PENULTIMATE CHAPTER: D'OH BOY
Suddenly, the Pillsbury Doughboy burst out from the fissures and tackled Egoraptor to the floor. The two mud wrestled for a bit before Egoraptor knocked the fiend back with a chinryuken. Unfortunately, this left an opening big enough for the Doughboy to latch on to his excess neck and bite it off.
"Wowser, bowser!" Egoraptor screamed in pain. The hickey the monstrous mallow left was dyed crimson. "That really smarts!"
The Pillsbury Doughboy responded with a bloodcurdling "Hoo-Hoo!" Its lust for human flesh was not yet fulfilled.
"Aaron, whatshisname is getting away!" JonTron pointed out as Bootstraps McYolo dashed up the staircase and skipped across the lily pads.
Egoraptor did not know what to do. On one hand, he could not leave Bootstraps McYolo to die another day, but on the other hand, letting the Pillsbury Doughboy roam free would cause a quantum of suck-ass; and all the while he was sweating so much that he wanted to rip his shirt off.
Noticing his pal's plight, JonTron thought it was time to do something useful for a change. He stood between Egoraptor and the Pillsbury Doughboy and provoked the latter. "Hey, Dough Dope! Come get a piece of me!"
"Jon, what are you doing?!" Egoraptor cried. "Your level isn't nearly high enough to take this boss on!"
"Don't you worry, bro," JonTron assured him. "I'll make mincemeat out of this muffin man for sure!"
Egoraptor humored his friend's bravery and defaulted. "Alright... Stay safe, darling."
"You can cownt on it!"
Thus, the Game Grumps went their separate ways, JonTron ready to sumo the Pillsbury Doughboy into submission as Egoraptor used his blood to surf toward the final battle.