Seven people appeared in front of a castle. Out of all of them, the brown-haired kid looked at the smoke coming from the town. "Hey, why aren't we down there?"

"It seems that the tower that crashed into the castle has drawn us out from the Dark Realm." Vexen guessed. "However, whatever is attacking the town are not Heartless and thus not our primary concern"

"Not Heartless?" Riku wondered. He decided to find out later. "Sora, Kairi and I will locate the tower; we can't let the Heartless escape. Mickey, you and the others go down there."

Duncan chose this time to make himself known. "Hey, who died and made you leader?"

Mickey's ears twitched as he suddenly looked up.

"Pearl!" Balls of light slammed into some of the missiles.

The tip of Sora's Keyblade glowed. "Ragnarok!"

"Smokescreen: Revised!" Harosata blew out black smoke from his mouth, which, combined with the many lasers from Sora's attack, detonated the missiles that flew into them.

"Well, well, it looks like you are formidable heroes." A large robot laced with lots of spikes landed on the ground. Looking closely where the head should be, he saw a blue-skinned man with a very large head and a goatee grinning evilly at them.

"Who is this creep?" Duncan muttered. Then they heard...rock music?

"Keyblade heroes, you come to save this world from the Dark Prophecy, but you shall fall to the spectacular might of..." The robot twirled around and posed. "Megamind!"

"..."

"Ah, left you speechless, have I?" Megamind laughed like a maniac, or at least his interpretation of one. "Well, none of you is going to escape..."

At this moment, Harosata opened up a dark portal and Mickey soon followed. Duncan would have tried so too, but he had to jump away from the foot that crushed the portal. Megamind then fired a number of missiles at the castle entrance. Sora and Riku managed to get inside, but the missiles blew up the top of the entrance before Kairi could even get near.

"Oh, no, no, no, no, NO!" Megamind flew to the entrance, but he was soon cut off from the door by a large wall of ice. Banging it with his fists didn't seem to make it go away.

Vexen was panting with one hand holding onto the ice. "You'll have to defeat me if you want to stop them..."

Megamind simply aimed his robot's arm at the replica, but someone threw a Keyblade at him and detonated some of the missiles. He turned to glare at Kairi and Duncan. "You'll have to go through us first!"

Megamind snapped his fingers with a snarl. "Minion, start the battle music!"


"Oh man, oh man, oh man!" Cody was trying to find a place to hide, slowing down when he turned around and fired some bullets from his pistols. As his pursuer aimed its cannon, the weapon was cleaved by a glowing hot gunblade.

Yuffie threw one of her giant shuriken as she landed next to Leon. "You know, it's a good thing that these bad guys don't need a Keyblade to be beaten."

They ducked as a large ball of plasma flew over them, melting the wall of a house it hit. "Bad guys possessing city-melting guns, er, not so much."

Suddenly, waves of light and lightning stuck the invaders. Leon looked up to see a mouse and a white-haired man. "So, Vexen did do it."

Harosata looked at the minions that were trying to get away from them and gather up enough weapons for their next attack. They were shorter than Mickey, almost like yellow pills in overalls wearing goggles over their eyes (or eye in some cases). "So, are they Heartless?"

Mickey scanned them. "It appears they're not."

"Good." As Harosata dropped his Keyblade and the weapon disappeared, Harosata created a miniature portal which he pulled out a red and purple spear. "I didn't like the Keyblade that much, anyway."


Sora and Riku were making their way through the halls of the castle, slaying Heartless left and right. Suddenly, the earth rumbled, and a Behemoth stood in front of them, letting out a mighty roar.

Then it gurgled, and it fell onto its side curling up almost trying to cover its lower region. Sora simply stabbed the pitiful sight as he spied a claymore disappearing. "I'm glad you're doing a good job with the Heartless, but wasn't that a bit...cruel?"

"My apologies, but when some of the new Users had struck their kin in a similar fashion, even my databanks could feel the feedback."

"Too much information..." Riku focused his senses. "The Dark Tower's scent is too thick. I can't find the shortest path."

"Then we split up and find the fastest round." Sora bent down, ready to run. "First one gets to rename the Gummi ship."

Riku couldn't help but be amused at how Sora was treating this situation. "First one gets to kiss Kairi."

"Wait, what?"


"How do we take this thing down?" Duncan barely avoided being blasted by a bomb and was flung in Kairi's general direction. They both landed in a pile, with Kairi on her back and Duncan on top. "So...um, seeing anyone?"

"This is not the time..." Duncan didn't really listen as he grabbed Kairi and rolled out of the way of a bug stomp. Now Duncan was on the bottom.

"Just saying." Kairi and Duncan both got up. "I mean, I'm not going to screw you that quick..."

Kairi looked at the robot's feet. "That's it!"

She kissed Duncan on the cheek. Sure, it wasn't as intense as the make-out sessions, but it felt very good. He didn't notice Kairi quickly running away from him or the missiles heading his way...


Mickey and Harosata weren't paying full attention to the battle. They were instead discreetly observing each other. Mickey might have been small, but he was agile and quick to think on his oversized feet. Harosata looked like he was well-trained with his spear, but the mouse could tell that he was flexible as there were no definite stance he held. But those weapons...

"Looks like they ran away..." Mickey blinked as he saw that, with the weapons trashed as they are, the yellow creatures got up and bolted. Harosata was about to created a dark portal.

"Ho ho, leaving so soon, junior traitor member Haro-yata?"

Up on the roof, Harosata sighed as they spotted a bald man with a crooked nose in a grey sweater pointing an oversized gun in their direction. "Aren't you a junior member too. Gru?"

"No!" The bald man growled. "Once I take over this puny little world and defeating you, I will be rising up to the top of the Dark Prophecy!"

Mickey had to ask. "Junior member?"

"Lower tier of the Dark Prophecy." Harosata explained. "They do whatever they want unless the bosses in middle tier says otherwise. We don't know who's in the upper tier, but we know about it because Dr. Facilier is said to be one of them."

"Hey, why are you ignoring me?" Gru whined. "I do not like the ignoring..."

"Oh, sorry." Harosata apologized. "Shall we proceed to the ass-kicking, then?"

"Oh yes, let's."


Riku frowned as he entered a familiar-looking room alone. This was where the Keyhole required seven Princesses of Light. This was where Riku had fought Sora, Keyblade to Keyblade.

He turned around when he heard a bang on the pipe. Seeing nothing, Riku turned around.

And froze.