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Another one that I've been waiting to write for quite a while... This one has an unique style compared to the others but hopefully, should prove funny.

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Spyro dies a lot in Legend of Spyro

Uncooperative doors

Spyro frowned. Once more, as he walked close to an obvious exit, the crackling of electricity filled the air as a serie of horizontal red beams formed in the door frame.

He was sick of it! Ignitus had been captured and he had no time to waste! Cynder must be doing horrible things right now! He has no time to waste with the security systems in Cynder's castle!

... besides, those are just little red beams of light. How could these be any threat anyway?

"Spyro, I think I saw a long and annoying block puzzle toward that way. Must be linked to that door somehow." said Sparx in a flat tone, pointing away from the door. Spyro just answered with an annoyed growl.

The dragonfly rose an eye ridge. "Spyro... are you okay?"

Spyro ignored Sparx and stepped forward. Whatever those beams might be, he shall get through!

The purple dragon brought one paw forward then another and then another... and before long, he had resumed his march. Then, he kicked into the floor and sent his body forward, running straight through!

Spyro stopped on the other side of the door and smiled. Yep! Just as he thought! Those beams were just-

SCRUNLCH!

Spyro's eyes widened as he suddenly felt very weird.

SCRCRCRLUNCH!

And then, before Sparx's very eyes, the purple dragon split into a bunch of purple, yellow, and red waffles and collapsed into a bloody heap on the floor.

"Aaaaaand Spyro did it again!" announced Cynder from the top tower, the security camera having recorded everything.

"It certainly looks like it Cynder!" replied the Dark Master, Malefor, from across the portal of Convexity, having seen the scene through Cynder's eyes thanks to the connection between the two.

"Now, for those of you who might have missed that newest blunder or who, like me, just want to see it again, let us take out our trademark "How-Spyro-blew-it-again" camera and replay the whole scene!" he continued.

Cynder rose an eye ridge. "Careful, master! You know that whenever we mention copyrighted material, the various companies send their lawyers to feed!"

"I assure you that there is absolutely no problem. Now, let us rewind the scene!" replied the evil dragon, a wide smirk on his face.

INSTANT REPLAY!

Spyro brought one paw forward as he took a few steps forward. Then, once he gained some confidence, he kicked into the floor and ran right through the beams.

He stopped on the other side of the door, smiling. Just a few seconds later, his eyes widened as he collapsed on the floor in a pile of fine bloody slices of cooked dragon meat.

"That was a truly fine execution! I give it a solid five out of five! Your security systems are truly as effective as ever, Cynder!" commented Malefor.

Cynder smiled proudly. "I hand-pick the security systems of my castle and check on them daily, master."

"Anyway, I don't know about you but walking through an obviously hazardous beam security system just because he was impatient ought to be Spyro's most humiliating and stupid blunder yet! Truly, one can only wonder what he was thinking!" added the Dark Master.

The giant dragoness's smile faded a bit as she nodded. "True true... although at this rate, I fear he might never reach the end of the game."

Back into the hall, Sparx scratched the back of his head as he stared at his now lifeless adoptive brother. It was one of those days where he was embarassed to have that purple oaf as his brother...

"I don't know about you bro but waffer-style doesn't quite suit you. Besides, that... truly wasn't your smartest move. Hope no one saw that!"

GAME OVER

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