AN: I really don't understand those fics with the 'long lost siblings of the Teen Titans!!!!!OMG!!!!1111!!!' It's basically self-insertion in disguise.
Anyways, thank you to Kick Ass Kids, NoName, The Aceman, Nikkiriii, WierdoWraithGirl, and Cicero Amaral, and anyone else who I carelessly missed for reviewing!!!
Oh, and this chapter contains some language. And some intestines raining from the heavens above.
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Sibling Rivalries

After the events involving Super whats-her-face Girl, you would think that the Titans would know better than to accept OC's. But no. I'm writing this story, so what I say goes.

Anyways, the Titans were out having Chinese food, the not as good alternative to pizza that tends to pop up in many stories. They were having trouble communicating with the waiters.

"I SAID I WANT TOE FOO!!!!" Beast Boy yelled at the waitress.

"您的面孔是丑恶的!" The waitress yelled back. She stomped away after spilling some hot tea on Beast Boy. On purpose.

The other Titans shrugged and continued eating their stereotypical Chinese food. They ignored Beast Boy's screams of obvious anguish and pain.

"Friends," Starfire said in her annoyingly high-pitched voice. "Have I ever mentioned that I have more than seventy eight siblings, not including Bitchfire?"

"You mean Blackfire."

"Yes, Bitchfire."

No. The Titans did not know that Starfire had more than seventy eight siblings. They didn't really care, actually. So they ate the rest of their stereotypical Chinese food and left without paying the bill. Because heroes don't need to pay bills, obviously.

When they got back to their tower a rainbow was waiting for them. Well, it wasn't really a rainbow. More like a bunch of different hair colors, actually.

"Sister!" the mob of funky hair colors yelled out.

"Brethren!" Starfire yelled back. She turned around to face the stunned Titans. "Friends, these are my seventy nine brothers and sisters."

"What are their names?" Raven asked in her usual boring voice.

"Well, they are clearly insignificant and unworthy of my attention so I never bothered learning all their names." Starfire said, knocking several of her brothers and sisters over.

"WE SHALL MAKE TEM ALL HONERERY TITANS!!!!!" Robin declared. And he did. They all became Teen Titans. But then Slade came back from McDonalds and killed them all, much to Starfire's delight.

"Hooray, all my siblings except for Bitchfire are now dead!" she cheered. Slade went back to his underground Slade-Cave.

"Shouldn't you be sad?" Cyborg asked as they cleaned up the dead bodies.

"No, not really. On my planet, one's death is considered a blessing for everyone else."

"That makes sense," Robin agreed, spraying air freshener everywhere.

Everything went back to normal the next day. EXCEPT a strange girl was running around the city, stealing… cucumbers… and dish soap…

"I am ROBYN, an obvious reference to ROBIN!" she announced. "And I am ROBIN's long lost sister, a result of an experiment gone wrong! In other words, I am a FREAK OF NATURE!!!!"

They made her an honorary Titan. No questions asked. They all had picnics and stuff. Because that's what the Teen Titans do in their spare time. They go on picnics and eat decapitated cow parts smothered in Cy-B-Q Sauce (official marinade of the Teen Titans). They also play football, because football ROX!!!!!1111!!!

Then some villain came by and tried to kill everyone and steal some money. Robyn showed off her SUPERAWESOMENINJAPWNING skillz and blew up the villain with moves ripped from Naruto. Obviously. Then Robyn suddenly blew up also in a dramatic flash of yellow, the result of some weird thing too boring to put in detail.

"Dude, your sister just blew up," Beast Boy said as intestines rained from the heavens above. He opened a T-brella (official umbrella of the Teen Titans).

"Meh," Robin said waving his rubber gloves around. "She was taking up our screentime, anyways."

So they forgot about Robyn, and the fact that her innards were strewn around the picnic park. They forget about things a lot, don't they?

ANYWAYS, the next day a giant dragon was on the loose. It was setting stuff on fire with its tequila breath. It set all the Titans on fire. They ran around, screaming. Then a girl showed up and fixed everything using her techno skillz. The dragon died. And stuff. The girl was a cyborg, just like Cyborg.

"I am Cyborgalishita!" the girl said. "And I am Cyborg's sister!"

She was made a Titan. Just like every other person who asks.

They all did fun stuff together and made macaroni art. But then in a dramatic plot twist it was revealed that Cyborgalishita was, in fact, um… a Mary Sue. She was kicked out and told never to return. Cyborgalishita immigrated to Sweden, where she would be accepted for WHO SHE WAS and not for WHAT SHE WAS.

"Is there anyone else who has a sibling we should know about?" Robin asked while they were sitting around on their TV remote-eating couch.

"I have a brother named Dark Sorcerer of Evil Dark Mysterious Dark Villainous Dark Powerful Dark Wickedness Dark Sins. And Mark, my other brother." Raven said in her usual boring voice.

"Very well, we shall kill your brothers before they become main characters. Agreed?" Robin decided.

"Agreed."

The next day Dark Sorcerer of Evil Dark Mysterious Dark Villainous Dark Powerful Dark Wickedness Dark Sins showed up to kill Raven and set Trigon free in an effort to recycle the plotline from the Season 4 Arc. But then Mark showed up and killed Dark Sorcerer of Evil Dark Mysterious Dark Villainous Dark Powerful Dark Wickedness Dark Sins with his powers which were… um… good. Not Dark. Mark isn't the Dark one. Dark Sorcerer of Evil Dark Mysterious Dark Villainous Dark Powerful Dark Wickedness Dark Sins is the dark one. Not Mark. He is not Dark. I think you get it. MOVING ON.

Well, Mark was emo. But still.

And they all liiivvveed haaaaapileeeee evaaaahhh aftaaahhhh!!!!

Ha ha ha, no, I'm just kidding. Slade killed Mark, because that's what always happens to all of the siblings of the Teen Titans. Except for Bitc-I mean, Blackfire.

But the Titans obviously hate their siblings, because they didn't do anything when Slade blew Mark up with a rocket he bought at Toys'R'Us.

"Well, I guess the only one left is Beast Boy's sister." Cyborg said.

"Actually, she died of Rooster-itis when I was little," Beast Boy said.

"Oh, well then never mind."

The Titans went out to get some Chinese Food.

AN: Did you know that you can actually buy rockets at Toys'R'Us that can shoot up like a gajillion feet up? Well, that's what my tech teacher told me, anyways. Also, Cy-B-Q Sauce is really from the show. Really. It is.
BTW, can anywon guess what the Chinese waitress was saying in the beginning? Because I don't know either. I THINK she was saying 'your face is ugly' but my Chinese is horrible, so I'm probably wrong.