Finally! Here's chapter eleven!
Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda! :D
Chapter Eleven: Propulsion Pranks
Previously on One Piece Random One Shots:
"… Well?" I said breaking the silence.
"… Fine. Whatever." They both surprisingly said stomping there way to there usual spots at the table.
They both sat down and everyone continued what they were doing.
That is… Until someone was literally blown off there seat and crashed into the ceiling.
Back to now!
"… Fine. Whatever." Marco and Thatch surprisingly said stomping there way to there usual spots at the table.
They both sat down and everyone continued what they were doing.
"So," Ace started. "You guys didn't find out who…"
Suddenly, Thatch was literally blown off his seat and literally crashed right into the ceiling. It happened so fast that it took Ace and Marco a few seconds to realize that Thatch was no longer in front of them and said person didn't even have time to scream or react about it. Everyone stopped what they were doing as they looked where the fourth commander was now and his head was legitly (A/N: it's a word now! XD) stuck in the ceiling. Then it came to them.
"What happened? It went by so fast! I hardly saw a thing! Is he even still alive?! Poor Thatch!" We all murmured.
"Yo, Thatch!" Ace called to the poor commander. "You still ali…"
Ace was also suddenly launched into the air and hit the ceiling as well. Lucky for him he didn't get his head stuck like Thatch did but the impact was hard enough to knock him out as he fell back down.
Everyone was too stunned to move but then Marco slowly eased away from his seat not wanting to meet the same fate as his friends. We all followed his action for the same obvious reason as well.
"Oi, Ace! You alright there?" Izou asked going up to him. (Dumb thing to ask but it's a common/standard question)
"He's unconscious what makes you think he's alright?!" Haruta butted in.
"It's a standard question!"
Then everyone heard the ceiling cracking and looked where Thatch was.
"Yo, he's gonna fall!" Someone said.
Really?
The ceiling finally gave out and poor Thatch fell but Marco caught him before he hit the floor and he took the hit instead. Once Marco recovered he grabbed Thatch and then looked at everyone.
"Whoever's been pulling these pranks are taking things too far now!" Marco said now getting irritated. "Either you step up and admit it to me or I will tell Oyaji and he will deal with this personally!"
No one dared to move or said anything as it got really quiet. Even the seagulls were quiet.
"Fine. Izou and I are going to take Ace and Thatch to the infirmary. Whoever's been doing these 'pranks' have until the end of the day to show themselves to me. If not, I repeat, I will tell Oyaji and he will deal with you personally. Let's go, Izou. And someone fix the ceiling and those chairs!"
With that being said Marco and Izou left with Thatch and Ace.
-LINE BRE~AK!-
Somewhere on the Moby Dick after breakfast…
"That was genius!" One person said laughing.
"Yes it was! I just hope they'll be alright, though." The other person said laughing and then somewhat concerned. "Now do you have the video Den-Den Mushi?" (A/N: I sort of forgot the name of it)
"Yup, got it right here."
"Perfect. Let's do this."
\(*3*)/ \(*o*)/ \(*0*)/ \(*O*)/ \(*3*)/
Thatch woke up to a world of pain on his head, neck, shoulders and his upper back. He blinked a few times wondering where he was.
"Thatch."
Said person looked to there right and saw Marco standing next to him. He was gonna sit but didn't wanna take any chances with the other chairs on the ship.
"Marco. … Why am I in the infirmary?"
"Apparently someone thought it would be funny if you and Ace were blown off your seats into the air and get stuck in the ceiling."
Thatch blinked again. "What?"
"So I became a victim to, huh?"
Marco and Thatch looked at Ace who was now sitting up on the bed.
"Wait till I find out who did that."
"You and I both." Marco added.
"Wait, so what exactly happened?" Thatch asked completely lost.
"Geez, you hit the ceiling that hard that you don't even remember?" Ace said. "You and Marco sat down beside me and I started talking to you and next thing we knew you were blasted into the ceiling."
"I don't remember any of that."
"Ace was the next victim." Marco added. "He was about to ask if you were alive and then he went flying into the ceiling as well."
"What about everyone else?" Thatch asked.
"We all moved away from our seats just in case. I'm surprised whoever did it didn't decide to just blow up the whole kitchen."
"I'd cry if that were to happen."
"We know." Ace and Marco said.
-Anotherlamelinebreak-
After today's events, Ace and Thatch were forced to stay in the infirmary and Marco was just booted out of the room. Marco still wanted to know who the culprit was for pulling
those pranks on them. He still thinks Haruta and Veve did the hair dye and the face paint. Although the face painting part does sound like Izou. Looks like he has quite a few people to interrogate. He then just remembered that he's been walking around still looking like a pineapple all day (lame pun intended) like nothing and decided to go to his room first to at least try to get most of the face paint off.
It took Marco a lot longer than he thought just to get that off. That's some quality face paint. Now if only he can get his hair back to normal cuz now it just looks like a bunch of rotten bananas on his head.
Marco sighed tiredly. If it weren't for these stupid pranks he would've been able to sleep right now but no~. He had to find out who was doing this and then kick there ass. Marco was about to head for the door but instead ended up lying on his bed.
O.k, maybe he can sleep for a while and feel at least a little better before…
BOOM!
In the infirmary…
"But I wanna eat!" Ace complained trying to leave the bed.
"Stay on the damn bed before I strap you down!" The nurse said pushing him back down. "Look at Thatch. He's asleep. Why can't you be like him and listen?!"
"Hmph. Thatch is a…"
BOOM!
It was so loud that they both practically jumped through the roof. (Almost again for Ace)
Poor Thatch woke up screaming thinking they were being attacked and the nurse had to calm the guy down.
"Calm down. It was just an explosion." The nurse told him.
"Just an explosion?! Where'd it come from?!"
"Obviously somewhere from outside." Ace said.
Random places on the ship…
BOOM!
Everyone looked at the source of the explosion which came from… Marco's room. Seconds later, they saw Marco's bed, which broke through the roof of the room, literally flying in the air (with Marco still on it) and crash landed right through the deck.
Wood was shattered everywhere and the bed and Marco were nowhere to be seen. At this rate they were hoping he didn't crash straight into the ocean. With that in mind, some crew mates went up to the huge gaping hole and cautiously looked down.
"M… Marco?" Vista said hesitantly.
No answer.
"Oi, what happened?" Ace asked coming out of the infirmary with Thatch and the nurse.
"We… Really don't know. Marco's bed was sent booming out of his room right through the roof. With… Marco on it." Vista answered.
*Marco's P.O.V*
I was gonna go back outside but found myself going to the bed instead so I decided to lie down instead. Maybe I can sleep for a while and feel at least a little better before…
BOOM!
Next thing I knew, my bed and I were blown into the air, through the roof which hurt like heck and were sent flying I don't know how many feet in the air. It happened so fast that I didn't even have time to react or scream or even turn into my Phoenix form to make the impact hurt less.
It was dark when I woke up. It was then that I realized that I was actually below deck and buried underneath some wood. I was even still on the bed and boy… Was. I. ANGRY.
"Whoever is doing these pranks… Whoever did this… Is going to pay. And they are NOT GETTING OFF EASY!" I said with anger rising within me.
*Back to third person P.O.V*
"GrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Marco shouted freakishly loud while making blue flames rise up threateningly from the hole which was now burning.
Marco emerged from the hole in full Phoenix form and screeched so loud that everyone flinched and had to cover there ears. He then landed harshly on the deck returning to normal but that didn't keep his flames of anger from forming.
"Marco, calm down! You're gonna burn the ship down!"
"WHO HAD THE GUTS TO TURN MY BED INTO A FUCKING PROPULSION ENGINE?! I TRIED TO BE NICE BUT NOW IT'S BEEN TAKEN WAY TOO FAR!"
No one said a word.
"EITHER SOMEONE ANSWER ME OR I'LL…!"
"MARCO."
"WHAT!?" He yelled turning to the voice but then realized it was Whitebeard. "Oyaji…"
"Calm down, son."
"But…! Oyaji…! Someone…! They…! Look what happened to Thatch, Ace and I! We could've died and I no longer have a bed or a roof in my room!"
"Calm down." Whitebeard repeated. "And put these flames out before we all end up in Davy Jones' locker."
Marco growled as he did what he was told and put the flames out with ease.
Suddenly, a projectile screen from a video Den-Den Mushi appeared on the wall and started playing by itself.
It was showing when Thatch was magically launched into the air during breakfast.
"So," Ace started. "You guys didn't find out who…"
Suddenly, Thatch was literally blown off his seat and literally crashed right into the ceiling.
The video then replayed the incident in slow motion with a song in the background.
*(A/N: Picture the 'Brave Song' by Tada Aoi from the Anime 'Angel Beats' playing during these sentences)*
*Suddenly, Thatch was literally blown off his seat and literally crashed right into the ceiling.*
Some crew mates actually started laughing while others just watched not knowing how to react.
"So that's what happened?" Thatch asked no one in particular. "That was good. Too bad it hurt like…"
The video then switched to when Ace was also launched into the ceiling.
"Yo, Thatch!" Ace called to the poor commander. "You still ali…"
Ace was also suddenly launched into the air and hit the ceiling as well. After a few seconds he unconsciously fell back down.
Once again slow motion.
*Ace was also suddenly launched into the air and hit the ceiling as well. After a few seconds he unconsciously fell back down.*
"Damn, we could've died." Ace said watching the video in disbelief.
"At least your head didn't get stuck in the ceiling." Thatch said.
The video went blank and Marco was about to continue complaining to Oyaji when it started up again.
Marco laid down on his bed and a few seconds after, he and the bed were both blown out of the room, through the roof and into the air. The bed then crash landed right through the deck shattering wood everywhere.
Almost everyone burst out laughing while Marco just felt his anger rising again. The video was then played in slow motion like the others were.
*They were both blown out of the room, through the roof and into the air.*
Everyone laughed even more. Thatch and Ace were trying really hard not to since they knew Marco was getting angrier by the second.
*The bed then crash landed right through the deck shattering wood everywhere.*
And now there is a burning hole where the video was being played at on the ship.
"Marco, are you mad?!" Someone said.
"No, I'm not mad! I'M ANGRY!"
"Listen up!" Whitebeard said holding his Bisento straight up at his side. "Whoever has been pulling these pranks has until tomorrow to confront me. Fail to do so, then I will find out myself. If one more prank is made they will be swabbing the deck and doing dish duty for four months. Until then every single one of you fix this mess immediately. That is all."
With that being said, Whitebeard left and everyone just stood there.
"I would've given them a year. Or more. A lot more." Marco thought and then looked at everyone. "You all heard Oyaji! Get to work!" He said still irritated.
"That includes you to, Marco!"
Marco flinched a little. "Yes, Oyaji!"
Once that person or persons is found out… Well… It's been nice knowing them.
This chapter took foreve~~~r! I got stuck on like three parts! –Cries-
Ace: "Are we gonna find out who's been doing these pranks or what?"
Me: "Yup."
Thatch: "When?"
"Soon."
Marco: "Not soon enough."
Haruta: "I know who's been doing them."
Marco, Ace and Thatch looked at her. "WHO?!" They demanded.
She just smiled.
Me: "Don't forget to review!"
"Oi, don't just cut us off…!"
Me: "Review, please!" XD