Okay I have been quiet in the last few chapters. The song they play in the story is actually real. It was made by Bob Rivers. Parady of a Nat King Cole song, The Christmas Song. The first time I heard this song was when I was 16 and I was laughing so hard I couldn't speak and I felt like I was going to wet myself. I have liked parodies ever since.
I watched the new episode of South Park and they spoofed Cloverfield. That movie sucked though. Hey they mentioned London and the performers were in Trafalgar Square.
I love that show because it's dumb and funny. People who get offended by that show take TV way too seriously.
But when will they make fun of my condition? Oh wait, they already have; ADD. I just want them to make fun of autism too.
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The Puppies Get Their Collars
(Two months have gone by and it is snowing outside real hard and Nanny is coming down the street to Roger and Anita's house. Pongo is barking through the window at her)
Nanny: Hello
Pongo: Woof woof
Nanny: Hello
Pongo: Woof woof
Nanny: Hello
Pongo: Woof woof
Nanny: (in a louder voice) I already said 'Hello'
Pongo: Woof woof
Nanny: (yelling) I already said 'hello' you dumb dog so quit barking at me
(The puppies are on the first level watching Batman Returns. Michelle Pfeifferis on the ground after she is pushed out the window by her boss. Bunch of black cats come out and they are walking around her. One of the puppies gets up and walks up to the TV and changes the channel to another movie. Bunch of street dogs are attacking two burglars by chasing after them after catching them trying to rob the warehouse they live in)
(In the living room, Pongo gets off the sofa and goes into the hallway and up to the door. He stands up and pushes the red button on the wall and Nanny comes in but her body gets stuck in the doorway because she is so big remember)
Nanny: Oof, oh dear, not again (she drops the Harrods bag and tries to push herself into the home)
(Pongo helps too. He pulls her dress she has on and then Perdy comes in the hall and helps too. They both pull on her dress as Nanny keeps pushing herself through and then she finally pops right inside)
Nanny: Thanks you two
(Pongo and Perdy go back in the living room)
(Nanny picks up the bag and goes to the living room. She is not wearing a coat because she doesn't need one because her body fat keeps her warm)
Nanny: I've got them, they're here. Anita? Roger?
(No answer)
Nanny: Anita? Roger? Anyone home? Hello?
(Upstairs, the puppies hear Nanny and they all go running out of the bedroom and down the stairs except for the last one because her muscles are so toned she can't run. Instead she walks slowly and then she rolls down the stairs until she hits the floor in the hallway)
(The Puppies run in the living room and circle around Nanny)
Nanny: I got your collars. Wait until you see them
* * *
(A Bob Rivers song, "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire" parody of a Nat King Cole song "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" is playing in the background as Anita opens the first case. It's a rosy pink collar)
Bob Rivers: Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
(The collar has a name tag on it also and it has the puppy's name on it)
Anita: Jewel Thief
(One of the puppies gets up and walks up to Anita. She is a boy but sadly the Dearlys' mistook it for a girl. His spots made a picture of a person stealing a jewel from the show case)
Bob Rivers: …hot sauce dripping from their toes
One of the chipmunks: Oh that tickles
(Anita picks the puppy up and slides the collar on him. She kisses him and gets some doggy hair in her mouth. She spits it out)
Bob Rivers:…Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
(Roger opens the next case and the collar is blue for the boy puppies)
Roger: Dipshit
Bob Rivers:…They poked hot skewers through their nose
One of the chipmunks: Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!
(Dipshit who has a tail with the color brown at the end that looks like it was dipped in shit gets up and walks up to Roger)
Bob Rivers:… Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
(Roger picks up Dipshit and puts the collar on him. He licks him)
Roger: Ew yuck, puppy germs
Bob Rivers: Help to make them seasoned right
(Nanny opens the next case)
Nanny: Parkinson
(The puppy is shaking all over. He gets up and walks up to Nanny)
Bob Rivers:…Help to make them seasoned right
(Nanny picks up the puppy and puts the collar on him)
Bob Rivers: Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
(Roger opens the next case)
Roger: Too-Toned
(Music continues in the background)
(The puppy gets up real slowly and walks up to Roger by moving her legs without bending them. Her muscles are so tight in her legs, she can't bend them at all because they're too toned. Roger picks her up and puts the pink collar on her)
(Anita picks up the next case and opens it)
Anita: It's A Miracle
(It's A Miracle gets up and walks up to Anita. She picks him up and slides the collar on him)
(Roger picks up the next case)
Roger: Fatso
(The puppy gets up and slowly walks up to Roger. He is a fat puppy because he eats too much food)
Anita: (Giggling) Look how big he's gotten
Nanny: He is fat like me so that's why he is my favorite
Roger: We need to stop feeding him so he can get thin again
Anita: You too Nanny
(The puppies whimper and bark at Fatso and act all wild around him. They're making fun of their brother. Pongo and Perdy bark at them angrily telling them to shut up and apologize. Of course they're talking dog so all the humans hear are "woofs")
The Puppies: woof woof woof woof (they're really saying ("we're sorry for making fun of you Fatso")
Fatso: Woof woof (saying "thanks you guys")
(Fatso finally walks up to Roger. He puts the collar on him but he doesn't pick him up because he is too heavy)
(Nanny picks up the last case. It is another blue collar but there are only six puppies in the room, where is the other?)
(Roger and Anita don't care because they're too busy playing with the puppies. Hugging them and rubbing them and them licking their faces)
(Then they hear a bark and a tinkling sound. The puppy appears out from behind the chair that is next to the living room door)
Bob Rivers: I'm not really sad that it ended this way furry chipmunks screw you
Some guy's voice in the song: Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiin?
Another guy's voice: Why I'm sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There's plenty of Thagadore left over
(Roger and Anita look at each other)
Roger and Anita in unison: Pisser
(Pisser looks up from the floor as the chair under Nanny's weight collapse)
Nanny: Not again, I'll get the super glue and the mop