Declaimer copyright I don't own loud house.
The story starts with Lincoln gets the mail and skims through it until he discovers something in it.
Lincoln gasps and runs inside. "Emergency sibling meeting! I call an emergency sibling meeting!" He yelled.
The sisters arrive in Lori and Leni's room slightly annoyed
"Come on! I was working on a joke." Luan said.
Lori lifts up her shoe and bangs it.
"I hereby call this meeting to order. Lisa, can you read the minutes from the last meeting?" Lori asked.
"Item 1: It was resolved that in the matter of Lily's diaper pail-" Lisa began to say.
Lincoln takes the previous meeting's minutes and crumples it up. "Forget that! We need to discuss..." Lincoln takes out what he found in the mail. "...this! It's a love letter, and it's addressed to Lady Loud." He said.
The sisters gasp.
Lana coughs. "Oh, dang it. I just swallowed my gum." She said.
Lori takes the letter out and starts reading it.
"Dear L. Loud, Day after day, I hope and I pine, I'm too shy to come forward, but I wish you were mine. Signed, your secret admirer?" Lori asked.
"W-w-wait! Who's it for? Lady Loud could be any one of you guys." Lincoln said.
"Clearly, the letter's for me, and it's from Bobby. I mean, duh, right?" Lori asked.
"No, not duh! That letter could be for any of us!" Luan yelled.
Begin a series of flashback to various times the sisters have hang out with Jonathan.
First, Luan is practicing her pantomime at school when a Jonathan dressed as mime bumps into her box she's trapped in. The two act it out. Next, Lana is working in a repair garage with Jonathan. Lana looks in her toolbox for a wrench, but can't find one. The Jonathan gives her his wrench from his satchel.
Change to Leni at the mall trying to decide between two matching sweaters, one pink and one purple and having trouble choosing. Jonathan clears his throat to get her attention and shows her the sweater with purple and pink stripes, which Leni loves. Cut to Lola performing a baton twirling routine in a pageant. One judge gives it a 9, another gives it an 8, and another gives it another 9. Jonathan is a judge at pageant about gives it a 10. Lola blushes and smiles.
Switch to Lucy attending Embalm Con and looking at the booth for R.I. Pete's Coffins & Urns. Lucy sees and gasps at the sight of such an amazingly crafted coffin. Jonathan comes out of the coffin and jumps scares her they both start laughing. Meanwhile, in Lisa and Lily room, Lisa is mixing chemicals which explode. Jonathan squeegees her lenses clean to her gratitude.
Next, at a bowling alley, Lynn and Jonathan are giving their regards for a good game. Jonathan spit in his hand. She spits in her hand and the two of them shake. Now, Luna is rocking out in the cafeteria in school and turns to Jonathan and her band mate friends they throw up the goats as she rocks on. Finally, Lily is taking a nap in her crib and starts to whimper until Jonathan starts to rub her back to calm her down. She hugs his arm. End flashbacks.
Lily, Lola, Lana, Lynn, Luan, Luna, and Leni dreamily sigh.
"Sigh...~" Lucy says.
"Okay, we all want the letter to be for us. How do we figure out who it's really for?" Lori asked.
"Simple. Since the writer is clearly shy, we each need to send a signal to the person we think wrote it, letting them know we're interested. Then they'll probably send a second letter, giving us more information." Lucy said.
"Um...how do you know all this?" Lori asked confused.
Lucy holds up a book called "Immortal Secrets". "Vampires send a lot of secret admirer letters. They may be passionate, but they're also painfully insecure." Lucy said.
"Sending a signal it is!" Lori yelled.
Time skip to the girls trying to give Jonathan a signal.
At the cemetery at night, Jonathan and Lucy are having a picnic while sitting on the stone wall.
"Ah, the futility of life. Am I right, Silas?" Lucy asked.
"I wouldn't say that, but I would be lying If I didn't say I did have days where I think life suck." Jonathan said taking a bite out of his chill dog while petting Lucy's head which made her blush.
Later Jonathan is sitting outside a changing room waiting for Leni. Leni is showing off different outfits for Jonathan who claps with each outfit change.
"So Johnny would you say I look pretty?" Leni asked.
"You look beautiful Leni-bun!" Jonathan yelled.
Leni blushes at his compliment. Later in the Loud's living room Jonathan is taking a nap on the couch. A shadow looms over the boy, and it happens to be Lisa.
"Based upon the fluttering of your gorgeous eyelids, you must have had quite a REM cycle." Lisa said.
Jonathan blinks twice. "Thanks, I personally find your lisp adorable." Jonathan says then bops her Lisa nose making her blush. Later in the backyard Lynn throws a foot ball at Jonathan who catch it, she then tackles him. She laughs at him, but Jonathan then grabs her by the sides and they starts wrestling and laughing.
Next, in Jonathan's room, Jonathan is playing a video game and Lily crawls up to him, winks at him and hugs his leg. Jonathan then lifts her up and puts her in his lap. He continues to play while Lily watches.
Time skip to the next meeting.
"Meeting called to order."
"I'll begin with the minutes from the last meeting." Lisa said before reading. "Item 1: No one would let me read the minutes from the previous meeting, so-" Lisa began to say.
Lola snatches the minutes. "And we still won't!" She yelled. She then crumples them up and tosses them aside. "Now, did everyone send their signals?" Lola added.
"I texted Bobby a series of romantic emojis." Lori said.
"Yep! I toot-ally sent mine to Johnny." Luan said.
Flashback to Luan and Jonathan rehearsing for a school play. She slips a whoopee cushion onto his throne when he was about to take a seat on throne. He grabs Luan arm and sits on the throne with Luan on his lap. They both start to laugh. End flashback.
"What you sent your signal to Johnny as in my prince?!" Lola yelled.
"Your prince, wait you sent a signal to Johnny too?!" Luan asked.
"I let Johnny know the score." Lola said.
Flashback to the playground where Jonathan is on the swings he jumps off the swings, but botches the dismount. Lola gives him a 10 nonetheless and gives him a kiss on the noes. End flashback.
Lana wiping her hands. "And I let Jonathan know I'm game by souping up his ride." Lana said.
Flashback to Jonathan drives his car with Lana in the passenger seat which now has turbo engines in it down a hill while screaming and cheering. "Jonathan stops the car and they both throw up outside the car. "Way to go Grease-Monkey my car is way faster." Jonathan says putting her headlock and giving her a noogie. Lana laughs while he does it. End flashback.
"Whoa! Snack Pack likes one of sisters, we're gonna be step brothers!" Lincoln cheered.
"So we know who it is. Now, we just have to wait for-" Lori began to say.
Enter Luna with the next letter.
"Dudes! The second letter! You called it, Luce Change!" Luna yelled.
Lucy shrugs off what Luna called her. Lori opens it up and finds a rose falling out of it in slow motion. Her siblings gasp.
Lana coughs. "Dang it, I swallowed my gum again!" she yelled.
"Okay." Lori said before reading the letter.
let your
blond light
negotiate my
path to
what this true
love must
have
"...Blonde?" Lori asked.
The blondes are surprised while the others are disappointed
"Aw, dang it!" The brunettes yelled.
"I can't date Johnny I'm with Bobby now, why did he say something years ago?!" Lori yelled.
"So, the secret admirer contest is down to Lola, Lana, Lori, and Leni." Lincoln said.
"Ah, poo-poo." Lily says upset.
Lana, Lola and Leni cheer, but Lori doesn't.
Lincoln looks around the room and sees Luna with a glum face.
"Luna, are you ok?" Lincoln asked.
"Yeah. And come to think of it, you never told us the signal you gave Jon." Luan said.
"That's 'cause I didn't give one. The more I thought about it, the more I realized...Jon's way out of my league, dudes." Luna said insecure.
The others disagree and encourage her.
"No way. That's not true." Lincoln said.
"Yeah, Luna, you are totes in his league and If he just wants one of us for just being a blonde he's out of your league. Okay, Lucy, what's the next step?" Lori asked.
Lucy consults her book.
"Well, since Jonathan sent a rose as a token of his affection, we need to deliver a token in return. Then there should be a third and final love letter requesting a rendezvous." Lucy said.
The Blondes and Luna start cheering.
"Rockin'!" Luna yelled.
"This is so exciting!" Leni yelled.
"I hope it's me!" Lola yelled.
"Me too!" Lana yelled.
"Me three!" Luan yelled wearing a large blonde wig.
"Nice try, Blondie." Lori said taking Luan's wig off her.
"Can't blame a gal for trying?" Luan asked then giggled.
Time skip.
Lola gives Jonathan a box with a note.
"Hi, Johnny I wanted to give this you for being such a great guy.~" Lola said.
Jonathan read the note and smiled.
"Someone been getting better in spilling haven't they?" Jonathan asked with smirked.
"Shut up!" Lola yelled with smiled.
Jonathan open the box and saw a crown had for him.
"I guess you can say I got the royal treatment, thanks princess." Jonathan said putting the crown on and lifting Lola up and puts her on his back and gives her a piggyback ride.
Later at the park, Lana and Jonathan are sitting on a tree branch.
"I think your really cool so I wanted to give you this." Lana said giving him a heart shaped rock.
"Whoa! A rock shaped liked heart that's so sweet Lana." Jonathan said.
"Hey, your right It is shaped liked a heart give It back!" Lana yelled trying to take it back.
"Sorry you already gave It to me no take backs." Jonathan said holding it away from her.
Lana kept trying to get the rock while Jonathan laughed.
Next Leni is making a smoothie in the kitchen and Jonathan walks in.
"Hi, Johnny want to share this smoothie with me?" Leni asked putting two straws in the drink.
"Sure, kind of a couple thing to do tho eh?" Jonathan asked grabbing the cup.
"Oh Is it?~" Leni asked sharing the drink with Jonathan.
Later, at the high school, Luna is waiting for Jonathan on the bus.
Luna sighs. "Roses are red, Mick Swagger is sick, my token for you is my favorite pick." She says to herself.
Jonathan walk pass by Luna and waves who looks away was too shy to give Jonathan her pick.
Luna sighs. "Dream on, Lunes. You're the owner of a lonely heart." She says looking down in disappointment.
In the living room, another meeting is being held.
"Okay, Blondie Louds, did everybody deliver their tokens?" Lori asked.
"Check!" Leni yelled.
"Yup!" The twins yell.
They turn to see Luna look despondent.
"I bailed, dudes. I'm telling you, there's no way J digs me." Luna said.
Lynn grabs Luna's shirt collar. "Some of us would kill to still be in the running! Luna looked scared. Don't you quit now!" Lynn yelled.
Leni screams in surprise.
"O-M-Gosh, you guys! The mailman likes me too!" Leni yelled taking out another love letter. "He just handed me this letter! I don't feel the same way about him, so I let him down gently." Leni added.
Everyone looks at Leni dumbfounded for a second. Lori takes the next letter and opens it.
Lori reads the latter "Lady. Loud, Here's a third letter, I think it's time we put love on the menu" "Aw." The sisters coo. Lori continues reading. "Meet me tonight at Banger's & Mosh, the British eatery and rock venue. Guys, Lucy was right!" Lori yelled.
Everyone gasps at the sound of it, especially Luna.
"Luna! It's definitely you!" Lincoln yelled.
"Whoa! This is really happening! What do I wear?" Luna asked surprised.
Her siblings cheer and carry her upstairs except Leni.
"I'll be right there! I-I just wanna make sure the mailman is okay." Leni said.
At Banger's & Mosh, the kids are looking around for Jonathan.
"Guys, I don't see J anywhere." Luna said.
"Maybe Jon's hidden behind that bald dork." Lana said.
"Whoa! That dork is sitting with Mom!" Lynn yelled, but realizes. "Oh. It's Jon." Lynn said.
The kids approach the two.
"Kids? What're you guys doing here?" Rita asked.
"We're here cause Luna got a secret admirer letter from Jon telling her to meet here." Lincoln said
"We're here for moral support." Lana said.
"And dessert." Lola said.
"Oh, I'm so sorry. There's been a mix-up. That letter was meant for your mom." Jonathan said.
"Wait. Jonathan is our real Dad?" Leni asked.
"No! I was just taking your mom out on a date cause Mr. Loud was out of town." Jonathan said blushing.
"Your father and I had a date planned his week, but he had to leave on a trip so Johnny took his place." Rita said rubbing Jonathan head.
"Luna, I'm sorry that letter wasn't for you. I hope you're not too disappointed." Jonathan said.
"Well...I was at first, but now I can tell you this." Luna walks up to Jonathan and grabs his hands. "Jonathan...I love you bro would you go on a date with me?" Luna asked blushing a bit.
Jonathan blushed and though for a moment.
"No." Jonathan said.
The sibling gasped and Luna looked heart broke. "W-Why?" Luna asked tearing up.
"Cause I own most of your sisters a date first for misleading them and Lincoln so bro time. Is that ok?" Jonathan said squeezing Luna's hands.
"S-Sure you jerk." Luna said.
Her siblings cheer in agreement
"This is cause for celebration! MEAT PIES FOR EVERYONE!" Rita yelled.
The other restaurant attendants cheer, thinking he's buying for all.
"Uh, I-I meant just for my family." Rita said.
The attendants groan in disappointment.
"Oh, come on! There's 13 of us!" Rita yelled.
Cut to a montage of Jonathan and the Louds together.
Lori and Jonathan play mini golf, Leni and Jonathan make a sweater together, Luan juggles a munch of different things while Jonathan throws more things to her. Lynn and Jonathan play basketball together in the backyard, Lucy and Jonathan reading books up side down in a tree, Lola and Jonathan slow dance with Lola on Jonathan feet.
Lana rides on her skate broad with Jonathan trying to follow her wearing skates, Lisa and Jonathan look through a telescope into the night watching the stars, Lily sleeps on Jonathan's chest while plays his handheld against Lincoln.
Luna and Jonathan jam with Luna's band mates in Jonathan's room.
"That was rocking guys we're going places!" Luna yelled.
"Yeah we are! Hey who's up Burpin' Burger I'm buying." Sam said.
"I can eat. You guys go to my car I'll drive us there." Jonathan said.
"Yeah!" Luna's friends cheered running out the garage.
Luna then walks up from behind Jonathan and hugs him behind.
"So J do you want smooch for a bit before we get going?" Luna asked with a flirting tone.
"I don't know 'Smooch' is more of Linc's kind of jam." Jonathan said flirting back.
"You know what I mean bro." Luna said pouting.
"I know just messing with ya luv." Jonathan said before kissing her on the lips.
Luna giggles and grabs his keys. "Come on let's get on road." Luna said.
Jonathan smiles and grabs her hand. "Let's." Jonathan said and the two walked out the door.
