Ichigo-baachan (Grandma Strawberry)

Summary: NarutoXHarryPotter crossover. Orochimaru joining forces with Voldemort? Naruto at Hogwarts? Harry Potter-sama? Wtf happened?

Title: Harry Potter-sama! Wtf?

Chapter 11

Ichigo: I am really, truly, extremely sorry that I haven't updated in a long time. -feels guilty- ehhh...well. I said that for every chapter I updated, haven't I? Okay. Well...I've read over my story so far, and I wish I could rewrite it, because at parts, it sounds really idiotic. Seriously. But that'll take way too long, since you all probably know that I suck at updating fast. And I also think that although Sakura is the main character, I should show what is happening in the other Houses' dorms, classes, etc., since the other characters aren't really...very involved in the story. I am seriously a baka. Heheh. No. Okay. Well. I hope you think that the champions I picked for my story is decent enough, and...well. You know how I picked the champions? Using straws. I'm such a great decision-maker, aren't I? Well my friend gave me that idea...blame it on him. Actually, don't. Blame me for listening to him. Heheh.

Harry Potter-sama! Wtf?

By: Ichigo-baachan

Chapter 11

"Blah", -Talking

'Blah', -Thinking

"Blah", -Inner Sakura

"Blah",- Scroll Talk

A.N.- I don't own Naruto. And I mean the manga. And the anime. And the character. And all the other characters in the anime and manga. I think you get it now.

..?(Chapter 11 Start!!)..?

"Ne ne. Forehead, wake up."

"Ugh...fuggaluggammf," a voice beneath Gryffindor covers grumbled.

A shock of pink hair burrowed even deeper into the pillow as Ino prodded the figure.

"Just one more minute...," Sakura mumbled.

With a sigh, the blonde cried out softly,"What are you doing here, Draco Malfoy?"

Covers went flying as Sakura sat up in her bed and snarled,"What the hell, baldy-huh?"

With a look of confusion, Sakura looked around for the pale-headed Slytherin, and Ino grinned, proud that her plan had been a success.

"Hurry up, Sakura. We're going to miss breakfast if you don't get your big ole' butt moving."

"I do not have a big butt," Sakura protested, as Ino pushed her towards her mahogany closet.

Ino rolled her eyes and said,"Just dress up and I'll meet you in the Great Hall in ten," and then leaped out of the Gryffindor girl's dormitory.

When at last she finally tied on her Konoha head-protector, Sakura scrambled into her black Hogwarts robes and rushed out.

'Damn, it got so crowded since Beauxbatons and Durmstrang came,' Sakura thought, as she entered the Great Hall.

The Great Hall had once again been transformed. This time, instead of decorated with the symbols of Hogwarts, it was now decorated for that day's special occasion: Halloween.

After seating herself besides Naruto and Rock Lee, Sakura stole a piece of bacon off of Ino's plate.

"Hey forehead! It's called asking," Ino grumbled.

"You know you shouldn't eat your own kind, Ino-pig. It's not right," Sakura replied while munching happily on the crispy piece of pork.

"What?!"

"It is true, Yamanaka. It'll be a bit like cannibalism, in a way," Kiba said, grinning.

"Oh, shut up, dog-boy," Ino retorted, sticking her tongue out at the Inuzuka.

"Now now! No need for any quarreling at the beginning of the day, ne, Sakura-san?" Rock Lee cried.

"Hai hai, Lee-san."

Rock Lee beamed at the kunoichi and then turned to Naruto, who was already on his sixth breakfast plate.

"Naruto-kun! I see you are eating well to save up your energy for today!"

Just as Naruto was about to reply, a piece of toast seemed to go down the wrong pipe, and he started coughing.

Rock Lee's eyes widened, and he started to shake Naruto to and fro, asking if the whiskered boy was all right. Naruto was now turning a lovely shade of purple, and still seemed to be gagging and choking on the piece of toast.

"Eh...Sakura. I think Naruto-baka needs your help right now," Kiba said, pointing to the choking Uzumaki.

"Jeez Naruto...be more careful when you eat, will you? And you're going to get indigestion if you eat that fast," Sakura muttered, preparing to thump Naruto's back.

Seeing what Sakura was about to do, Naruto's eyes widened. "I-It's okay, S-Sakura-chan. N-no need for hitting. I-I'm fine! S-See? N-no ch-choking! And I c-can talk f-fine n-now!" Naruto choked out.

Sakura raised an eyebrow at the still purple-faced boy and said,"Obviously note," and thumped Naruto's back hard.

Out flew a large glob of wet piece of toast, mashed together with chewed up scrambled eggs.

The Gryffindor table watched and cringed as the object flew towards an oblivious Ron Weasley, who was just entering the Great Hall with Hermione and Harry.

Cries of warning and disgust caused the trio to look up, and Ron gave a yell. "Oh, bloody hell-!"

The gob of chewed up food splattered onto the floor, just after Ron, Harry, and Hermione were pushed out of the way. Ron panted heavily, as if he had just ran a marathon, and Hermione and Harry's nose wrinkled in disgust as they saw what had almost hit them.

After pulling out her wand from the pocket of her robes, Hermione muttered a cleaning spell as Ron looked at their savior. When he say who it was, he gave an awkward grin, and laughed nervously.

"Er...thanks, Uchiha."

"Hn."

Sakura walked over and said,"You could just call him Sasuke, Ron-san."

"Er...yes...of course."

"So..has anyone put their name in yet?" Harry asked, looking at the crowd surrounding the Goblet of Fire.

Sakura shrugged, but Sasuke nodded and replied. "All of the students from Durmstrang has."

"Anyone from Hogwarts?" Hermione questioned, stuffing her wand back into her robe.

Again, Sasuke answered. "Not that I know of, no."

"Some may have put their names in last night," a voice behind them said.

Sakura turned around and saw the red-haired Kazekage.

"Ohayo, Gaara-san!"

"Ohayo, Haruno-san."

Sakura pretended to be upset. "I do recall our agreement on the name basis, Kazekage-sama."

Gaara coughed and corrected himself. "Of course...I meant...Ohayo Sakura-san."

Sakura grinned and waved to Tenten, who was leading the rest of the shinobi with her.

"Hey look, Ron. It's that girl you keep checking out," Kankurou said, pointing to the silver-haired beauty from Beauxbaton.

Ron turned to look, and then stopped. The group laughed as his face turned a flaming red, and the Weasley tried to have a conversation with Harry, as if nothing had happened.

Sakura watched as what appeared to be every Beauxbaton student drop their names into the Goblet of Fire.

"We did it!" a giddy voice exclaimed behind Neji.

The shinobi, Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned and saw Fred, George, and Lee Jordan. Sakura eyed them curiously.

"Did what?" Naruto asked, grimacing as he rubbed his back where Sakura had thumped him.

"Fred got a girlfried, obviously," Lee Jordan whispered.

"...Seriously?" Kiba asked.

"No. But we just took it! All three of us!" Fred cried, after shoving Lee Jordan lightly.

"Took what?" Harry asked.

The two twins and Lee Jordan looked at each other and grinned triumphantly. "The Aging Potion, of course. What do you think, Professor Trelawney's crystal ball?" Fred said, a smug look on his face.

Nodding, George said, "We're going to split the tousand Galleons if one of us wins."

"A thousand Galleons?" Naruto said.

Chouji, Naruto, and Kankurou smiled happily, and their eyes showed that their minds were on something else.

"Bet you Chouji is thinking how many BBQ restaurants he could go to, ne Shika?" Ino giggled, nudging Shikamaru.

"And I bet you that Naruto is thinking of all the ramen he could buy," Sakura whispered to Sasuke.

"And Kankurou is probably thinking of all the puppet-making equipment he could buy," Temari mumbled to Gaara. "Since you don't give him money and all, even though you're the Kazekage."

"Because it is best to save up money in case of an emergency, Temari," Gaara replied.

They all quieted down and watched as Fred took out a piece of parchment and stepped over the golden line around the Goblet. Everybody seemed to have held their breaths in, and Rock Lee exclaimed quietly, "It worked!"

"BBQ...," Chouji mumbled.

George had also thought that it had worked, and jumped in. With a loud popping noise, two twins were hurled out of the circle, now with two identical, long, snow-white beards.

"I did warn you. I suggest you two head up to the Hospital Wing so that Madame Pomfrey and Ms. Shizune can treat you. But I must say, those are extremely magnificent beards that you two grew," Dumbledore chuckled, stroking his own beard.

Sakura laughed along with the rest of the Great Hall.

"Ne, ne, Sasuke-teme. Can you imagine yourself if you had done that?" Naruto joked, prodding the smirking Uchiha.

Sakura giggled at the thought, and Sasuke frowned and said,"Imagine yourself, dobe. Now that'd be frightening."

"Well...," Naruto started. "Actually, teme, I think I would look even more handsome."

Almost everyone who had heard this almost choked on their own saliva.

"Nani?!" Temari exclaimed.

"I mean, come on. You think so too, right, Hinata-chan?"

"Ano...," Hinata was speechless.

"See, Naruto? Even Hinata can't see any good from that!" Sakura laughed as Naruto pouted.

"So what're we going to do today?" Hermione asked, after the laughter died down.

"Well, we haven't visited Hagrid yet," Harry replied after a moment or two.

"Wait...we have no classes today?" Kankurou asked.

"Yeah...hey Hermione, did you ask Hagrid-san if he wanted to join S.P.E.W.?" Tenten asked.

Hermione's face brightened. "That's a great idea! Thanks loads, Tenten! Want to come along, guys?"

Just as Tenten was about to decline, Shino and Neji cut in.

"Yes, actually," they said in unison, the rest of the shinobi passing.

Tenten gave a questioning glance at the two, and Shino nodded to Neji.

"We have to keep an eye on him, remember?" Neji whispered as Shino nodded in agreement.

As the six of them headed out, Sakura couldn't help but notice Hermione looking at Neji with a thoughtful look on her face.

Frowning slightly, Sakura pulled out her Communication scroll and wrote,"Keep an eye on Hermione-san. I think she's up to something, or is suspicious of us."

The remainder of the shinobi nodded to her after they had read what she had written, and the scroll gave out a tingle.

Looking down, Sakura read:

Shino: I've put one of my bugs on Hermione-san, and it will report to me if she does anything.

Anko: Aww. You kids are working hard, eh?

Naruto: Working hard on bothering Snape?

Anko: Of course. Oops. Got to run. Gai's going to rant about youth to me again.

Sakura laughed at the young-at-heart older kunoichi, and then headed outside with the rest of the shinobi.

"Ne ne, who's that?" Chouji said, taking out a bag of candy, meaning a strange figure leaning against a tree near the lake.

"I don't know," Naruto replied, eyeing the candy bag that Chouji was clutching.

Sakura squinted, but couldn't tell who it was, but could tell it wasn't a student.

"Hyuuga-san, can you?" Sasuke said softly, eyeing the figure, slowly taking out a kunai knife.

"Hai. Byakugan!"

"Can you tell who it is, Hinata-san?" Shikamaru said, glancing at the Hyuuga.

"I-it's...it appears to be Professor Trelawney-san," Hinata said quietly.

"Nani? What's she doing?" Sakura asked.

"S-she...appears to be...unconscious," Hinata replied.

Sakura and the rest rushed toward the teacher, but still had their kunai out. 'It's best to be safe,' Sakura thought, as they reached the tree.

"Professor Trelawney? Can you hear me?" Sakura asked.

The strange teacher didn't reply. Ino moved to shake the woman, but Sakura put her hand out to stop her.

"Wait."

Quickly, but cautiously, Sakura checked the woman's pulse and forehead. "Well, she doesn't seem to have an irregular heartbeat...and she doesn't have a fever too..."

Sakura put two fingers beneath the unconscious woman's nose and sighed in relief. "Thank goodness..she's breathing."

Sakura parted Professor Trelawney's eyelids, and checked the pupils and said to the others,"She may just be sleeping."

"Ne, ne, Professor Trelawney?" Naruto said, prodding the body with a stick, and yelped as he leaped back, for the professor had suddenly opened her eyes.

But unlike her normal misty eyes, they were blank, cold, and they seemed to be staring through the people before her. Sakura shivered slightly and almost by reflex, looked at Sasuke.

'That's what his eyes used to look like..,' she thought, and her eyes saddened.

"When he was with Orochimaru, huh?" Inner Sakura said.

Sasuke looked at Sakura with a questioning glance, and like Sai, she gave him a fake smile. (AN.-Sai's back in Konoha, and maybe, just maybe he might appear later on -wink wink-)

"Don't put on fake smiles, Sakura," Sasuke said softly.

"Yeah, or you'll turn like jerk back at home!" Naruto chimed in, grinning.

Sakura smiled.

"Dark magic," a dark voice said.

Sakura turned to look at the Professor, who was now sitting up, staring at her.

"Huh?" Ino said.

"Ino, be quiet. Let her speak," Shikamaru said, putting his hand on Ino's shoulder.

"Dark magic," the woman started again. "Dark magic has been cast upon the Goblet of Fire. The amount of champions will increase from the original three, one of the champions being the Boy-Who-Lived..."

"Nani? Potter?" Temari said, and Gaara motioned his older sister to be quiet.

"The Dark Lord will rise again...," Trelawney finished, and she slumped back onto the tree.

Sakura gazed at the unconscious professor, thoughts racing through her mind. "Dark magic has been cast upon the Goblet of Fire...and the three original champions will become four, Harry being the fourth...and the Dark Lord will rise again?" she muttered to herself.

Her eyes widened, and both her and Shikamaru spoke in unison,"The Dark Lord has to be connected somehow to the Triwizard Tournament."

Shikamaru scribbled quickly into the communication scroll, telling the others what had happened. After a moment of thinking, Sakura frowned slightly, and then turned to face the shinobi.

"Myself, Sasuke, Naruto, and Gaara will head toward Dumbledore-san's office. The rest of you, carry Professor Trelawney to the Hospital Wing, and inform Shizune-san what had happened. Make sure that it is Shizune-san who is the one to care for the Professor, not Madame Pomfrey. Shikamaru, write to Tenten, Neji-san, and Shino-san to stay with Harry Potter, Hermione, and Ron at Hagrid's and to be on guard. We will contact each other if anything happens, and we will all meet here at twelve p.m.," Sakura said, hastily giving out orders.

The others nodded and Rock Lee picked up the professor, and they all started towards the castle, Shikamaru writing into the scroll.

As the group separated ways inside the castle, Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara dashed off towards Dumbledore's office, causing the students and guests in the hall to leap to the side to avoid them.

"What the hell?" Malfoy muttered, his eyes trying to follow the four shinobi.

"You four! Stop right now!" a cold voice cried out.

The four of them skidded to a stop, and Sakura glared at Snape. "Students are not allowed to run throughout the school, causing a ruckus like this. I will take 50 points from each of your Houses, and all of you will have detention for a week," Snape hissed.

"No you won't. Headmaster Dumbledore has asked for them personally this instant, so they technically are allowed to run throughout the school like that. They will not be receiving detention and will not have any points taken from their Houses," the voice of Professor McGonagall retorted sharply.

With an angry glare at the intruding professor, Snape quickly walked down the hall, his robes billowing behind him as usual.

"I have heard from Professor Kurenai, who I was having tea with, about what had happened. She was informed of this by your...communication scrolls and you four will need the password to enter the office of Dumbledore. Today, it is tally-wally-frog-gum," the Transifiguration professor said quickly, and nodded at the four shinobi when she was done.

"Thank you very much, Professor McGonagall," Sakura said, bowed quickly, and then rushed off again.

In an quiet and empty hall stood a stone gargoyle in front of the entrance to Dumbledore's office. "Tally-fally-toad-gum," Naruto said quickly.

The stone gargoyle did not move. "It's tally-wally-frog-gum, dobe," Sasuke said.

The gargoyle responded to the word, and sprang aside. Gaara, Naruto, and Sasuke hurriedly followed after Sakura, who had climbed the spiral stone staircase, and was now knocking on the smooth oak door.

"Come in," Dumbledore's voice said.

...? (Hagrid's Hut-before Professor Trelawney)..?

"She's suspicious of us and she knows something, huh," Tenten muttered, following Ron, Harry, and Hermione, who were chattering away.

"Ne, Shino, Neji. What should we do if she really is up to something?"

"Inform our senseis, Dumbledore-san, and Hokage-sama," Shino replied.

"They will know what would be best to do," Neji put in, as they reached the door to Hagrid's hut.

As Harry knocked on the door, Tenten jumped back as she heard Fang's loud barking.

"Scared of dogs?" Hermione asked.

"No. Just didn't expect the barking," Tenten said, studying the girl before her.

The door of Hagrid's hut opened, and they entered.

"Bout time! I thought you lot'd forgotten where I live!" Hagrid said, chuckling to himself, but stopped when he saw who was with the normal visitors.

"Ah. Tenten of Hufflepuff and Hyuuga Neji from Ravenclaw eh? But 'Arry...you brought a bloody Slytherin to my hut?" Hagrid questioned, looking stonily at Shino, who was petting Fang.

"Fang, come 'ere."

Harry grinned and said,"Shino is from Slytherin, but he's not that lot, Hagrid."

Hagrid nodded grimly, still not believing that they had brought a Slytherin into his home.

"No really-he doesn't talk much, but he hangs around with a decent lot that has a mix of all the Houses, and all of them, including the Slytherins, hate Malfoy," Ron said, trying to bite an enormous biscuit that Hagrid had offered to him.

Hagrid still had a suspicious look in his face, and Ron stopped making gagging faces about the biscuit to Hermione and spoke again. "Seriously, Hagrid! All of them, and I say including the Slytherins in their lot, insult and beat up Malfoy and his cronies lots of times!"

At this, Hagrid brightened up, and said,"Yeh, I saw tha' big ole' bruise on Draco's cheek last class. Sorry 'bout that, Shino."

Shino nodded and quietly said,"Apology accepted."

Hermione giggled and whispered into Tenten's ear, who started laughing too. They had finally gotten a good look at Hagrid, who was dressed in a very horrible hairy brown suit with a checkd yellow and orange tie. He had also seemed to have slicked his hair into two bunches.

"So, Hagrid. How's the skrewts?" Ron stammered out, red in the face.

As the four old friends talked, a tingle rang in the three shinobi's pockets. Glancing at their communication scrolls, they read about what had happened with Professor Trelawney. Then:

Shikamaru: Neji, Tenten, and Shino. Stay where you are at Hagrid's and keep guard. Be careful. Meet at the twisted oak tree near the lake at twelve in the afternoon.

Tenten fixed her hair, and checked to see that all her kunai, shurikin, and other weapons were in place, and sat down next to Harry. "So Hagrid...want to join S.P.E.W.?" she started.

...?(After the rest of the shinobi departed from Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and Naruto in the castle)...?

As the shinobi raced through the halls, they got strange looks at the students of Hogwarts and the guests of Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. It never occured to them that they would see the day Rock Lee would piggy-back Professor Trelawney.

Finally, they reached the hospital wing, where they informed Shizune what had happened. "I'll keep watch over her," Shizune said, as Madame Pomfrey moved towards the still-unconscious professor.

Madame Pomfrey smiled and said,"You're a great help, Ms. Shizune. If you need anything, I'll be on the other side, tending to some other students foolish enough to try to trick the Age-line."

After she had left, the shinobi relaxed and thought about the day's events.

"W-Where am I?"

Professor Trelawney had awakened.

"Oh...you just...fell into a trance while telling the future to some student...and you suddenly fell unconscious because you were quite ill," Shizune lied quickly.

Professor Trelawney smiled at her, and the shinobi noticed her eyes had returned to the normal, misty-eyed stare.

'All's good,' Shikamaru sighed.

...?(Dumbledore's Office)...?

"Ah...I see," Dumbledore murmured, setting down his cup of tea.

"Well...since she has seen the future," the old Headmaster started. "It is impossible to try to prevent Harry from being a participant of the tournament."

"But isn't she a fraud?" Naruto blurted out.

The Headmaster smiled grimly. "She has descended from quite an accurant fortune-teller, so it is not unexpected that she has inherited some qualities from her ancestor. And at times like these, Professor Trelawney tends to be quite right."

"So what are we going to do?" Sasuke asked, crossing his arms across his chest, and seated himself next to Sakura.

"Well. What do you think that we should do, Ms. Haruno?" Dumbledore asked.

"I was planning for you-the Headmaster-to enter our names in the Goblet and cast a spell so that at least four of us shinobi will be chosen," Sakura started.

"That my dear, is crossing the boundaries into the Dark Arts, but I will see what I can do. But who will these four be?"

"Myself, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, and Sabaku no Gaara."

The three boys whose names were said looked at her, a surprised look upon their faces.

"And," Sakura continued. "I was thinking of pairing up with the original champions, the three unknown champions and Harry."

Dumbledore nodded. "That will suffice."

...?(Twelve o'clock)...?

After the shinobi had discussed what had happened to each other at the hour of lunch, they agreed to who the Triwizard champions.

'Now all we have to do is wait for dinner,' Sakura thought.

...?(Dinner)..?

As everybody seated themselves at their tables and had finally finished dining, the golden plates cleared, and Dumbledore stood to his feet.

"In about one minute, the goblet will be ready to make its decision. When the names of the champions are called, they will come to the top of the Hall and go through the door behind the staff table, where they will receive their first set of instructions."

The Great Hall seemed to shudder with excitement, and Sakura gripped the side of the table so tightly that her knuckles turned white. Dumbledore waved his wand in the air, and all the candles except the ones inside the carved pumpkins were put out, and after a short while, sparks flew from the goblet, which had turned a bright red.

A piece of parchment fluttered out of the goblet, and Dumbledore read in a loud and clear voice,"The champion for Durmstrang will be Viktor Krum."

The Great Hall erupted in applause, as Viktor Krum rose from his seat at the Slytherin table and disappeared into the door behind the staff table.

After the sound died down, another piece of parchment came out, and Dumbledore read,"The champion for Beauxbatons will be Fleur Delacour."

The silver-haired beauty that Ron was so fond of stood up and bowed, shook her magnificent silver head and vanished into the chamber like Viktor had.

Again, after the Hall was again silent, a third parchment fell. "The Hogwarts champion is Cedric Diggory!"

The Great Hall erupted with noise from the Hufflepuffs, and Sakura heard a cry of anguish from Ron, who seemed to be disappointed.

The third, and what appeared to be last, champion vanished like the other two before him, into the chamber where the others were waiting.

The Hall started to increase in noise as the students started talking about the champions, when the Goblet of Fire again turned a bright red, and five slips of parchment fluttered out.

The room was full of silence, as Dumbledore cleared his throat and said. "Harry Potter of Hogwarts."

Every student turned to look at the Boy-Who-Lived, and no one dared to speak.

"And," Dumbledore again started. "Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, and Sabaku no Gaara from Japan."

...? (Chapter 11...Finish!)...?

Ichigo: Wow.

Sakura?

Ichigo: Wow.

Sasuke: ...

Ichigo: WOW.

Naruto: WOW!

Ichigo: How come you're saying wow, Naruto?

Naruto: I don't know.

Sakura: Why are you saying wow, Ichigo?

Ichigo: Because that was one dramatic chapter.

Sasuke: Hn.

Ichigo: I hope all the readers out there liked it! Read and review, please!