DONT REALLY KNOW WHERE THIS IDEA CAME FROM. I HOPE IT A GOOD CHAPTER. DIDNT REALLY WANT TO WRITE BUT I NEED TO START UPDATING AGAIN. I KNOW THERE ARE MISTAKES SORRY. TO LAZY TO FIX THEM. READ ON ANYWAYS...
(Logan POV)
It has been 6 years already and I am not looking forward to this at all. Liz and her big ass mouth, no she couldn't have told the truth, nope she had to lie and now every damn 6 years I have to do this just so her dear old daddy that is resurrection won't know she is this crazy, insane, psycho bitch. I was walking out of the bedroom when Liz came flying through the door and jumped on me.
"We have to get married!"
"What!" I jumped up as Kendall and James both turned their heads to look at Liz and I. "We what? Liz you did not! I am going to kill you!" I jumped at Liz and grabbed her pushing her to the floor. I was sitting on top of her as she had her hands around my neck.
"Logan! Let her go!" I heard James yelling, I wasn't going to. He doesn't understand what is going on. I heard footsteps running over to us but before Kendall and James could make it over, the floor opened up to Death and Liz father. We both stopped and look, Liz smiled at me and then grabbed the back of my head and pulled me down for a kiss. I wanted to gag at that moment. She pinched me and I yelled, that is when she stuck her tongue in my mouth.
"Look, how sweet, it nice to see that you two still love each other after all this time." Liz father said. I pulled away from Liz, shot her a nasty look, and got up. I saw Kendall and James watching us. I gave them a look that said we will talk later. I stood there when Liz kicked me and I held my hand out to her, she grabbed it and I pulled her up.
"Daddy!" We all watched as she run over to him and hug him. I stood there trying not to puke, and the taste of Liz in my mouth was horrible. I felt Kendall place is hand on my shoulder, I smiled and looked to him and blew him a kiss.
"Sweetie so what is this wonderful news you have to tell me?" She turned to me and I was shaking my head back and forth. She smiled that crazy smile her does before turning back to death and her father. I am so screwed.
"Well daddy, Logie and I are getting married! And since you are here for only one day we are doing it in a few hours." I went to run over to her but felt arms grab me. I looked back to see Kendall and James holding me back. I am going to kill her and I mean really killer her so it takes weeks for her body to heal!
"That is wonderful my love." He said before disappearing with death. Right after that happen Kendall and James let me go. I ran right for Liz and placed my hands around her neck backing her up against the wall.
"You bitch! This is the worst thing you have ever done to me!" I yelled at her, I was about to finish her when her Dad popped back in. Liz and I both saw, she smiled at me, wrapped her legs around and acted like she was kissing my neck when in reality out of me. I let out a grunt that I guess he thought was from pleasure.
"Everything set up my love, see you both down there later." And with that he was gone. I threw Liz back against the wall and backed away holding my neck as blood started pouring out.
"What the hell is going on?" Kendall and James both yelled out make Liz and I both jump up.
"Go head Liz, tell our boyfriends what is going on because I think they would both love to hear it!"
"Don't you put all this one me! You could have said something all those years ago too!" Liz screamed at me. I tried to make a lunge for her but Kendall held me in place.
"I tried! But you didn't want to break daddy heart! And now I have to marry you! Liz, you know what a marriage means down there!"
"Boo Hoo Hoo! So… what you don't wanna have babies with me? I am so hurt!" Liz said rolling her eyes.
"Babies!" James yelled. "Liz, what the hell is he talking about? And you're not getting married to Logan!" James said walking over to Liz.
"Liz, I will not have you marring my boyfriend, I don't care who you father is. He is mine and no one else's." I turned and wrapped my arms around Kendall neck and smiled at him.
"Aww, I am yours? That is the sweetie thing you have ever said to me." I leaned over and kissed him. He pulled me closer and I jumped up and wrapped my legs around him and soon he had me backed my to the couch where I fell over with Kendall on top of me, never breaking the kiss.
(Liz POV)
I stood there watching Logan and Kendall getting it on, I turned to James he was pissed. "Baby, I love you."
"Liz, I don't understand any of this? Why does your father thing you and Logan are a thing?" I stood there pissed off. I felt James hand on mine, and I smiled at his face. His eyes are so gorgeous I just want to pull them out, hang them on my wall, and look at them all day. "Liz.."
"Oh, right. Well about 6 years ago Logan pissed me off about something."
"You blew my ears… Ohhh.. Ken…. ahh" James and I both turned to Logan, Kendall, and then back to each other. I shook my head, as much as I would love to see Kendall and Logan have sex I need to tell James this.
"Fine, I blew Logan's ears off because I thought he looked like a dork with them. I was going to replace them with cat ears and other animal parts and bring him to a reach search station so they could torture him with all kind of test and needles."
"She wanted to cut off my.. Ahhh. .. Suck harder Ken.."
"Oh, thank god you didn't Liz, and then I won't be having fun right now." We saw Kendall pick his head up and smiled at us before Logan grabbed it again and pushed him back down. I smiled and James looked like he was in shock.
"Well, anyways. Logan got away and jumped me and we were rolling around on the floor when my dad showed up for his visit. Logan had my arms pinned above my head and was pulling my skin from my neck. My dad through something else and I couldn't break his heart and tell him otherwise. So, I told him Logan was my…. Boyboboy friend…" I told James was vomit came up and then went back down. I was going to say more when someone shirt come and hit James on the head.
"That is we are leaving.." James grabbed my hand and started pulling me out the door.
"No wait! It's just getting good!"
(Logan POV)
My God, sex on the couch with James and Liz listing was such a damn turn on. Kendall, Liz and I had come up with a plain that would make Liz dump me at the altar. Death was going to help us with this; he was kinda excited to help to. We would need Carlos and Gustavo help in this too. Once we told Carlos, what he and Gustavo parts were he was happy.
"I am not doing this!" James said.
"James come on! You don't want me to married Liz now do you?" I asked pouting my lips out at him.
"Don't do that Logan, I can never tell you no."
"Yep, that is why I am dressed like this." Kendall said walking out with a wig on, a sexy ass dressed that showed ever curve he had and made his ass poke out, I had to stop myself from drooling. Kendall saw and came right up to me. "Like what you see? Mmm, maybe later you can help me take all his off."
"Stop right now!" James yelled. Kendall and I both turned when we saw Liz, Gustavo, and Carlos coming out. Liz was wearing a black wedding dress, Carlos and Gustavo looked so cute. Well, Carlos did.
"Ok daddy! Lets screw this wedding up!" Carlos said bouncing up and down.
"Next time you Dogs ask for help I am telling you no!" Gustavo yelled out. Yep, this was going to be one hell of a wedding.
"James go get ready!" James gave us all a dirty look and walked into the bedroom. Everything was set up, the wedding was about to start. I was standing next to Death and Liz father at the dark altar waiting for everything to get going. The music started playing that is when Liz came walking out. I looked at her and wanted to puke! Her hair, her eyes, that dress, worst thing I have ever seen in my life. Liz saw me giving her a dirty look. About two mins of walking so damn slow, Liz finally made it to me. She grabbed my hand and dug her nails into me. We both stood there not listing to what the demon was saying, I kept looking down the ale.
"If any creature of lost soul has any reason why these two reapers shouldn't not get marred please speak our hold your tongues." Liz and I both looked and waited until we saw the most sexy looking blonde coming running down the ale in a hot red dress that ran up his thigh when he did.
"Yes, I do! That man is my soul mate! And the father of my child and my un born one too!" Kendall yelled as he stopped in the middle and held is stomach, As he did Carlos came running in behind him. Death had used is black magic and turned Carlos and Gustavo bodies back into little kids.
"Daddy! Don't marry that witch! I love you!" Carlos came running up to me and hugged my leg." I heard Liz and her father grasp at this news. Liz put on her fake shocked face. I turned to Liz and cocked my head to the side.
"You basted! You are cheating asshole! I thought we had something together! And now I find out that you cheated on me with that hooker." She yelled pointing to Kendall, which in that dress he did look like a hooker that I was going to have fun with tonight.
"Baby, I am sorry! You weren't putting out and I had to go somewhere else for my needs! And damn she knew how to give me what I wanted." I said winking at Kendall. That is when James came running in with a baby Gustavo on his hip.
"Logan baby, I thought I was the only one!" I fell to my knees and yelled out.
"I have a problem! I am addictive to hookers!" I crawled over to Liz and kneed down at her leg, grabbed her dress and looked up to her. "Baby please don't leave me, I know I have a problem but I love you and….." I didn't get to finish, she kicked me in the jaw and I rolled down the steps and landed at Kendall, Carlos and James feet. I looked up and spit blood and a tooth out of my mouth.
"Logan Mitchell I hate you and will never marry a cheating, hooker's addictive ass hole like you!" Well that was it, Liz and I didn't get married but I did get my ass kicked by her father. That is why I am laying on his couch with a major headache, six broke ribs, a broken nose and arm. He didn't want to kill me, he wanted me to suffer for breaking his little girls heart.
"I hate you." I told Liz has she and James walked into the living room.
"I know but thank you Logan." She lean down and kissed my cheek, I looked up and she was showing he a real smile now one of those smile that says I am going to murder you later.
"You're welcome…." Liz smile at me again and then from out of nowhere she pulled a blowtorch out from her back and lit me on fire.