciel's cheek. "But now I want more…" He ran his fingers over the other's lips. Ciel managed to sit up and push the fingers away. He gave Alois a stern look who just smiled back innocently, placing his hands on the boy's chest. "Ciel still isn't feeling well, right?" Alois licked his lips. "Maybe you're still hungry?" He tilted his head innocently. "I heard you can get a headache when you're really hungry." Alois moved closer, their noses almost touching. "I can satisfy you with something else." He took Ciel's hand and moved it to his own shorts, pressing it against his hard groin. "Ciel, do you want another taste?"

Ciel blushed, remembering the camping trip incident.

"Ciel." Alois breathed, rubbing the hand over the member and letting out a pleasurable moan as a shiver ran through his body at the friction. "Ah, Ciel, please?" He whimpered.

"N-no!" Ciel stuttered, snatching his hand away.

Alois pouted. "Ciel's not fun."

Ciel rolled his eyes. "I'm going back to sleep." He laid back down.

"Cieeeelll! I'll be bored again!"

"Then go play with your vibrator!"

"Ooooh! I forgot I bought that!"

Ciel heard Alois run out and slam the door behind.

"Finally, peace-"

The door burst open.

"Ciel! Let me use it on you!"

"GO AWAY ALOIS!"

Okay, I'm really disappointed in this chapter. It wasn't really lengthy and not much really happened. I need a small break from writing those lime scenes until my brain reenergizes. I suppose something might happen in the next chapter? School is coming back soon, so that'll be an even bigger problem. T_T

My birthday was last week!

-Throws confetti-

And my Beta shall be gone for the next two weeks. ;O; So I'll try my best with the next chapter!