Kitty: And episode 11~!
Morgan: *walks in with cake* Do you guys want some? Czech made it.
Kitty: YES! *grabs some cake*
Kendra: That's nice. We have a review from Creative Central;
HEY I'M BACK!With more dares/truths... :)
For Truths:
Germany: What happened to Herr Stick (Or whatever it was called... All I remember is that it was in one of the first episodes of Hetalia Axis Powers and then was never seen again...)?
Germany: I threw it away a few episodes ago… *glares at hosts*
Romano + Italy: Why did you both try to eat (that's what it looked like to me, at least...) grenades?
Italy: Ve? That's how Germany taught me to use it!
Germany: Both of you did it vrong…
Romano: SHUT UP POTATO BASTARD!
America: (Going back to the Pledge Thing) Okay, two things. First, you do realize that since the US has religious freedom, not everyone believes in God, right? So why does the Pledge say "Under God" in it? Next, think really hard about the two lines "...One Nation, Under God..." You do realize how that can be interpreted, right? Cause, I tried to explain it to one of my siblings, and they didn't understand... Why did you really want freedom from England? Was it the bad cooking? Also, how can you pull a car around for an hour just to ask for the keys? Oh, yeah. BTW, I'm from the US, born and raised there (And still live there), but like the German's national anthem better. How does that make you feel?
America: *eyes swirling* Dude, that's a lot of information. I'll get back to you later.
England: Why do you see things? Also, have you read the Harry Potter books (J.K Rowling is British... I think... {I think she's American})? If so, who is your favorite character (mine's Charlie Wesley)?
England: I have read that series. I like multiple characters.
Russia: Why did you jump out of the plane and scream Vodka (From Episode 29)? Cause, a while ago, I read the Percy Jackson books and in one part it said that falling from a certain height onto water you would splatter on impact(and yes, I do realize that water isn't snow, but it's basically the same thing), so why did you jump, or at least why didn't you take a parachute?
Russia: I jumped without because I know snow best, da!
Helen: *sweatdrop*
And now for some dares:
Anyone: Lock America and England in a closet with France. (They all must be in the same closet at the same time... And should stay in there until one of them has a dare/truth that they have to answer/do. Or they could just stay in there...)
North Korea: *pushes said countries in a closet* This is great. *evil smirk* Hungary, can you post any disturbing tapes of these three online?
Hungary: That's pretty evil. I like you! *hugs*
Dang, this is the longest review I've ever there is just one last thing I have to say, and that is that Prussia is not the most awesome person on Earth, Canada is. I know this because in one of the episodes, when Canada went to talk to America, America threatened him with a chainsaw. Also, maple trees and maple syrup are awesome. Sadly, not as awesome as tomatoes (I sometimes eat them like apples), but its right underneath. And just because I like tomatoes does not mean I like Romano or Spain (I can't remember which one likes tomatoes), because Romano's really annoying, and well, I don't really hate Spain, I just hate the Spanish language… so yeah! Also, my knowledge of foreign languages (Non-English) is how to say I don't speak Spanish in Spanish, yes in Russian; I love you in German, and Axis in Italian. And now that is it! For now…
Helen: That's one big last note…
Morgan: *eating Czech's cake* Next is Silent!
Prussia: Alright. You're SUPER awesome...more than Germany! Can I pet Gilbird now?
Prussia: Course!
Silent: *petting Gilbird*
Morgan: I want a bird! *Lola the macaw lands on her head* Yay!
Germany: Ich liebe dich! Um, Kannst du mich heiraten? (I love you! Um, Can you marry me?)
Germany: *blushes* Uh, vell…
Kendra: Maybe after the show~! We need him for some things. But he will eventually!
Germany: V-vhat?
Austria: I dare you to smash a piano! XD And then get a piece and whack Prussia on the head with it!
Kitty: We'll get you a new piano. I want to see Prussia get hurt!
Austria: *sighs and somehow breaks a piano*
Prussia: *realizes he's supposed to get hurt* Heh, you wouldn't hurt your awesome *hit with piano piece*
Ireland: Are you ok?
Prussia: Yeah, but you normally don't care if I'm ok or not. Are you finally admitting I'm awesome? Kesesesese!
Ireland: *blushes and hits Prussia*
Italy: I wish my sisters were as nice and innocent as you are!
Italy: Ve, thank you!
Canada: XD I guess I could sound like the Fem! version of you! And I wish you had a Marukaite Chikyuu! *Hugs*
Canada: Ok then… *thinks: She is sort of odd.*
England: He is a git...and he's my own country! XD...but sometimes he's awesome! I think you're awesome when you're Pirate!England.
England (out of closet for a bit): Thank you… sort of.
Ireland: Hah! Someone agrees with me on your idiocy! *runs while laughing from an angry England*
China: *Turns into baby Panda because she has the power to do that!* *Looks up at him with cute eyes*
China: She is so cute, aru! *hugs panda Silent*
Germany (Again): *Turns into Dark Brown dog* *Looks up at him and wags her tail*
Germany: *pets*
Bye! :D
Kitty: My turn~! I'm in a hopelessly romantic mood right now! Slovenia, I know your secret~ KISSU CANADA! And Canada, KISS BACK! YOU 2 WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
Slovenia: W-what s-secret?
Kitty: Your crush silly~!
Slovenia: *blushing*
Slovakia: *pushes Slovenia and Canada together* Sis, you need a guy! Ya can't keep denying that!
Slovenia: *gives up and kisses Canada*
Canada: *kisses back*
Slovenia: *eventually pulls away and hides, blushing*
Kitty: Italy, Kissu Costa Rica. :)
Morgan: Did you steal 'kissu' from Emily?
Kitty: Might have… KISSU TIME!
Italy: *shrugs and kisses Costa Rica*
Costa Rica: *faints*
Kitty: Costa Rica? *pokes her fainted form* Hello? Is any one there? I know a way to wake her up! *hugs Italy* HEY COSTA RICA, I'M STEALING ITALY!
Costa Rica: *wakes up* ARGENTINA DON'T KILL ITAIANO!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Puerto Rico: *put hand on Costa Rica's shoulder* Kitty had said that. *notices America trying to leave closet* Mr. America, you can not leave the closet.
India: *locks door*
Costa Rica: Sorry…
Spain: It's was just a mistake, Costa Rica.
Costa Rica: Oh, gracias de informatíca, mis hermanos (1).
Helen: Spanish, really?
Costa Rica: Sí, España y Puertor Requienño comprenden, no (2)?
Kitty: *shows Romano 2:15 in episode 7 of Axis Powers* Scarier than My Little Pony. Seriously?
Romano: *silent*
Kitty: Morgan, when are you and Romano *fan girl otaku eyes* getting to it? Ya KNOW... IT... Here, I'll help you. Go in a closet and keep pulling Romano's curl. Try to have a kid in the coming 9 months!
Morgan: B-but that goes against my principles.
Kitty: Too bad. *shoves Romano and Morgan in a bedroom*
Morgan: ABSTINENCE! I BELIEVE IN ABSTINENCE! I CAN'T DO THAT!
Helen: Abbie's right. You are a goody two shoes.
Morgan: NO I'M NOT!
Kendra: Then prove it.
*silence*
Brazil: Is she-
Romano: CHIGI!
Helen; you have one odd mind, Kitty.
Kitty: Yep! Now…*hits India on the back of the head with sunglasses that came out of no where* IDIOTA! VAGGANCULO! I'm Queen of FUCKING Hell!
India: NO YOUR NOT! *fight begins between Kitty and India*
Kitty: *stops fighting* Ireland, Tell England your crush. If he tells everyone, you can't hurt him.
Ireland: I fucking hate you. *recullently tells England (out of the closet for the dare) her crush*
England: I see…
Kitty: England… TELL US IRELAND'S CRUSH! I would've had Ireland straight out tell us, but its way more humiliating this way!
Ireland: Do you hate me or something?
Kitty: Maybe… Now tell us England! *starts to turn demon*
England: *scared* My s-sister likes… *tries to figure out he should be more scared of* P-Prussia… *willingly goes back in closet*
Ireland: I HATE YOU ALL! *cries*
Prussia: W-wait… So… you… which means… *blushes and sits next to Ireland*
Kitty: *stares at Germany with out saying anything for 15 minutes then starts laughing like Shion from Higurashi* The voices in my head tell me to kill you...
Germany: *backs away*
Kitty: *sits in emo corner* Morgan has Romano... Slovenia has Canada... Costa Rica has Italy... But I have no one... TT^TT *suddenly cheery again* I'm done!
Helen: You do realize we have no one either… *frowns*
Kendra: *trying to change the mood* Emily reviewed again!
HEY~ is Australia there? If he is, can he make out with Canada OwO?
Helen: Australia? There's an Australia now?
*doorknob breaks on the room Romano and Morgan were in*
Morgan: FINALLY! LIGHT!
Kendra: You really forgot to add a light?
Kitty: I knew I was missing something…
Morgan: *oblivious to the looks she is getting due to her messy-ness*
Romano: Ow… damn dark… *lays head on Morgan*
Just say it Romano. Morgan is your girlfriend.
Romano: Ok… Morgan is my girlfriend.
Kitty: I thought I covered that already…
Eh~? America...you're scared of ghosts, right? You are such a wimp =-=
America (closet): I'm not a wimp! A hero isn't afraid of ghosts, anyways!
North Korea: *rolls eyes* You are worse than brother.
South Korea: I take offense to that, da~ze!
North Korea: Good.
Hey, Kitty since now you're a full host, you get to be dared by France!
Kitty: Oh no… Hey! He's stuck in the closet~! And… emo. Dammit. No yaoi…
Hungary: TT_TT
Belarus~ would you kiss Austria passionately~? Let's see him suffer~ 8D
Belarus: *glares, but kisses Austria quite passionately. When she breaks the kiss, she has an evil aura around her*
Big Brother Spain~ pull Italy's curl 6 times OqO *drools*
Spain: Sí! *pulls curl*Italy: VE!
Costa Rica: *whacking Spain with the largest flower ever discovered (that species actually grows in Costa Rica!)* No España, no! That is mean to Italy!
Romano: *trying to claw Spain for Violating his brother* I WILL KILL YOU, BASTARD!
Morgan: *holding Romano back* No! No one is to die on this show! Kill him elsewhere!
HAS ANYONE NOTICED SEALAND?
Helen: Well, yeah. He's been hugged a few times.
England... I... I heard... t-that...*emo corner, crying*
Inu-kun: She heard you were getting married. Poor child. Kitty, would you try to comfort her.
Kitty:* shrugs*
*France, America, and England finally leave closet*
England: *looks at Emily, who is being comforted by Kitty* Why is she crying? *Czech whispers in his ear* W-what? That's Germany and Prussia! Not me!
Ireland: you'll be lucky if you ever do~.
England: You know everyone knows you like Prussia, right?
Ireland: *emo*
Prussia: *tries to comfort again*
I-I must g-go...b-bai-nii
Kendra: That's the end… I think.
Morgan: Adios, my friends~!
(1) Oh, thank you for the information, my brothers
(2) Yes, Spain and Puerto Rico understand, no?
Thanks for the reviews~! This song is awesomeness! Look it up~!
'Falling Down' by Becca
What did I do with yesterday?
How did I let it fade away?
I'm waking up, I'm falling down
Can't catch my breath, I hit the ground
I try to walk away, but I lost my feet
I try to say goodbye, but I just can't speak
And look you in the eye, and say I'm done
I just won't give you up, I can move on
I'm falling down; you're all that I can see
I'm falling down, and I'm melting
God only knows how far I'll go
When I'm falling down~
Lost in a fog, I slipped away
All my regrets are her to stay
I'm breaking up, I'm falling down
I'm screaming out without a sound
I'm falling down; you're all that I can see
I'm falling down
I try to walk away, but I lost my feet
I try to walk away, but I lost my feet
I try to say goodbye, but I just can't speak
And look you in the eye, and say I'm done
I just won't give you up, I can move on
Falling down
Falling down
I try to walk away, but I lost my feet
I try to say goodbye, but I just can't speak
I'm falling down; you're all that I can see
I'm falling down, and I'm melting
I'm falling down; you're all that's left of me
I'm falling down, and I'm melting
God only knows how far I'll go…