Chapter 11...thanks for answering my questions! I just watched OotP last night...big jump I know. Here we go, chapter 11!!
Lalalalala I'm bored. It's HoM and I'm boooorrreeeddd.
Do you guys ever take notes?
No.
That's your job, Moony.
I'm not taking notes anymore for you guys! You're on your own!
You go, Remus! Finally someone stands up to them. And even their own friend.
What?! Okay, I'm okay with that. Not sure about Padfoot.
Oh lord, is he hyperventilating?
Yeah.
Is anyone going to do anything?
Yeah!
I was gonna say no, but you wrote first.
You guys are so mean. You won't help me if I was dying!!
Did you expect us to?
YES!!
I would help you, but you were just breathing fast. When your face turns purple, that's when I come in.
Exactly.
By then, it would be to late.
No, we would just calm you down.
But by the time you calm me down, I would be dead.
Not like I would care.
Didn't expect you to. But come on, Prongs! Moony!
What? I was taking notes!
Great job, Prongs!
How about me?
You hyperventilated at the words "take notes".
Yeah. I just took the notes!
Way to go, Prongs!
Yeah! Just forget about me!
Sorry Prongs did something better than you!
I feel bad.
It's okay, Padfoot. I don't hate you, I'm your best friend!
I'm your best friend too!
Wow. Did they just hug?
Yes.
Why are the Slytherins laughing?
You hugged. In front of the HoM class.
So?
We were being friends! Geez!
It seemed wierd.
Oh it is ON, Snivellus!
SO on!
Okay...can't wait.
Calm down. Let's play truth or dare!
Really? In HoM?
Yeah!
OK!!
I wanna go first! Prongs, truth or dare?
Dare!!
Hehehe...I dare you to snog Lily in front of the HoM class!
Okay...is that okay with you Lily?
Sure!
...
..
Done!
Great, it really tops it off that Snape and Avery were glaring at us.
Well, I always knew Sniv liked you, but Avery?
Shut up!!
But you don't like them, do you?
NO!
Good! Padfoot, truth or dare?
Dare.
Go up to Alice and tell her...uh...Moony! Help!
Go up to Alice and kiss her on the cheek. IN FRONT OF FRANK LONGBOTTOM!
That's cruel...
Nice one, Moony!
Great punishment for a thick headed loser!
Meanie!
Go do it.
Okay...
There he goes...
Oh he kissed her on the cheek!
Look at Frank's face!
SLAP! Hahaha!
Wow. Frank had the left cheek and Alice manned the right! If his cheek bones don't cave in...
That was HILARIOUS!
That was EMBARRASSING! Lily, truth or dare.
Truth.
Wimp.
No, I'm not stupid enough to do a "Marauder dare".
Okay. Do you really like James? Like love him?
Ooo. I put a charm on her that if she lies, she will grow boils on her face! I'll lift it after she answers...
Should I write the answer?
No, you should shout it to the world!
Okay. Yes.
Wait a couple seconds. If her face grows boils, she's a liar!
Waiting...
Waiting...
Nothing!
Oh yay!!
Nice job!
On what?
I dunno...just felt like saying it.
You are a strange little fellow, Padfoot.
Aww man! This is the first time I'm sad HoM is over! Let's play next class!
Which class is it again?
I thought you of all people would know. We have a DADA test. So when we are finished with it, we will play.
Okay!
Yeah! That will make Padfoot go super quick!
Let's go!
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Thank you for reading this. Part two is next! Thank you again to all who answered my random questions!