Introduction:
Me: Last time on the 10th chapter of Total Drama Island Interlude II: Duncan Baby Daddy. Sherry scared the crap out of all the girls in the Basses Girl cabin because she was missing! Geoff told them that Sherry was cuddling with Duncan in the boys cabin. Everyone was touched of that site. Heather got a monster cold from being in the freezer all night! Tehe EXCELLENT!! Ahem. Duncan was playing tag with his little girl and discovered and cigarette burn mark on her arm. He asked her how she got it and she said she got it from her papa! In the Confessional Can Duncan showed us that if Sherry's father comes and hurts her, he'll hurt him more! (With the German army, a Bazooka, Me and DubbleV with metal bats, Mr. Taco, and Batman!) Ahem. So how will Duncan hurt him? Will he and Courtney get some alone time? Find out right now in the sweetest and romantic chapter yet on the interlude of Total-Drama-Island!
Chapter 11: Babysitting Artist Gwen!
At the Dock of Shame:
It's been 2 days that Sherry was here in camp. She and Duncan were spending a lot of time with each other on Monday and Tuesday. Now it's Wednesday early afternoon. Duncan and Courtney decided to spend the whole day alone. They ask Gwen to watch Sherry in the Gopher girl cabin and Gwen said yes. Now Duncan and Courtney are sitting on the Dock of Shame making out.
Courtney: (Smooching him.) Finally some time to our self!
Duncan: (Picks her up.) Come on, we are going some place quieter.
Courtney: Where? Don't you know that Chris has webcams everywhere for his stupid wedpage?
Confessional Can:
Chris: Just for the record, my webpage is not stupid! It took me 300 bucks out of our show's budget to pay Bill Gates to make the webpage for me!
End of Confessional:
Duncan: Yeah but there is only one place where the FCC won't allow webcams to film in……the Bathroom!
Courtney: Oh….ok! (Giggles)
They run into the communal bathroom on the Gophers' side of camp and turned off the lights in there. They started to make out in there and they were making out for a long time. Owen is walking over to the bathroom!
Owen: (Burps) Ahhh that was a good supper. (Pats his stomach and feels full.) Time to take a dump! (Opens the door and walks into the dark bathroom. He hears smooching noises and giggling.) Ummmmm hello? (Flicks the lights on and sees Duncan and Courtney making out have naked without noticing him.) SWEET UNCLE SAM'S CORNPIPE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (Runs out of the bathroom and is still screaming.)
They both stopped making out.
Duncan: (Looks at his watch and sees its 10:00 pm.) Oh man we gotta go back to Sherry.
They got into their clothes. They started to walk to the Gopher Girls' cabin.
In the Gopher Girls' Cabin:
Gwen and Sherry are drawing pictures on paper with crayons. Sherry showed Gwen something she drew.
Gwen: (Sees that Sherry drew Her holding hands with Duncan with a house behind them in a colorful scribbling type of art.) Awwww, that's sooo sweet. You really love Duncan do you?
Sherry: (Yawns.) Yeah! I wish he was my papa. I wuv him so much!
Gwen: (Looks curious.) Why do you want him instead of your real dad? Doesn't he care about you?
Sherry: No! (Frowns) He hurts me. Calls me names and is always lazy from drinking stuff every night. My mom died because of him! Duncan never does that.
Gwen: (Sad) Sherry, how did he make her die?
Sherry: (Starts to cry.) He………He………..He took a (Interrupted by a honking horn sound.)
They looked out the window seeing a big muscular but fat shadowy figure of a man slamming the car door while drinking a huge bottle. His eyes were blood shot, teeth were yellow and arms bigger than a box. Duncan who sees this out of the cabin with Courtney is realizing something and gets shocked.
Duncan: (Whispers to Courtney) That's my old man!!
Me: bum-Bum-BUM!! WOW! Could this be Duncan's dad? Could Duncan be a brother to Sherry? Find out next time in the most shocking a surprising chapter yet on the interlude of Total-Drama-Island!