T)(is is a s)(ort c)(apter, i know, but i )(ave this story finnis)(ed and i feel like being a jerk today and leaving you to deal wit)( t)(e action. I need to ask you all a question. I )(ave kind of fallen out of )(etalia. I may update somefin once in a w)(ile if Im reely bored, but it doesn't interest me as much as it used to. Now )(ere's my question. A year or two ago, i wrote a )(etalia )(alloween Special. I was wondering if you wanted me to do a )(omestuck )(alloween Special. If so please let me know. -Enjoy and remember to review.

~Kolko


The next day, Sollux awoke and Mithos was snuggling next to him. He smiled. He then swam out the door to the kitchen. However, it was empty. There was a pink note on the wall.

S)(ollux,

You seamed rather sleepy so I let you sleep a little. -Erifin and I are at

t)(e Fis)( Bone. You know w)(ere t)(at

is. If not t)(ere are directions on t)(e

counter. Sea you soonami! 38D

3 Feferi


When Sollux arrived at the Fish Bone, a local resturant, he searched the tables and didn't find Eridan and Feferi. He asked an employee if he saw the heiress and a flamboyant hipster anywhere around. He replied that they had just left. Sollux went outside back outside and saw the two talking to each other. He called out to them. The two smiled and beckoned him over.

"So..." Feferi said, "Did you make up your mind?"

"Yes," he said, "Thanks for the offer guys, but I can't." Eridan and Feferi's faces had a look of glum.

"What? Why?" Eridan asked.

"I'm sorry, but I don't belong here. I belong up on the surface. If that means being a lowblood, so be it. I don't mind at all," he explained.

"But–"

"I understand," Feferi said, "Well, I had a great time. Thank you very much. Now, lets go. It's your last day and your gills will be wearing off soon. Come on. Up to the surface." She seemed really rushed. As if she wanted to get somewhere fast.

"Why the rush?" Sollux asked, "I got a few hours."

"Well, maybe we can go to the beach," she said, "Maybe Eridan could get us-"

"Woah! I'm not leavin so you can make out or somethin!" Eridan said. Sollux smiled. Suddenly, Sollux was seized by two seadwelling Alternian police officers. They put him in Alternian handcuffs.

"What the-hey! Who the fuck are you?!" Sollux asked.

"Sollux Captor, you are now under seage and are now property of the Destroyer Condescension," said one of them.

"Wait, what's going on?" Sollux said, "Let me go! Ff, what's going on?!"

"Yes Feferi, tell him. Tell him what is goin on," said Eridan. Feferi sighed.

"Ff?"

"Gilweed can only be picked with royal permission remember?" Eridan smirked. Feferi sent a glare towards Eridan.

"What is going on?" Sollux demanded.

"Whale," said Feferi, "I wanted to spend some time with you. And I wanted to make your last days on Alternia special."

"Last days? Where am I going?!" Sollux questioned, "Why am I in handcuffs?"

"Well, you're a very powerful psionic and normally psionics like you are–"

"I'm going to space?!" Sollux exclaimed, "I don't want to go to space! How could you do this to me?! And all that quadrant stuff, that was a lie?!"

"No, I-Sollux please fishten. I just heard the news from somewhere else. These weren't my intentions," she replied, "I still don't know how they came to know you existed."

"We reseaved a message from )(er Imperious Condescension. She needs powerful psionics like you to power her new ship, Destroyer Condescension. It is heading to an aquatic planet so we need a sea dwelling pilot," explained an officer, "And Mr. Ampora here happened to know one." Feferi gasped.

"Erifin...why?!" Feferi said, a shocked expression on her face.

"They asked me if I knew a psionic and I couldn't lie to them," said Eridan blatantly, "I had fun but sadly, all good things must come to an end."

"It's because of YOU. It's YOUR fault that I deceived my mat-friend," Feferi quickly corrected.

"Sorry Fef. I had to obey orders," said Eridan, "Plus with him out of the way, I finally had a shot with you." Feferi gave him a disgusted look.

"We are not moray eels any more!" Feferi growled.

"Aw, come on Fef-"

"Don't you Fef me! I will never shoregive you for this," she said almost in tears.

"Hey, anyone would have done the same!"

"Wow, dude. That's just low. You really are a desperate fuck, even though you have 2 quadrants filled. Sorry, had," said Sollux, "All those fun times...you used me! You took advantage of me like the sleazy highblood scum you are! AA was right. You all are a bunch of stuck up, self centred people with no sense of morality! You all kill other trolls like it's nothing! All that money of yours just hides how rotten you really are!"

"Mr. Captor!" warned a guard, "That is enough. It's time to get you prepared." Sollux struggled and kicked, but couldn't free himself. He then began blasting lasers everywhere, but the blasts all missed. "Keep struggling and I'll call in Fluthlu!"

"What the fuck is a Fluthlu?" Sollux asked.

"A smaller cousin to Gl'bgolyb. You don't want to mess with him."

"Sollux!" Feferi cried. Something caught Sollux's eye. One of the guards was wearing a ring. A ring with a ten sided die. Sollux smirked.

"Hey, you like to gamble, don't you?" Sollux asked.

"Me?" said one of the guards blushing a bit, "A little. I do a bit. Why?"

"How about we make a deal?" Sollux proposed, "If I defeat this Fluthlu, you let me go and leave me here on Alternia. If I lose, I'll go with you and I'll bring along another psionic I know." The guard thought for a while. No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't resist the bet. The two smiled.

"It's a deal," he said with a dirty smirk.

"And we do it on my field. Dry land," said Sollux.

"Fluthlu is flexible. I shall summon him now."

He then blew a shrill whistle. At first nothing happened. "Just give it a minute." 10 minutes passed by. THEN the giant tentacle monster, Fluthlu appeared. It towered over the city and the tallest of act scrapers could not even fit one of its tentacles. It roared from one of its mouths at a tiny Sollux.

"Oh shit."