"Why'd you say all that?! I'm going to be the laughing stock of all the Gerudo now!" Ganon said miserably. Koume and Kotake had finally let them go. Ganon was absolutely miserable, but Vaati was still laughing his head off on the inside.
"Hey, you are gay so don't seem so insulted." The mage said. He set down the tape recorder and plugged it into a conveniently located computer.
"Hey! What are you putting in there?!" Ganon asked in alarm. Vaati sighed.
"I won't lie. I'm uploading some footage I took of you refusing to eat your vegetables." He said.
"No! You can't!" Ganon said whinily.
"Oh, I can and I am." Vaati said plainly. Ganon went for the plug. Vaati snapped his fingers and a gust of wind blew into Ganon, forcing the man into the wall. Vaati just shook his head in disappointment.
"I'm a wind mage, remember?" Vaati said without looking back at Ganon. He was intent on getting this online. He went on the internet and uploaded it on a site. When he was done, he thought about releasing Ganon but he had a better idea. "I wonder what you have this computer?"
"NO!"
"Judging from your reaction, there has to be some interesting stuff here." And thus, Vaati started to invade Ganon's personal internet space. Vaati moved the mouse over to one icon. He read what was under the icon.
"What's this?" He asked in mock suspicion.
"NO! Please don't open that!" Ganon cried. Vaati clicked it and a new window popped up.
"OH MY GOD! AND YOU CALL ME A PERVERT?!" Vaati was horrified. He covered his eyes with one hand and maneuvered the mouse with the other. Still occasionally glancing to see if he had closed the window. When he finally closed the window he just grimaced, trying to get the images out of his head.
Ganon was red in the face. Of all the files Vaati had to check out first, it was that file… "Well, now that you've seen that… will you stop looking at my stuff?"
"Hell no. You can't have any worse than that on your hard-drive." The mage said. He moved the mouse to another icon.
"NO, NOT THAT ONE!" Ganon yelled. But it was too late.
"GOOD LORD! WHAT THE HELL?" Vaati cried out. He closed the window again. Once again, he tried desperately to get the images out of his head. Vaati just shut off the computer and released his spell. Ganon fell to the floor. "You are disgusting!"
"I tried to warn you…" Ganon said.
"DISGUSTING!" Vaati emphasized.
"Well, we all have different tastes…" Ganon muttered
"Must I say it again?" Vaati asked. Ganon just shook his head, seeing that Vaati wouldn't understand.
The mage looked at a clock and then stood up in a rush. "Crap, I'm gonna be late." He said. And then he headed for the door.
"Where're you going? We still have to figure out what to use for Link's blackmail!" Ganon said.
"Well, I have to go out tonight." Vaati said.
Ganon grumbled. "Well, what's her name?" He asked.
"Uh, it was that girl from earlier. Said her name was Nabooru or some such crap like that…" Vaati said.
"WHAT?! She always said she liked me…" Ganon said sadly. Vaati grinned.
"Wait, you think it's like that? Oh man, this is going to be good. I'm probably going to pay for it later but…" The mage was thinking aloud more than actually speaking to Ganon. The man was getting the completely wrong idea.
"Well… just don't do anything to her." Ganon said hopelessly.
"Oh no, I'm gonna rock her world." Vaati lied and then he left.
Ganon scowled and then just said, "Big talk for a virgin…" But he couldn't stand by while that little mage went out with his girlfriend! Well… ex-girlfriend… But still! He could not stand idly by. He would spy on them! See exactly what was going on!
He ran out of the fortress but then,
"Ganny? Is that you? Are you going out? Take a sweater!" Koume yelled out.
"Dammit Koume! It's 80 degrees out here! I don't need a sweater!"
"Don't talk to me that way, young man! It's almost night fall! You know how cold it gets out here at night!"
"I don't need a sweater!"
"Listen to Koume and take a damn sweater!" Kotake yelled.
Ganon pouted and headed back inside while saying, "Yes, Mommies…"
He grabbed a sweater and then resumed running out of the fortress to find Vaati and Nabooru.
As he tried to figure out where they'd possibly go, Ganon passed by a canon place. There was a remarkably large canon there and Ganon just got an idea that he couldn't say no to. He stopped by and paid for a little surprise for someone. The man in charge of the cannon was a little reluctant at first, but with a little extra incentive, he had no questions and did his job.
"Hehe… he's getting what's coming to him…" Ganon muttered. Then he resumed to trying to find his ally and his ex.