Inspired b 27 idea u/4600705/L-J-H-27
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(L) Lifty
(S) Shifty
(G) Giggles
(P) Petunia
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Lifty & Shifty:
(L&S) We're the thieving twins of the show and there are no others
(S) We are blood brothers (L) while you two don't have the theme of blood brothers
(L) You two believe that you could take us?
(S) A damsel in distress and a germ phobic that pissed herself on a bus?
(L&S) You can't top brothers like us, we always stick together as a pair
(S) Since we die together and you die all alone and apart (L) lets share a tear
(L) Lets all cry for the girls that died more than we did
(S) To top it off, you recently died in an episode featuring a giant squid
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Giggles & Petunia:
(G) We may have died more than you (P) but you have low survival rates bitches!
(G&P) We're Giggles and Petunia and these doctors will put you into stitches
(G) You constantly lie that you are loving brothers but you both backstab each other
(P) You guys to me seem like a Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum than loving brothers
(G&P) These girls are best friends that share things together, including men!
(G) We bitch slap each of you (P) then we each take turns shooting you with a bren
(P) Our homes are pimped out and are all super flash from our ammonia
(G) While you live all alone in a run down apartment trapped in you kleptomania
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Lifty & Shifty:
(L&S) We may be living in a dump, but we are both breadwinners and proud
(L) You two ran a crappy lemonade stand (S) and we robbed it in front of a crowd
(S) Yes we don't get along all the time but I am the brain of the operations
(Lifty: Wait what?)
(S) We can still make money without having to fill out any job applications
(Lifty is getting frustrated)
(L) I am also the hand of our plans cause I could build a van and could lay with any girl
(Shifty butts in)
(S) Yes we are both 28 and we have girlfriends check out our gift a stolen pearl
(S) Want to know why we are green? We represent money and greed
(L) Uh, now let's drink some…mead?
(Shifty is getting frustrated)
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Giggles & Petunia:
(G&P) You're 28? Ha, you both look younger than that you greedy cowards
(G) You think you are the male version of the fifth wife of King Henry VIII, a Howard's?
(P) We all have regular jobs and we don't rip people off like you do
(G) You think a pearl is worth it? (P) Our boyfriends do everything, unlike your shrew
(G&P) With whatever they have they make our lives so happy
(G&P) And we don't care if it's from a $1 store and aren't so snappy
(G&P) Not to mention we fucked Handy, Cuddles, Mime, and so on
(G&P) You are all lonely and before you know it, you'll be all gone
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Lifty and Shifty eyes widened.
Shifty says, "We have girls…Lifty go get one."
Lifty becomes puzzled and asks, "What girl?"
"Our girl."
"But we don't have-"
"Get one!"
Lifty walks away from Shifty and opens a door in the background and goes through it. Before it closes Cuddles and Handy walks in.
Cuddles spots Giggles and says, "Hello baby!" He walks over to her and makes out with her.
Handy smiles when he sees Petunia and say, "Hi!"
Petunia smiles back and says, "Hi!" She walks over to him and gives him a peck on his cheek.
Shifty is becoming all twitchy as each couple kisses each other.
After Cuddles and Giggles are done making out with each, Cuddles sneers at him.
"So," Cuddles says, "Where's your girl?"
"She's on her way!"
"Is it a mail ordered bride?"
This infuriates Shifty, "No you cocksucker!"
"Than-"
The door bursts opens and we see Lifty dragging Flaky right from behind.
"I got her!" Lifty cries.
Flaky does not seem to be happy that she is here, because she is struggling to get out of Lifty's grip but he has a good hold of her.
Shifty sneers and says, "Here's are precious girl."
Flaky says, "What is going on here! I was buying some dandruff until Lifty kidnapped me!"
Lifty laughs and says, "She's such a crack up!"
"Go to hell, scoundrel!"
Shifty clenches his teeth and says, "I wish it was the old days when you can beat a girl into submission."
Lifty moves Flaky and places her in between him and his brother. But the others are not convinced.
Giggles, "Are you sure she's your girl?"
Shifty says, "Why are you alive anyway? I thought you died in the second episode?"
"Oh, well, since the animators are Satan worshippers they were able to bring me back. Not to mention Daland has the power to bring people back from the dead."
Lifty became shocked and says, "Really?"
"No, I was able to kill a drifter and than rip out both his organs and his skeleton. Now I am a chipmunk that might have hepatitis."
Everyone became shocked, even Cuddles.
Petunia says, "Dear God!"
"Oh pleases!"
Shifty butts in, "At least we share the same girl!"
Handy says, "I don't think you could do that."
Lifty buts in and says, "Have you seen that awesome movie Savages?"
"Oh, yeah they shared the same woman."
Cuddles buts in and says, "That movie sucked!"
"It sure did," Giggles says.
"I thought it was great," Flaky says.
Liftys says, "Same here."
Cuddles then say, "Exactly."
"ENOUGH!" Shifty says, "Flaky kiss us!
"What?" Flaky says.
"Just kiss us!"
Shifty tries to kiss Flaky but Flaky is still trying to resist him. As Shifty is trying to get a better grip on her Flaky head butts him in the head. What they were not expecting was that some of her quills impaled him in his eyes. He grips his eyes and starts to scream like a little girl. Flaky becomes frighten and tries to run away but Lifty is blocking her path. Before he could do anything Flaky kicks him in the balls. He cradles his balls, covered with quills, as he falls to the floor. With nothing else in her way she runs to the door not even caring if she hits anything. She knocks the door down and runs off the set. And Cuddles, Giggles, Petunia, and Handy were watching the whole thing.
Handy asks, "Should we call somebody?"
Cuddles thinks for a few seconds and says, "No, their okay! Hey, let's have a foursome in my house!"
Giggle beams and say, "Fuck yeah!"
Handy says, "Sure."
Petunia says, "Okay, but let me get some hand sanitizer."
They leave hand in hand towards the door leaving the twins moaning on the floor. Shifty is crying blood from his eyes and Lifty is cradling his jewels.
Lifty is able to say two words, "MY…PRES…CIOUS!