AN: HEEEYYYYYYYYY GUUUYYYs I got an awesome suggestion from Violet the wolf, and while I probably will not do something from Sephiroths point of view I will use your other suggestion for this chapter, we get to learn why Sephiroth is after Twil THANK YOU. Oh and Twils colorful vocabulary is going to pop up a lot now ~ :D aka Rachy

Previously on this...

"You get your self injured a lot don't you Twil?" Aeriths voice called through the darkness.

I honestly thought I deserved all this pain because at the time I was really emo like I was on the verge of cutting myself and I really don't think anyone would approve of that because they're all constantly saving my sorry ass. But who really needs to cut themselves when you have A crazy lunatic after you, He cuts you for...wait why the hell was the fruitcake after me anyway?

"What does he want with me Aerith?" I asked. "Well my first question is how long have you been so sick? That will help me answer your question." She replied

When did I get so sick? "thirteen..." I said I wasn't even paying attention to what I was saying, I was trying to figure out why I was saying it. Because I was answering a question I didn't know the answer to But then I realized, I was right.

" I was thirteen. friday the 13th. Vincent had his first demon outburst...He stabbed me. the next day I started coughing up blood..."
"I knew it" She smirked evilly. " The black materia is causing this"

Then that dim little light bulb went off in my emo little head. " Thats not Aeriths smile..."
She waved a hand in front of her face, to reveal Sephiroth. "Give me the black materia if you ever want to recover and see your friend again or it will kill you"
I should have been incredibly intimidated, but He was still wearing Aeriths dress...oh my god...

I slapped my hand over my mouth to regain my composuer after a spontanious explosion of laughter, that failed and AHAHAHAHAHAHOHMYGODHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHYOULOOKSOSTUPIDHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAOMGIKNE WYOUWEREACROSSDRESSERHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I woke up when I fell off my bed and onto the floor, where i rolled around and smacked the ground, while I continued to laugh like a maniac.
Yuffie burst into the room "TWIL?! Are you okay? We heard a - Whats so funny?"

Hahahahahgetmesomepaperandap enHAHAHAHHAHAHahahaHAHAHAHAH AHhahahahaHHAHAH She heard pen and paper and grabbed some off my desk, I took the pen in one hand placed the paper on the floor and bit my other hand to try not to laugh,
I quickly sketched the cross dressing Sephiroth and handed it to her, She looked at the page back at me then the page. She started snickering, she eventully fell over laughing "OMG WE GOTTA SHOW TIFA!"

We tried getting up but laughing made that difficult after about ten minutes we managed to crawl to the wall and try to climb up, we made it to the hallway and then the stairs We left our wall support and then fell down the stairs. I sat up a looked at Yuffie, And I started laughing again. Tifa came over and tried to ask if we were okay, Yuffie shoved the paper in her face, and like any normal person would if they had seen it she burst out laughing. We were having a good old time laughing our asses when suddently

"WILL YOU SHUT THE ! #$ UP AND STOP BEING GIRLFRIENDS FOR 5 ! #$ING SECONDS" Cid yelled "I HAVE A HEADACHE"

"It's your fault you got the hangover you old fart" Yuffie yelled

After we all calmed down Tifa piped in "I knew he was a cross dresser"
"deep down we all knew" I said. Oh speaking of what we knew Black Materia, what was that? I remember something about it being the reason they had to save the world from Yuffies story. Sephiroth wanted to destroy the world using meteor aka the black materia they supposedly killed him, Sephiroth said in my world they got him the other world meaning they must have killed him then so maybe using the materia he cause a time warp or something splitting him into copys and then because i played a song and ended up about a year after he was killed it didn't make sense to me bit its the only idea I got.

This chapter sucked because it was rushed, see because the school board is full of morons school already started for me so i haven't had time to write I PROMISE THE NEXT ONE WILL BE BETTER ~ :D